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  • May 6, 2016
    Together Wear are ~$70 hoodies made for hugging (currently an already-funded Kickstarter campaign). Each hoodie has two hand holes in the back for your lover to put their hands in so they can hug you while staying warm. I'm not sure if the holes in the back lead to one big po... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2016
    This is the Alien Facehugger ski mask and Chestburster sweater available for preorder from Mondo. The ski mask costs $30 and the sweater $85. Unfortunately, there is no money-saving combo pack available. That's a shame. Obviously, I'm going to wear the facehugger mask to w... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2016
    Because some things never go out of fashion, these are some shots of Mark Hamill wearing the same sweater thirty years apart. Now that is a quality sweater. I wonder if it's as warm as the inside of a tauntaun. You know I actually still wear some of the same boxers I've had ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2016
    These are the crocheted X-wing fighter blankets designed and crafted by Michelle of MJ's Off The Hook Designs. You actually put your legs into the body of the X-wing, and you can keep your hands warm in the engine pockets. Pretty clever! If you're good with a needle you can ... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2016
    Forget pillow hoodies, I wanna learn to hover-sleep like that guy! The Hypnos is a hoodie that has an inflatable pillow insert in the back of the hood. That way you can sleep anywhere, not that I've ever had a problem sleeping anywhere. Okay that's not true, but when I do ha... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2015
    This is Imgurian angryhamzter's son in the ugly Christmas sweater he wore to kindergarten one day. Apparently angryhamzter didn't notice the 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' was spelled in Santa's urine until his son's teacher told him after school. Honestly, I wish Santa would pee on my ro... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2015
    This is the $60 'I am Chewie' hoodie available from We Love Fine. It is a slightly more realistic looking Chewbacca hoodie than the previous ones we've seen HERE and HERE. Does it shed? Probably. Will it shed in your food? Probably. Will it attract furries? Yes. Will yo... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2015
    These are the McDonald's French Fry Gloves designed by Dallas advertising agency Moroch. Presumably to use in a hidden video ad campaign to prove McDonald's French fries are so appealing that people can and will bite off the fingers of a stranger if they even remotely look lik... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2015
    This is the Severus Snape lady's coat made and sold by Etsy store EveningArwen. They cost $425 apiece and are custom sewn to your measurements. Obviously, it's best worn with nothing underneath. *waving magic wand* Abracanobra! "Wait -- is your wand a chopstick?" I ordere... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2014
    After years of being treated like a second class citizen by smoking jackets, the Drinking Jacket has decided to rise above and claim its rightful place in society. Currently an already funded Kickstarter project, the Drinking Jacket is an $85 zip-up hoodie with all kinds of ha... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2014
    This is the £35 (~$55) Street Fighter sweater available from Yellow Bulldog (and Amazon UK and probably other places but that's up to you, I'm not your personal shopper). The company stresses that the design is KNIT and not just PRINTED, because that's important when you're lo... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2014
    This is the $250 Bedjet Bed Heater & Fan (currently a Kickstarter project). It blows hot air under your covers to keep you warm at night so a lover's cold foot doesn't lead to a breakup. I know that at least a fan-only version of this has existed for awhile because I remember... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2014
    Note: They're not spiders, they're Opiliones (aka harvestmen, daddy longlegs). Unfortunately, that doesn't make it any less terrifying. This is a furry looking clump that, when poked with a finger, produces nightmares (previously: this one). I dare you to eat something spic... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2013
    This is the alien facehugger winter mask hand-knit and sold by Etsy seller Knitrocious ($150). It looks pretty accurate. Plus nobody will think you're weird for wearing it. And if they do, send them over to my place and I'll answer the door wearing nothing but a gas mask and... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2013
    This is the $6,500 Santa Stake-Out kit being sold by PlanetOptics so you can spy on Santa while he's making his rounds. Me? I'm not sitting around in the cold waiting for that fat bastard to go flying by, I'm going to lure him to me. "With milk and cookies?" What is this, a... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2013
    Peter Venkman: he's everybody's favorite Ghostbuster. And now you can pretend to BE him with this Venkman Ghostbusters Jacket available from SuperheroStuff ($70). We can all get one then run around pretending to bust ghosts! Don't cross the streams, LOLOL. We're having a gr... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2013
    This is a trippy $60 Star Wars sweatshirt available for pre-order from Rage On (you know I will!). It looks like the kind of sweatshirt a droid might vomit after getting a virus. It's like R2-D2 was in charge of delivering the design to the factory, but got his memory banks s... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    This is the giant Captain Picard quilt sewn by Candy Coated Quilts (those sound sticky). Can you think of anything better than waking up to the giant face of Captain Picard staring back at you? "Tons of things." Well sure, but it still beats the hell out of a dog or cat's @$... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2013
    This is a line of conceptual Pac-Man and ghost hoodies from Insignificant Fish Industries. They look like Pac-Man...and the ghosts. I guess there's not much more to say except I would wear every single one of them, not all at the same time, but definitely without pants. Gott... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2013
    Seen here looking straight out of a Skymall catalog, this is the $32 BB Tech Screen Cleaning Throw blanket. It's a blanket with a microfiber edge on one side for wiping gadget screens because, you know, this is the world we live in. You laugh now, but your parents just ordere... / Continue →