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  • March 7, 2012
    Seen here shamelessly staring directly at her privates, a man admires one of the humanoid pole-dancers built by sicko robot-fetishist Giles Walker. Now we've known about Giles' stripper-bots for awhile, but Germany's recent CeBIT information technology fair paid to have these... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2010
    Cups, get it? Like bras. Except the booboo looking strippers in the picture actually set beverage cups on the hood (which I wouldn't stand for). They don't call me hawk-eyes for nothing you know. Is that a Wendy's next door? A South Carolina police officer feared his cop c... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2010
    Okay, so here's the gameplan: you run to the bank for singles while I stuff my pants with chicken. One two three, BREAK! Geekologie's Facebook Page Thanks to Jonathan and Julien, who don't send tips as much as post them on Geekologie's Facebook page. Hey I know, that tip fo... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2010
    Are you a stripper looking to add a little geeky flair to all that gyratin' and booty grindin' you do around the pole? Then you're in luck, thanks to Lady Tornade's custom Pac-Man pasties. And they're only 60 euros (~$80)! Wait, what? MAKE YOUR OWN OUT OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2009
    And they said it wasn't possible to cut a bagel into a Möbius strip! Didn't they? I'm sure somebody did. But boy were they wrong! You think it works for donuts too? What about Hot Pockets?! Professor and artist George Hart figures out how to cut a bagel into two congruen... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2009
    These pole dancing dolls are real products despite everything you know about life telling you they shouldn't be. I'll tell you one thing: no daughter of mine is playing with a damn stripper doll. I'm looking right at you, Barbie. Hussy! Product features: style interesti... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2009
    Unless you thought they were teabags that cling to the side of your teacup via paper stripper, in which case, congratulations, you were correct. Unfortunately, unlike those novelty pens that showcase a naked women when you turn them upside down, you don't get to see any privat... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2009
    NOTE: Probably NSFW just because most employers frown on videos of dancers working the pole, but there is no nudity or even thongs, so yeah, use your own discretion (read: push play). No need to thank me folks, just doing my job. Also, I saw things happen in this video that I... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2009
    Anna Nobili is a 38-year old stripper veteran who has been dancing the lap for 20 years all across Europe. But not anymore! She has seen the light, and now only dances for Jesus. I'd tithe her. Sister Anna, originally from Milan, says she was 'inspired' during a visit to th... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2009
    Stephen Colbert just won a contest to have a new section of the International Space Station named after him. Unfortunately, those sticklers at NASA probably won't let it fly -- or orbit (ZING!). The name "Colbert" beat out NASA's four suggested options in the space agency's e... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2009
    Remember David, the little kid who was high as a kite after going to the dentist? Well this is him 20 years later after going to get a divorce. The video was made by a couple members of the Upright Citizens Brigade theater. I thought it was humorous, but possibly only becaus... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2009
    High atop the snow-covered peak of Everfrost Mountain the elves brew a wicked batch of grog -- a grog so powerful it can etch diamonds and make a Goron's pee burn. I'm telling you, that stuff will even put hair on an infant's chest. It's true, look at my newborn. Just kiddi... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2008
    Geekologie songwriter in residence brentalfloss is back at it, this time with a ditty called "Super Mario World", sung in the style of "What a Wonderful World". And, as a longtime Louis Armstrong fan and guy who drank his weight in gin & tonic (I hate gin) in New Orleans last ... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2008
    Stressed? Love milk? How about a $43 bottle of stress-relieving milk straight from the Lon-Lon Ranch? Tokyo-based Nakazawa Foods will launch the "Adult Milk" line of products in October targetting "adults who live in a stressful society," the company said in a statement. ... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2008
    Apparently there's a strip club in Pennsylvania that offers drive-thru service. The Climax "Gentleman's Club" operates in Delmont, Pennsylvania, on Route 22 35 miles east of Pittsburgh. In April of this year, Climax unveiled a new innovation, which is most likely a first in th... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2008
    Heelarious High Heels are your baby girl's first precious step to a life of stripping. Made for infants 0-6 months old, the $35 shoes practically guarantee a future in exotic entertainment. Okay, so they're actually just crib shoes that have a foam heel, but still, I think we... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2008
    What better way is there to celebrate Lil Derrick's 4th birthday than with a violence packed video game and a couple strippers? Exactly, none. But seeing how GTA: San Andreas came out a while ago, I imagine Lil Derrick is probably a little older now. So, from all of us here ... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2008
    Tempest Storm was born in 1928 by some other name and was stripping by 1950. And guess what -- she's still at it. And, oh, I just puked a little. "I don't just get up there and rip my clothes off," she says. Indeed, the 80-year-old burlesque queen takes her clothes off ve... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2008
    If there is one thing I hate at a birthday party it's a creepy-ass clown. A close second are magicians. But after magicians come balloon animal makers. And not just because the one I hired for my college graduation party got drunk and swung his little balloon covered unit ar... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2008
    Sometimes there's a candle that comes along and changes the way I look at wax-fueled flames forever. And this is one -- The Hotwicks Stripper Candle. The $9 candle smells like strippers. It's a candle and an alibi all in one! You don't smell like a stripper, you just smell lik... / Continue →