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  • April 17, 2014
    Because who hasn't ever dreamed of big-spooning a body pillow with a sexy cartoon Captain Kirk on one side and Spock on the other, Etsy seller IdentityProductions is making all of our wildest dreams come true with this $50 pillow cover. And by 'our wildest dreams' I mean 'you... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2013
    These are Spock socks. Allegedly they're a real, officially licensed product, but I'm always skeptical when the only picture available is a rendering and not an actual photo. Is it because they don't exist or because they look even shittier in real life? I wore socks with sa... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    This is the sleeveless Star Trek muscle shirt available for $27 from Look Human. Honestly, I would have a really hard time paying $27 for a shirt that doesn't even have sleeves. Also, I'm not really sure what the message is even supposed to mean. Are Klingons notoriously kinky... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2013
    This is a long-form Audi commercial featuring Leonard Nimoy and Zachary Quinto in a race of the Spocks to see who can get to the country club first. Really -- racing to the country club? Anybody caught RACING to the country club, ESPECIALLY anyone under the age of 65, needs to... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2011
    Note: Click HERE for a full-size 7' version of the chart in case you want to print it out and tape on a bedroom wall to make love to or whatever. A geeky father, excited about his daughter's upcoming first birthday, decided to make her a geeky growth chart. This is her him st... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2011
    Well Star Wars Jedi bathrobes already exist, so it was only a matter of time before somebody made Star Trek bathrobes. Available in doodoo-yellow 'Kirk' and baby blue 'Spock' models, each robe will set you back $50. Unless you accidentally let your morning wood hang out the f... / Continue →
  • June 22, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because Ke$ha sucks at music. Somebody (Youtube user MissSheenie) went and searched through original Star Trek footage to sync to Ke$ha's crappy hit 'TiK ToK'. This is the resulting music video. Admittedly, MissSheenie did a great job, but I can... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2009
    It's not dreaming about Spock staring at you in your skivvies with a quizzical smirk that bothers me, it's the fact that somebody might actually pay $75 for 34-year old USED underwear. What is this, Japan? Kidding -- you know I love you Japan! Product Page Thanks darkfall13... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2009
    Deborah Sperber made this rendering of everyone's favorite elf (sacrilege!), Spock, using 1,102 spools of colored thread. But to view Spock's visage properly, one must gaze into a crystal viewing ball while rubbing it and repeating "I love The Geekologie Writer" three times. ... / Continue →
  • March 30, 2009
    Somebody went and made a crochet Spock Sackboy (Spackboy) in celebration of the upcoming Star Trek movie. Also, I guess they like Little Big Planet. Which makes sense because of, you know, the, uh, transitive property? I don't know, I failed my college proofs class. And not... / Continue →