Results for "stop staring"

• Three-Eyed Nuclear 'Simpsons' Fish Caught

  October 27, 2011

  Seen here looking like about 40 fish sticks, a group of fishermen caught this three-eyed Simpsons 'blinky' fish in a lake near a nuclear power plant in Argentina. Jealous cyclops shark is jealous! Per Babel Fish (how appropriate!) translation: "We were fishing and we took th... / Continue →
• Teotronico The Piano Playing Robot

  October 20, 2011

  Prepare to eat ivory you wonk-eyed pianist! This is Teotronico. Teotronico is a robot that plays a keyboard. I heard he tried out for the Chuck E. Cheese band but they told him he looks like an animatronic sugar skull and to take a hike. Personally, I would have told him ... / Continue →
• Animal Eye Closeups: I Can See Their Souls

  October 13, 2011

  Remember those freaky-deaky human eye closeups taken by quantum chaos theoretical physicist/photographer (sweet combo!) Suren Manvelyan? Of course you do, you've got the memory of an elephant. Bear Grylls? He's got the turd of one and he's squeezing it to drink the juice out... / Continue →
• 6-Ft Eye Of Sauron/Dark Tower LEGO Statue

  June 24, 2011

  Seen here doing his best Amish Abe Lincoln, Kevin Walter built a 175-cm (~69") Barad-dûr/Eye of Sauron LEGO sculpture for the 2011 Brickworld convention. I'm not sure how many pieces it is, but my guess is in the tens. Did I mention I'm a terrible guesser? Because, no lie, ... / Continue →