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  • February 25, 2015
    Note: Two pics after the jump contain horribly airbrushed alien nipples, proceed at your own risk of work/school boner. This is the custom airbrushed Star Trek themed 1978 GMC G15 "boogie van" recently up for sale on Craigslist by some dude in Vancouver who was clearly tired o... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2015
    This is the officially licensed Star Trek Captain's Chair Pool Float manufactured by Bigmouth (I SAID SHUT UP). It should be available in time for summer from various retailers for around $50. Plus it has a hole in the middle so you can secretly poop in the pool and blame it ... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2015
    The Perth Mint in Western Australia is releasing this set of two original series Star Trek coins on February 16th to celebrate the Star Trek franchise. The silver coins will have legal tender status on the island of Tulavu, but will never be used as legal tender because they c... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2015
    This is a fan-made video using clips from existing films to create a make-believe trailer for a Star Wars Vs. Star Trek movie. Which universe do you think would win? I thought about it for five seconds and decided it wasn't worth thinking about any more. Feel free to express... / Continue →
  • December 22, 2014
    Wow, two gingerbread posts in a row, it must be the holidays or something! (Is it the holidays?) This is the gingerbread USS Enterprise built and on display at the Blackmarket Bakery in Costa Mesa, California. They did a good job. But you know what my least favorite thing ab... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2014
    Remember that series of Star Trek inspired wine? Well now they're back with a new one: Klingon Bloodwine. While real Klingon bloodwine is believed to be made from fermented blood and sugar, this one is made out of fermented grapes. Lame, I know, but at least your family won'... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2014
    FAKE! The shadows are all wrong. You can tell it's fake because the Enterprise is way f***ing bigger than that. This is a series of thrift store paintings purchased by Dave Pollot, who adds value to them by painting in his own sci-fi and other pop culture characters. You c... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2014
    This is a visual guide to Star Trek uniforms created by the folks at CostumeSupercenter to drum up some free advertising for themselves in time for Halloween. Are you going to be a Star Trek character for Halloween? I am not. I am going to be Dr. Emmet Brown from Back to the... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2014
    This is a very short video of the cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation pretending the Enterprise is traveling through a shockwave, but without any camera effects. They look silly -- especially Riker. "Just pretend you're riding a mechanical bull made for children," I imagin... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2014
    This is an emotional, minute-long video of LeVar Burton responding to the news that the Reading Rainbow Kickstarter reached it's $1-million funding goal in less than a day. Currently, the campaign has collected $1,854,000, with 34 days remaining. Clearly people care about chi... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    Line Raineville grew up watching the original Star Trek series. So what did she do when she got older? Buy the Blu-Ray special edition and call it a day? NOPE, she spent over $30,000 converting her basement into the original USS Enterprise. So, you think any man has boldly ... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2014
    David Waddell resigned from his post on the Indian Trail Town Council last Thursday by penning a letter written entirely in Klingon. How anybody was able to read it to know he was resigning is beyond me. Waddell says he opted to use Klingon, the language of a warrior race o... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2013
    This is the Wreath of Khan made by Annie Shapiro. Man, that Ricardo Montalbán -- he was a handsome dude. Remember Fantasy Island? My fantasy was always to go be seduced by Mr. Roarke. "What about Tattoo?" He could ride around on my shoulders until things started to get too... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2013
    These are the Star Trek family car decals available from ThinkGeek. $15 gets you a page containing 32 stickers of 23 unique characters. How would you represent your family? I'd represent mine with a Vulcan. "And?" And that's it, just me the Vulcan. "Don't you have pets?" ... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2013
    These are Spock socks. Allegedly they're a real, officially licensed product, but I'm always skeptical when the only picture available is a rendering and not an actual photo. Is it because they don't exist or because they look even shittier in real life? I wore socks with sa... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2013
    This is a short video of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation edited together so the cast sings 'Let It Snow' (technically, 'Make It So'). At least that's what the first half of the video is. The second half is the guy who edited it talking about a video game he's develo... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    This is the sleeveless Star Trek muscle shirt available for $27 from Look Human. Honestly, I would have a really hard time paying $27 for a shirt that doesn't even have sleeves. Also, I'm not really sure what the message is even supposed to mean. Are Klingons notoriously kinky... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2013
    This is a parody of Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' loosely translated into Klingon and performed in the style of really shitty karaoke. It boggles my mind people actually take the time to do stuff like this but won't take the time to walk their grocery cart to one of ... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    This is the giant Captain Picard quilt sewn by Candy Coated Quilts (those sound sticky). Can you think of anything better than waking up to the giant face of Captain Picard staring back at you? "Tons of things." Well sure, but it still beats the hell out of a dog or cat's @$... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2013
    Captain Kirk: William Shatner/Chris Pine This is a series of old and new Star Trek character faces morphed together by deviantARTist ThatNordicGuy (no not the one swinging the battle axe -- the one hunched over his computer in the dark!). So, if you've ever dreamed of what it ... / Continue →