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  • December 7, 2012
    Because nothing says "I'm a badass who takes eye care seriously" like a pair of sunglasses with temples that look like little assault rifles, this is a pair of sunglasses with temples that look like little assault rifles. They're a collaboration between Jeremy Scott and Linda ... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2012
    These are the Brewsees 12'Oz'ers, a $30 pair of aluminum sunglasses with bottle-opening earpieces. Sure they're not the coolest looking sunglasses, but you're not exactly the coolest looking guy either. Besides, they open beer bottles. Me? I can open a beer bottle with anyt... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2012
    Note: Actual screencap. I know it's hard to believe technology has actually come this far but it has. Empty your pockets. Nothing but ecstasy pills and glowsticks? Congratulations, you're a raver. Me? *punching holes through walls* I'm a rager. YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSI... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2011
    I've got news for you: all t-shirts come with an integrated sunglass wiping cloth -- IT'S CALLED THE BOTTOM. You can even use the inside if you're really fancy. This is the Wipe t-shirt from Japanese clothier fift. It has three microfiber clothes on it to clean your touchscr... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2011
    This is a small series of photos of our sun (you and I -- we had a boy together) in the ultraviolet and x-ray spectrums. As you can see, it looks nothing like what it does when you're just staring at it in real life. Then it just looks all orangish-white and your eyes start h... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2011
    In other depressing eyewear news, this is a series of pixelated sunglasses from Belarussian designer Dzmitry Samal called 5dpi (dots-per-inch for those of you who have no business being on the internet). I'm not sure how I feel about them, but a hipster coworker of mine just p... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2011
    Picture unrelated related enough. If all goes according to plan, Brazilian police forces will be equipped with 'Robocop' sunglasses before the next World Cup (see what I did there?), capable of scanning and detecting the faces of known trouble-makers/terrorists and alerting of... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2011
    Pfft, you can already see thousands of suns every night! Some nutjob, probably high on telescope-cleaning fluid, is convinced Betelgeuse (the star, not the Tim Burton movie) is going to supernova soon, resulting in the brief appearance of two suns in the sky. Wait a minute -... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2010
    This is a video from the BBC's Bang Goes the Theory in which the host Jem (not to be confused with his sister, Scout) visits the Solar Furnace Research Facility in Southern France and uses solar energy stolen from this spaz to set (instantaneous) fire to a wood plank, melt stee... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2010
    Mr. Mallon used a pinhole camera sitting in his backyard to record the sun's path from June to December of last year. This is the resulting image (in negative form). Looks like, uh, I don't know what it looks like. BESIDES THE MUTHERF***ING MATRIX! You'll never take me aliv... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2010
    Matthew here went and got sunglasses tattooed on his face. That way he'll never misplace them! But I still wouldn't stare directly at the sun with them on. Oh who am I kidding -- of course I would. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M A MODERN GALILEO. So yeah -- put that in your pipe te... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2009
    You know those eyeglasses that automatically darken whenever you go outside? I know, they remind me of pederasts too for some reason (but they look great on you, really). Now scientists are working on transferring the technology to contact lenses. Traditionally, these light-... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2009
    I don't wear sunglasses because I like squinting, but for those of you that do, and only have one giant eye, maybe these new Martin Margiela sunglasses are for you. Sure they look like a giant windshield and cost $570, but that's a small price to pay for looking like a giant M... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2009
    These $200 sunglasses from Calvin Klein (available this October) feature a 4GB flash drive in the right arm so you can take your data to the beach or wherever the hell people wear sunglasses these days. Me? I just squint. calvin klein usb sunglasses: data for your eyes onl... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2009
    LEGO Sunglasses are the result of the famous toy manufacturer bedding French optics company Lynx Optique. Just some heavy petting and dry humping though. The glasses, which have the iconic LEGO nubbins on the sides, allow the wearer to pimp them out by attaching LEGO pieces. ... / Continue →
  • March 3, 2009
    Let's face it: we all sit on our expensive sunglasses. Perhaps not everyone for sexual gratification, but whatever, they still break. Enter disposable tape sunglasses by designers Azumi & David. They come on a roll like packing tape and are perforated for easy detachment. Y... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2009
    You ever wonder how those Google Street cars are covering the world's roads so quickly? Hyperdrive, baby, hyperdrive. CLICK CLICK VROOM VROOM! Google Maps Thanks to kulow, who discovered the worm hole searching for directions to Jimmy John's. Subs so fast you'll freak, mmm... / Continue →
  • November 24, 2008
    We've seen chromed cars in the past, but quite frankly (can I call you Frankly?), those just weren't as shiny as this Bugatti Veyron. Maybe they went for the economy chrome job, but whatever the case, they lacked the mirror-like sheen of this summabitch. I mean, you could sno... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2008
    Need a new pair of sunglasses? Looking for an 80's pair that screams "I love Microsoft and don't care if I look like Billy Joel's grundle"? What you're seeing is the only pair of 1980's Hot Green Microsoft sunglasses around! A reliable source said these were only given to ... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2008
    If there's one thing I've learned about fashion, it's this: I look damn good in women's jeans. Wait ,what? This is a glasses post? Ha, so it is. Well, just forget I said anything about shopping in the juniors section then. Carrying on. HD -- the new buzzterm to sell whate... / Continue →