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  • January 9, 2014
    Line Raineville grew up watching the original Star Trek series. So what did she do when she got older? Buy the Blu-Ray special edition and call it a day? NOPE, she spent over $30,000 converting her basement into the original USS Enterprise. So, you think any man has boldly ... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2014
    David Waddell resigned from his post on the Indian Trail Town Council last Thursday by penning a letter written entirely in Klingon. How anybody was able to read it to know he was resigning is beyond me. Waddell says he opted to use Klingon, the language of a warrior race o... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2013
    This is the Wreath of Khan made by Annie Shapiro. Man, that Ricardo Montalbán -- he was a handsome dude. Remember Fantasy Island? My fantasy was always to go be seduced by Mr. Roarke. "What about Tattoo?" He could ride around on my shoulders until things started to get too... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2013
    These are the Star Trek family car decals available from ThinkGeek. $15 gets you a page containing 32 stickers of 23 unique characters. How would you represent your family? I'd represent mine with a Vulcan. "And?" And that's it, just me the Vulcan. "Don't you have pets?" ... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2013
    These are Spock socks. Allegedly they're a real, officially licensed product, but I'm always skeptical when the only picture available is a rendering and not an actual photo. Is it because they don't exist or because they look even shittier in real life? I wore socks with sa... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2013
    This is a short video of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation edited together so the cast sings 'Let It Snow' (technically, 'Make It So'). At least that's what the first half of the video is. The second half is the guy who edited it talking about a video game he's develo... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    This is the sleeveless Star Trek muscle shirt available for $27 from Look Human. Honestly, I would have a really hard time paying $27 for a shirt that doesn't even have sleeves. Also, I'm not really sure what the message is even supposed to mean. Are Klingons notoriously kinky... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2013
    This is a parody of Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' loosely translated into Klingon and performed in the style of really shitty karaoke. It boggles my mind people actually take the time to do stuff like this but won't take the time to walk their grocery cart to one of ... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    This is the giant Captain Picard quilt sewn by Candy Coated Quilts (those sound sticky). Can you think of anything better than waking up to the giant face of Captain Picard staring back at you? "Tons of things." Well sure, but it still beats the hell out of a dog or cat's @$... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2013
    Captain Kirk: William Shatner/Chris Pine This is a series of old and new Star Trek character faces morphed together by deviantARTist ThatNordicGuy (no not the one swinging the battle axe -- the one hunched over his computer in the dark!). So, if you've ever dreamed of what it ... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2013
    Thanks to the marvel of pause buttons, this is a screenshot from around the 1-hour 17-minute mark of 'Star Trek Into Darkness' featuring everybody's favorite astromech droid being sucked out of the Enterprise (previously: R2-D2 spotted in the other most recent Star Trek film). ... / Continue →
  • August 15, 2013
    This is a video of Chappo the dog howling in excitement at the opening theme to Star Trek: The Final Frontier. You know, my family dog growing up used to go buck wild whenever she heard a song with whistling in it. Then she'd look at me like I was stupid for expecting her to ... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2013
    This is the Star Trek Into Darkness movie poster eye makeup painted by makeup artist Sahily. It kind of reminds me of a Borg eye. You know what I want painted on my eyelids? I want to write 'LOVE YOU' like that one chick (links to picture of her) in Indiana Jones' Archaeolog... / Continue →
  • May 31, 2013
    This is a shot of some dude's USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D knuckle tattoos. For those of you who can't see and are listening to this via text-to-speech program, the ship was executed in a style that can only be described as 'kinda prison tatt-y'. Hit the jump for four more BON... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2013
    This is another video from Rhett and Link featuring a handful of children performing a Star Trek themed middle school musical. Personally, I never participated in middle school musicals because, come on, that's not what the cool kids were into. "You were never cast, were you?... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2013
    This is a short compilation video of Commander Riker sitting down in Star Trek: The Next Generation. He always approaches the seat from the rear then kicks one leg over it. Why? Presumably to draw attention to his nuts. I do this thing whenever I win a game of foosball wher... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2013
    Ah yes, the old no-smile, creeper combo. This is a series of officially licensed Star Trek USS Enterprise uniform pajamas available from ThinkGeek. They come in Spock blue, Kirk gold, Scotty red and cost forty bones for a top and bottom. They make the perfect PJ's to ease yo... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2013
    This is a long-form Audi commercial featuring Leonard Nimoy and Zachary Quinto in a race of the Spocks to see who can get to the country club first. Really -- racing to the country club? Anybody caught RACING to the country club, ESPECIALLY anyone under the age of 65, needs to... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2013
    This is a video of Youtuber TheMiro59 constructing and test-flying his custom built radio controlled USS Enterprise. It has light effects and everything. Unfortunately, it's not the best flyer, but hey -- neither am I. PILOT: Attention all passengers, this is your captain sp... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2013
    This is the 'Autobot E' USS Enterprise Transformer hacked together from existing toy parts by reader and DeviantARTist Unicron9 (who knows how to write a hell of an email by the way). It looks like the Enterprise, but can also transform into "a majestic alien look with a mix o... / Continue →