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  • June 2, 2014
    These are a couple shots of early E.T. concept art by special effects artist Rick Baker. As you can see, they clearly made the right decision making E.T. look like he does and not one of these burn-with-fire monsters. "E.T. phone home?" Sorry pal, but not before I phone a fr... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2013
    Presumably to compliment his existing brass knuckles and tribal face tattoos, this is a shot of some dude who got his eyelids tattooed to look like they're always open. That's probably gonna make it hard for him to find a sleeping partner. Because I remember dating a girl in ... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2012
    This is the giant Gollum statue installed in Wellington Airport in New Zealand by special effects maker Weta Workshop to remind everyone that's where they shoot the Hobbit movies. It's pretty terrifying. Not sure I could comfortably enjoy a Cinnabon with that staring at me. ... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2012
    This is a giant cyclops eye made in the back of a lady's hair. It's awesome and makes me wish I had hair so I could do things like this. "Maybe it's a wig." It makes me wish I had wigs so I could do things like this. "You can buy wigs." It made me wish I had money so I cou... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2012
    This is a mounted zombie head hunting trophy from artist Andrew Martin of Monster Caesar Studios. As you can see, it's pretty life-like. Or, should I say, undead-like. "You shouldn't say anything." I...should probably just stop talking. The trophy is available for $400 and... / Continue →
  • September 1, 2011
    DeviantARTist artanis-one created this series of real-life realistic (well, despite being all gray) Futurama busts because...actually, I don't know why. Why do people do anything? I'll tell you: because either 1. they think it's cool and are hoping other people will think it'... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2011
    This is an ultra-realistic bust of Grand Moff Tarkin from the first Star Wars movie lovingly creepycrafted by effects artist/sculptor Jordu Schell. Speaking of Grand Moffs -- I watched an old 70's porno over the weekend. You should've seen the bushes on these dudes -- one guy... / Continue →