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  • January 16, 2015
    You had me at whiskey and donuts. Note: Been sick all week, going back to the doctor now. Might be around this weekend to post some, but if not, I'll be ready to melt your faces off (with a tank-mounted flamethrower) on Monday. This is the Craigslist ad posted by some sad ... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2012
    This is GoVacuum's $1,000,000 24k gold-plated vacuum. It doesn't work better than a regular vacuum, it's just gold. Why? Because if you sell vacuums for a million dollars, you only have to sell one. It's a real product you can buy (although I'll kill you if you do), but was... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2011
    The Robo Vacuum has apparently been out for a while (OLD! YOU SUCK GW!) but I've never seen it before and I try to keep abreast (also: abooty) of robotic products so I can assess their danger level and assign an appropriate color-code. These $15 suck-bots are a pink with littl... / Continue →