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  • July 16, 2014
    In case you haven't heard because Geekologie is your only news source (which is probably the smartest decision you've ever made), Marvel announced on The View (solid platform) yesterday that Thor is going to be a woman now. Like, a woman is going to pick up Thor's hammer and b... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    This is the Wake-Up Vibe, a $70 in-the-panty alarm clock for women that wakes you up with PLEASURE SENSATIONS. It's not the first time we've seen a vibrator alarm clock because I remember posting this one back in 2011 (I have a memory like an elephant when it comes to sex toys... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2013
    Meet the Revel Body Sonic Vibrator, allegedly the latest and greatest in lady privates pleasuring devices. Does it work for butts too? Fingers crossed! And toes curled. Did I mention the vibrator is the first to use "TrueSonic" technology? WTF is TrueSonic technology? I du... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2013
    Note: Uncensored shot HERE. And sadly, no, they don't come in blue or green. This is the $200 Fun Factory (Fun Factory -- or FUNNEST Factory?) Stronic Eins Pulsator. It looks like a vibrator, but it's not, it's a pulsator. It pulsates instead of vibrates, giving the sensati... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2012
    According to for-real recently conducted research, squeezing breasts may prevent malignant cells in the breast from turning to cancer. *quickly turns lemonade stand into free breast cancer prevention stand* Step right up, the doctor is IN. Laboratory experiments showed that ... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2012
    The Centre for the Study of Existential Risk is scheduled to open at Cambridge University and evaluate the risk of us all dying at the hands of killer robots with lasers for eyes and razor blades for hands. Plus other threats like climate change. Pfft -- if it can't shoot or ... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2012
    In 'Just bite me now' news, scientists are hard at work developing new ultra-powerful painkillers from a peptide found in black mamba venom. And I, for one, plan on testing these new drugs and zoning out to Home Shopping Network for six hours straight. "The TV isn't even on."... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2012
    Mass Effect III comes out TOMORROW and here I am fantasizing about hacking my way through a legion of redcoats with a f***ing hatchet -- WTF is wrong with me? "Everything." HA -- that's what the doctor said too. You know what I told him? I could smell your breath when you w... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2011
    LEGO, realizing they dun goofed targeting their entire product line to boys, is releasing a line of playsets in 2012 targeted specifically to little ladies. It's called 'Friends', which is a terrible name but I can look past that because I just saw a guy pushing an ice cream c... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2011
    Let's face it: we all want to be shot out a cannon when we die. But cannons can be expensive to rent, and you don't want your family stuck with that financial burden. "Who gives a shit about them, I'm the one that died! They should respect my wishes." Haha, I'm with you. B... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2011
    Haha -- I'm about to erase the f*** outta Monday! Meytrapone, a drug traditionally used recreationally to diagnose adrenal insufficiency, is now showing promise as a negative memory "forgetter" when taken soon after a negative event. Ugh, BUT I WANT TO ERASE IT ALL. "Metyrap... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2011
    'Raspberry Pi' is a $25 computer on a USB drive. It's also delicious, so I'm more than a little miffed I don't have anything but a half gallon of Juicy Juice and a single expired yogurt in the fridge right now. Oh -- what's this?! Moldy cottage cheese. *tastes, begins retch... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2011
    Spark plugs are used to ignite the gas and oxygen mixture in your vehicle's engine and are NOT to be confused with butt plugs, which are used to reignite the passion in your bedroom. Me? I tried once but just shit the sheets. So romantic. Enter laser plugs: way less intimid... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2011
    Fat sound in a little suit. The Blackbird Rider (who the hell rides Blackbirds -- what are you, a forest nymph?!) is a 3-pound acoustic travel (3/4 size) guitar made entirely out of carbon fiber (NOT Millennium Falcon) and designed for 1. super portability and 2. as much sound... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2011
    You know what sucks about funerals? Everything. There's not a single thing I like about them. And that's not even considering how bad they are for the environment. Whatever happened to dumping bodies in a volcano or leaving them out for animals to gnaw on? You know, like t... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2011
    Planes: they go fast, get you from here to there, and I have to get preeeeetty drunk to step foot on one. But hopefully not so drunk I pass out under a row of seats at the gate and wake up outside security. *ahem* I'm looking at you, LAX. Somebody touched my butt, I f***ing... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2010
    Well folks, Target already has all their Christmas stuff out, so you know what that means -- only three more weeks to Thanksgiving. Still haven't decided what kind of culinary bomb to drop on your extended family? How about a turkey cake? WTF's a turkey cake? A ground turk... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Pfft, I got neutered years ago. In a lawnmowing accident. That make anybody's nuts hurt? No? Okay try this one: so one time I was walking home from the bar and *CROTCH PUNCH!* Haha, bet you didn't see that one coming. The scientist behind the male pill discovery has devel... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Remember that movie Amegeddon? It's okay, I cried too. CAUSE I'D MISS YOU, BABY, AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THAAAAANG. Anyway scientists say if we're gonna get pummeled by an asteroid it's cool to just nuke the thing. Sweet. In the unlikely event of a gigantic asteroid threa... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2010
    Have you ever been to a bar that's so crowded and loud you can't even make out what the person next to you is saying? So have I. But to my credit I was puking in a girl's purse and not really paying attention. Enter "speech bubbles": Product design student Elaine McLuskey ... / Continue →