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  • January 14, 2014
    This is a viral ad from Thinkmodo (of angry telekinetic girl in a coffee shop fame) for the upcoming movie I've never heard of 'Devil's Due'. The prank features a robotic devil baby in a remote controlled stroller. Basically, whenever anybody nears the stroller the baby pops... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2013
    Scientists using an electron microscope and high-speed cameras have discovered that Mother Nature apparently invented gears long before humans did, and included them on the legs of teensy planthopper insects to help them jump straight. Tell you what, Mother Nature -- you don't... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2013
    This is a short security cam video of some dipshit robber in Marionville, Montana trying to hold up a liquor store. The only problem is 4-tour Iraq vet Jon Lewis Alexander is working the counter and isn't having it. He pushes the robber's gun down, and, in the blink of an eye... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2013
    I see butts! As even more proof that most Russians don't give a f***, this is a video of a giant Russian military Zubr class hovercraft coming ashore while a bunch of beach-goers just sit and watch instead of running and screaming HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE like any non-Rus... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2013
    10-year old German boy Alexander Kettler was doing what any kid would, rummaging through his grandparent's attic looking for stashed away nudie magazines, when he discovered some mysterious cases. So Alexander's father Lutz pulled them out and opened them and, SURPRISE, mummif... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2013
    Note: You might not want to watch the video if you haven't seen the episode but still plan to. This is a video of people reacting to Sunday's Game of Thrones episode. People who read the books knew the scene was coming (or that it at least should), while people who've only wa... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2013
    Note: Picture relatively unrelated but still from one of the best games ever made. Funeral goers in Zimbabwe were sent scattering after a man believed to be dead for a day started moving around in his coffin. Turns out he wasn't dead after all, just MOSTLY dead. *cue Miracle... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2013
    Greenheart Games is a small independent video game publisher that just released their first title, Game Dev Tycoon, last week. But alongside the legitimate version, they also uploaded a torrent containing a cracked version of the game. Fast forward to later that day when pira... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2013
    Because Mother Nature is completely out of her f***ing mind, decapitated rattlesnakes can still strike and cripple/kill their enemies up to an hour after being decapitated. They can't fly though, so now would be a good time to start saving for that jetpack. Rattlesnake venom ... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2012
    Some kids learn by reading. Some kids learn by listening. And some kids learn by watching their idiot father drop a firecracker down a manhole and almost lose his head when it ignites all the trapped gas down there and sends the cover flying. But what did they learn -- that'... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2012
    This is a video of some f***ing idiot pouring liquid nitrogen into a plastic bottle, then sealing the lid and waiting to see what happens. SURPRISE: it explodes in his hand! But only after nothing happens for long enough while it's sitting on the ground and he decides to go p... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2011
    Wait a minute -- aren't you two....brothers? Dayamn! I'm not even that gay but I would definitely ride Mario's mustache. And, shit, Luigi's muttonchops or whatever he's got going on there. What exactly would you call those things anyway? Oh, right, sexy as hell. But serio... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2011
    This is a garage that looks like the back of a house/barn until the door opens. And then, oh man, it's clearly a garage. Usually, dream garages never become reality. It's rare to find someone with enough ambition and/or cash to make it happen, but credit one Florida couple fo... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2011
    Note: Video possibly NSFW due to some pirate-talk. Keep the speakers on low and you should be gravy. Me? I'm a country biscuit. I won't tell you what sequel because that would ruin the surprise, but I f***ing love ruining surprising so I'll just tell you: 'Transformers'. J... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2010
    Note: Please don't squint and damage your eyes -- God knows they've already suffered enough from all the masturbating. Click HERE to see a high-res version. This is the (Subjective) Timeline of the Best Gifts Ever. I guess it's not really Christmas-specific like I mentioned ... / Continue →
  • November 15, 2010
    This is a short video of a Russian Wolverine going to get his nails did (what, no pedi?!). Can you guess what happens? If you guessed, "his claws come out and he cuts the nail technician's arms off", you're wrong, but you did guess what I was hoping for. And for that you des... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2010
    Steve Buscemi, best known for reminding everyone of the creepy uncle they don't feel comfortable being left alone with, is one interesting looking fellow. And by interesting I mean not attractive. If he were a children's story he would be 'The Ugly Duckling'. But instead of ... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2010
    The iPhone 4. It's coming June 24. You can pre-order starting the 15th. Or not care starting anytime you want. The new features: Two cameras, one back facing 5MP with LED flash, one forward facing VGA, plus "FaceTime" video chatting (but only from iPhone 4 to iPhone 4 ov... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2010
    Poopsenders.com is a service that allows you to send bags of animal feces to people you don't like. I assume it was created by a zoo employee because it's not just cow dung that's available, you can also opt for elephant and gorilla scat in quart and gallon sizes ($13-$24). I... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2010
    So Apple's gonna announce their tablet tomorrow. That's exciting. And these are allegedly a couple leaked pictures of the thing a whole day early. Boners all around! And, because I love you, I'll post real pictures tomorrow if you're like following this sort of thing. But,... / Continue →