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  • December 19, 2014
    PROTIP: Don't expect too many Jennifer O'Donnells to be waking you up. The Wakie app is a free app for all major mobile platforms that allows you to set an alarm within the app, then be woken up to the call from a stranger at that time. Your phone never actually rings, the ap... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2014
    Seen here showing the Bionic Bra to a young Colonel Sanders, Professor Julie Steele and Dr. Sheridan Gho marvel at their over-the-shoulder-boulder-holding prototype. The bra uses sensors to detect breast movement, and actuators to tighten the bra for more support. That way y... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2014
    Nice shoulder-pads, bro. Also, YOU'RE LIGHTING AN EMPTY PIPE. Seen here looking remarkably similar to the pipe mug I invented in ceramics class in high school, this is the PIPEMUG available from Zang. It's a $50 ceramic coffee mug with an "intented-for-tobacco-use-only" pipe... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2014
    This is a video of music teacher (hence the giant instruments) Tom BetGeorge's Christmas lights display. Tom says he has about 12,500 channels running 100,000 lights, and this year they're all synced to Star Wars songs (there's even a lightsaber battle). I wonder how many peo... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2014
    This is a set of Adventure Time character nesting dolls available from ThinkGeek ($25). Pretty cute, right? You know, I got a set of traditional Russian nesting dolls for Christmas when I was a kid. There were so many of them! I wound up accidentally swallowing the tiniest o... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2014
    Remember that series of Star Trek inspired wine? Well now they're back with a new one: Klingon Bloodwine. While real Klingon bloodwine is believed to be made from fermented blood and sugar, this one is made out of fermented grapes. Lame, I know, but at least your family won'... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2014
    This is the Cthulhu Christmas wreath created by Maika Keuben (of Cthulhu Christmas tree fame). It's the perfect wreath to let carolers know they've come to the wrong house to sing at. But by the time they realize it, it will be too late, and the tar and feathers will already ... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2014
    This is a custom yellow gold and diamond octopus tentacle ring designed and crafted by jeweler Jason of Beverly Hills. Pretty cool, right? I've never been much of one to wear jewelry, but I would definitely make an exception for this. Or one of those split-heart BFF necklace... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2014
    This is a promo video for the $174 PYRO Fireshooter designed by Adam Wilber and sold by Ellusionist. It's a device worn like a wrist-watch (except on the bottom of the wrist) that can be concealed under a long shirt and gives the illusion that you're shooting fireballs from yo... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2014
    This is the $13 Samus Amiibo Super Smash Bros toy that recently sold on eBay for a cool $2,500 because she was accidentally made with dual arm cannons instead of just one. Apparently somebody was willing to pay a $2,487 premium for that. So now would be a great time to know s... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2014
    This is the $40 Nut Hammer. It's exactly what it sounds like unless you thought it was some sort of S&M sex toy, in which case my balls just snuck back inside me like Homer Simpson disappearing into that bush even thinking about it. Same goes for a nut tenderizer. You just p... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2014
    This is a video of a bunch of Muppet footage edited together by Youtuber isthishowyougoviral (of Muppet Beastie Boy edit fame) to sing Naughty By Nature's 1993 classic 'Hip Hop Hooray'. Only about a minute it of it though. Apparently dude got lazy. And you know what they say... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2014
    Stephen Hawking recently expressed his interest in playing a Bond villain in an upcoming 007 movie. Obviously, he would be the most believable Bond villain to date. Hell, he might actually be a real-life supervillain for all we know. The world-renowned physicist said his com... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2014
    This is the $45 CinniBird pen (currently a nearly funded Kickstarter project). With the push of a button you can write on food with the ground spice of your choice. Obviously, I'm going to use ricin and cook up...a meal to DIE for. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *twisting ends of mustache... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2014
    Remember the Das Horn drinking horn? Well now the same folks are back with Das Fang shot glasses. $30 ($20 if you act quick) will get you four glasses and the stand (provided they meet their Kickstarter funding goal). Don't break the stand. If you break the stand, you're sc... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2014
    This is the 59" X 79" Millennium Falcon Area Rug (available on Amazon for $80, ThinkGeek for $100, and probably other places for I don't know how much). It's a rug that looks like the Millennium Falcon. Now I want you to close your eyes and imagine this thing in front of a ro... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2014
    Because tomorrow is Thanksgiving, this is a short video of a pumpkin pie being laser-etched with the image of a pirate ship. Or maybe it's supposed to be one of those Pilgrim ships. *reading Youtube description* Ah, it's the Mayflower. Damn, it would have been cooler if it ... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2014
    This is the Planetary Glass Set being sold by ThinkGeek ($50). It features all nine planets of the solar system (f*** yeah, Pluto -- low-five!) and the sun. The eight "real" planet glasses are all 10-oz, the Sun is 16-oz, and Pluto is 4-oz. So, which one do you want to drin... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    What do you say -- sleep between my buns? Remember that pizza bedding set? Well now there's a cheeseburger version (available HERE for around $80). I'll tell you what: instead of big spoon/little spoon, I'll pretend to be a pickle and you pretend to be a jalapeno. Then we'l... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is the Giant Ice Cream Scoop available from Hammacher Schlemmer. It costs $60 *spit-takes rainbow sprinkles* and scoops out a whole pint. Alternatively, buy Ben & Jerry's. That's what I do. I don't even need a spoon, I just peel back the paper as I eat my way down. Do... / Continue →