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  • August 28, 2014
    This is the 99-pack of Peacemaker beer available from Austin Beerworks. It's seven feet long, weighs 82-pounds, costs $99, and has 99 beers inside. For reference, that's about a dollar a beer. "No, that's EXACTLY a dollar a beer." OH COOL, YOU'RE GOOD AT MATH, WAY TO BRAG. ... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2014
    Dammit Doctor, I thought I told you to restock the toilet paper. This is the TARDIS replica that was repurposed as a bathroom by Justin Hoggans of The Warmley Waiting Room Cafe in Bristol, England. It makes the perfect place to take a dump knowing there are people sitting lit... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2014
    This is a video of the Mad Hatter hat juggler in Japan. He juggles hats. Plus rolls them down his arms and across his back, puts them on, takes them off, stuff like that. It looks like he'd make the perfect addition to my traveling sideshow. Just a heads up though, bro -- y... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2014
    This is a video of a Taiwanese street artist producing a speed painting. The subject of the painting is virtually unrecognizable until the big reveal at the very end. Did you see that coming? Can he paint other characters the same way? I dunno, maybe he only memorized how t... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2014
    HIYO, totally thought that dude's finger was a pecker at first. Because what man hasn't dreamed of sporting a BlueTooth and Wi-Fi connected ring around his wiener, this is the Bondara SexFit penis ring sexual performance evaluator. It vibrates for pleasure, has performance ... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2014
    This is the Kickball Ice Cream Maker available from Hammacher Schlemmer ($35). It's like the spherical plastic ice cream makers that have existed forever, except softer and kickable. Just like the head of an enemy. I'm going to kick it so f***Ing hard the ice cream compartme... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2014
    This is the $10 Das Can-In-Stein available from ThinkGeek. It turns any 12-ounce can into a stein. It was an April Fool's product that they made a reality. They're not actually made out of metal though, they're resin, but will probably still make a formidable weapon in the e... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2014
    These are the custom Goldeneye 007 remote and proximity mine belt buckles created by if industries. Either one of those would look great holding my pants up, especially the remote mine one (above). And you know what else would look great holding my pants up? "A sexy dino?" ... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2014
    Screen looks small. This is the Star Wars themed home theater built for an undisclosed couple (smart) by Seattle based custom theater designer DillonWorks. It looks legit. The perfect place to watch my favorite movie of the franchise, Star Wars Into Darkness. "GW? Please g... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    This is the steampunk AT-AT walker made out of LEGO by LEGO-pro Markus1984. Now all Luke and the rest of the rebels need are some coal-powered dirigibles to fly around and tie all the legs together. Somebody really should shoot a steampunk remake of the original trilogy. Or ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    Be honest, how do I look? "Dead." Because you only get one chance to make a last impression, a company in Japan allows people who are still alive to try on the outfit and makeup they want to be wear during their open-casket funeral (plus choose a custom coffin). Me? I don't... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    A group of students from North Carolina State University are developing Undercover Colors, a line of fingernail polishes that can detect the presence of common date rape drugs (GHB, Rohypnol and Xanax) by swirling a finger in your drink (previously: drug detecting straws, cups ... / Continue →
  • August 22, 2014
    This is a video of Colin Furze (of homemade Pyro flamethrowers, Wolverine claws and Magneto boots fame) hydroforming himself a steel safety suit then using it to stand in the middle of a fireworks display. Basically exactly what I wish I did all day instead of working. Still,... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    These are 23 examples of makeup artist Laura Jenkinson turning her own lips into different cartoon characters (plus Cookie Monster). Some of them were really weird to look at. Like, I had to keep reminding myself I was staring at lips. Did I ever tell you about the time I ha... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    This is a series of necklaces created by Japanese artist Takayuki Fukusawa featuring miniature people that appear to be diving/jumping/repelling between the wearer's breasts. Obviously, a pretty clever idea. Now -- are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Shrink yourself, attach... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    In news that's sure to send some folks' erotic cartoon fantasies soaring to all new heights, Marceline voice actor Olivia Olson confirmed to a crowd at a book signing that her character and Princess Bubblegum used to be romantic. Hubba hubba! AhOoooGa! Boi-yoi-yoing! Are we... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    This is the OM/ONE, a spherical magnetically levitating Bluetooth speaker. It levitates and plays music. Plus has a microphone so you can use it for conference calls. The sphere can also be removed from the base and function as a wireless speaker for up to 15 hours. $179 ge... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    Sorry for missing you yesterday, I had to deal with some stuff. But you can rest assured international security was involved, and now you live in a much, much safer world. Mother Sharon Standifird was tired of texting and calling her children just to be ignored. So what did s... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2014
    This is a short video from Japan of an army of Pikachus preparing for battle in Akarenga Park, Yokohama. You think they're going to battle one of those Kaiju from Pacific Rim? Because I'd suggest recruiting some Charizards and Blastoises while you're at it. You gotta diversi... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2014
    Seen here looking suspiciously like a sadder, older Hoggle from Labyrinth, Polish priest Marian Rajchel claims he's started receiving text messages from the demon he failed to exorcise from a young woman. No word if the demon is just taking advantage of Marian's pay-per-text p... / Continue →