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  • September 10, 2012
    This is a rendering of Wall-E and EVE reimagined as robots you wouldn't want to f*** with by DeviantARTist SgtHK (aka Rafael Benedicto). Wall-E and EVE in their natural forms? I could take them both on wearing nothing but a loincloth and wielding a curtain rod. Wow, referenc... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2011
    Your boyfriend/girlfriend is out of town -- how are you supposed to sleep at night? Simple -- drop-dead drunk. That's how I do it anyway. But maybe you need a pillow with a photo of their face on the front. Hey, I'm not here to judge. Unless you were serious about needing ... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2011
    So apparently there are several species of fungi from Brazilian rain forests that can take over an ant's brain, control it, and then kill it. Now I know what you're thinking, and no, you really shouldn't sell this info to a mad scientist. Originally thought to be a single spe... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    Remember yesterday's biggest Harry Potter fan? Well here's the world's biggest Twilight fan. Can you see her? SHE'S THE ONE WEARING A F***ING WEDDING DRESS STANDING NEXT TO A WEREWOLF WITH A TUXEDO DRAWN ON. Seriously, this video is so full of sadness I don't know where to ... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2010
    Look around. Is everything white and sterile? Don't panic, you're in the hospital. Is everyone decked out in Haz-Mat suits? Okay, start panicking -- you're in a top secret genetic test lab. They're gonna try to grow rat penises on the backs of your knees. Anyway, this is ... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2010
    Granted we've seen LEGO Mindstorm sets people have built to solve Rubik's Cubes in the past, but never anything that moves with the speed and dexterity as CubeStorm CubeStorm Cubestorm. Whoa, nice echo effect. Kidding, I'm hiding in the closet (my mom's trying to drag me to a... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2009
    The PSE TAC-15 Crossbow costs $1,300 and mounts to the receiver of an AR-15 (not included). It is a serious piece of killing equipment and should not be purchased by children under the age of 9. This crossbow is mounted on the skeleton of an AR-15 assault rifle and has a sc... / Continue →