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  • January 28, 2014
    According to renowned theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking, black holes don't really exist. At least not in the "they destroy everything that gets close enough" theory that's been perpetuated. Oh really? Then how do you explain my ex-girlfriend? The conventional view of bla... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2013
    This is an ultra realistic picture of Stephen Hawking drawn entirely in black Bic pen by my buddy Jesse Starr (of Bic pen Christopher Walken, Optimus Prime and that time-lapse painting he did of me riding a t-rex battling a volcano fame). It took Jesse 51-hours to complete and... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2013
    Famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking has estimated humanity has 1,000 years to escape earth and start colonizing other planets or risk extinction. Not a bad estimate, Stephen, but according to my calculations we've really only got 964 years, and everybody knows non-roun... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2013
    Note: The entire graphic is super long (but nowhere near as long as you, stud), so I posted it after the jump to not make the homepage a mile long. This is an infographic/timeline of famed thinker Stephen Hawking's life. Fun fact: he was regarded as a good student -- but not ... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2013
    Hooray, a new recruit! Remember when Cambridge University announced they were opening The Centre for the Study of Existential Risk, a think-tank designed to help prevent, among other things, a future robotic apocalypse? Well famed brainiac Stephen Hawking has just joined the ... / Continue →
  • July 5, 2012
    Seen here cheesin' his physics-loving face off during an interview with the BBC, Stephen Hawking reacts to CERN's confirmation that the Higgs Boson particle has likely been found, and how he's out $100. Per ol' robot-voice himself: This is an important result, and should be r... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2012
    A group of scientists at Stanford claim they've created a device that will allow a glimpse into the workings of the human brain, and plan to demo the unit (stupidly named the iBrain because smart ≠ creative) on Stephen Hawking during a live presentation. Fingers crossed he doe... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2012
    Dammit -- next time tweak your nips before taking a pic! This is a picture of Geekologie reader Wesley's fresh Stephen Hawking chest tattoo that he so lovingly dropped on Geekologie's Facebook page. Now I know what you're thinking, "That guy has a naked lady riding a dinosau... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2012
    Stephen Hawking, best known for inventing science from the confines of a motorized wheelchair, apparently likes to go to sex clubs. It's not really groundbreaking news, as there have been reports of him visiting nudey bars in England for the past decade, but a full-blown SEX c... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2012
    Seen here catching some rays, Stephen Hawking stated in a recent interview he thinks about women more than anything else and considers them "a complete mystery". Except the girls in the picture. A couple cocktails in those two and they are OPEN PHYSICS BOOKS. The biggest mys... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Seen here believing he can fly, famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is seeking a new graduate assistant and, obviously, I'm the man-child for the job. "ZIP ZAP, NOT THE STAIRS GW!" Oh relaaaaaaax Steve, I'll just tilt your chair back and we'll bounce right down. The origina... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2011
    Wait -- so there's no heaven, or it's just not wheelchair accessible? Stephen Hawking, in a tireless effort to bring the church down on him like the great thinkers that have come before him (I hope you have nitrous boost on that wheelchair!), first proclaimed there is no God (... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2011
    This is a rap battle between Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking. It was surprisingly well made (I don't expect anything to be well made anymore). The only thing I didn't like was Einstein talking so much smack on my man Hawking for his disability. Low blows, especially comi... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2011
    For those counting and not just staring at the clock waiting for the weekend to arrive, this is the eighth (8th) installment in the autotuned Symphony of Science series. It deals with the beginnings of the universe, which, from the information I've gathered from that picture, ... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2010
    Is this the future of wheelchairing? Why's it dragging a bong behind it? These questions and more possibly answered in the quote I'm so graciously about to copy/paste: Thomas Ross and Dave Cochrane put together a sleek, rather cool design and even made some practical improve... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2010
    Seen here trying to bite his tongue but catching his lip instead, Stephen Hawking claims there's no need for a God in order for the universe to exist. *Preparing napsack and evacuation route for flame war* Now, in his upcoming book, according to an excerpt of the introduction... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2010
    Stephen Hawking, best known for once beating me in a battle of the brains by an incredibly narrow margin (I dominated him in an arm-wrestling rematch), has taken to explaining how humans might be able to time travel into the future. It sounds difficult. Plus expensive (read: ... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2010
    Seen here possibly competing on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire', renowned astrophysicist and genius Stephen Hawking is speaking out against alien contact. You know, because they'll kill us all. Seriously. Like with laserbeams and shit. Riiiiiiight. Lay off the Avatar, Stev... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2009
    Stephen Hawking, genius extraordinaire and a personal hero of mine (I heard he once piloted his wheelchair through a blackhole unscathed), has been hospitalized and is reportedly "very ill". [Cambridge University] said Hawking has been fighting a chest infection for several w... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2008
    "Science fan" Jack Newton got Stephen Hawking's likeness tattooed on his leg in tribute to the world famous physicist (who is 66 and still rollin'). The tattoo - complete with a Monty Python line from the classic Life of Brian film 'He's not the messiah. He's a very naughty ... / Continue →