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  • October 4, 2011
    This is a video from San Diego of a surfer surfing in the midst of bioluminescent algae that, when disturbed, glow bright blue. As cool as it is, you sure as hell wouldn't catch me out there in the water after dark (night-sharks, bro -- night-sharks). On the beaches of Southe... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2011
    This is a short (but beautiful) video of Mark Visser surfing in the middle of the night in Maui with some sort of special lighting rig that prevented the footage from turning out like your first failed sex tape (although, to your audio-capture credit: I could hear the disappoin... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Because sharks aren't scary enough, apparently some of them can appear invisible while underwater. Awesome, I'm never showering again. Not scared yet? Well, one of the invisible shark species is nicknamed the phantom hunter of the fjords. The real name of the phantom hunt... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2010
    Because eventually everything will have a motor and AI and want to kill you, somebody is manufacturing motorized surfboards. The PowerSki Jetboard is basically a bare-bones Jet Ski made for surfing when there aren't any waves. Plus it can reach speeds up to 40MPH, which is ju... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2009
    These wetsuits from Roddenberry.com are designed to look like the uniforms from the original Star Trek series. They range in price from $435-$470, depending on the thickness of material (3mm - 7mm) you choose and you'd have to be an idiot to go surfing in a red one. Sharks yo... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2009
    This is a picture of a 10-foot great white shark that was almost bitten in half by what is believed to be a 20-foot great white -- just five feet short of Jaws and only seven short of my penis. 'It certainly opened up my eyes. I mean the shark that was caught is a substantial ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2009
    Want to look like a shark attack victim? I know, who doesn't? Well now thanks to a line of wetsuits by Diddo (the same guy that created these designer gas masks), you can. But if shark attack victim isn't for you, what about an anatomical muscle suit? Or wood? Or a rusted ... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2009
    Alfred Shaheen, inventor of the Hawaiian shirt, has passed away. He was 86. "Before Shaheen came along, there was no Hawaii garment industry. There were mom and pop stores but no real modern industry," Linda Arthur, a professor of textiles and clothing at Washington State Uni... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2007
    The GroundSurf is an electric "surfboard" from Paris based Ratleads. It looks like a three-wheeled "skateboard", but whatever. They're due out early next year for around $2,000. The board can be controlled by either using the pressure sensitive board (lean forward to accelerate... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2007
    The Light Wave Surfboard is a surfboard featuring headlights, a rail light, fin lights, and a tube light. Basically it's a surfboard outfitted with ligthts. Which, I guess, makes it worth the $2,950 price tag. And by 'I guess' I mean 'I just spit my milk all over my monitor.' S... / Continue →