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  • November 10, 2014
    This is Munchkin the Shih Tzu in her custom-made walking teddy bear costume. It was made from an actual teddy bear. Want to make your own? You're in luck! Locked in a cell with a man who wants to kill you? You're in prison! (PROTIP: Make a knife, pronto) Measure your dog ... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2014
    This is a series of photographs by artist Kent Rogowski featuring different brands of teddy bears that have been turned inside out and restuffed. The results are *eying picture* nothing I would want sleeping next to me. These look like the kind of bears that start moving as s... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2014
    Because who hasn't dreamed of pretending to be a baby bird laying around in a nest all day waiting for your mom to come throw up food into your mouth, this is the Giant Birdsnest designed by the OGE Creative Group. It's an updated version of this one I posted back in 2012. Up... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2014
    These are the Space Odyssey Plush Shuttle Slippers available from ThinkGeek ($20). They're one size fits most adults, and look like little space shuttles. This is space shuttle Discovery to Refrigerator Base, request permission to dock for a midnight snack, over. You ever dr... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2014
    This is the giant skull chair made and sold by Etsy shop Chic Sin Design. It costs $420 (blaze it! Do it now!). The head actually hinges at the jaw, and you can sit in the lower jaw with the rest of the skull as back support. An inflatable exercise ball gives the skull its s... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2014
    These are the $16 DC Comics Batman Batmobile Slippers available from Hot Topic. They look like the Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie. But for your feet. You know what would make them even cooler? If the wheels were actual rollerskate wheels. Still, I give them 4 out of ... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2014
    This is the Kickball Ice Cream Maker available from Hammacher Schlemmer ($35). It's like the spherical plastic ice cream makers that have existed forever, except softer and kickable. Just like the head of an enemy. I'm going to kick it so f***Ing hard the ice cream compartme... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2014
    This is the beanbag Iron Throne made by Isabell Kiko of Nerd By Night (but what are you by day?!). She even includes patterns and instructions if you want to make your own, WHICH YOU DO. Sure yours won't look as good and will start losing its beans immediately, but hey -- you... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2014
    This is the crocheted (I always feel weird typing that because it looks so much like crotched) unicorn mask for dogs made by Flickr user roko20. Pretty magical, right? Everyone wants to ride a unicorn. I mean, in addition to riding dragons and pterodactyls. If you could onl... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    This is the $30 Privacy Pillow, a pillow with a hidden pouch inside for hiding valuables. And what's more valuable than your penis? That was a trick question, because based on what your girlfriend said over drinks during girls' night (they let me tag along because I'm sassy),... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2014
    This is the Giant Stash Pillowcase (currently a Kickstarter project), a $35 pillowcase that looks like a giant Ziploc full of weed. Plus it has a secret stash pouch inside for storing your actual weed, making it infinitely easier for your roommates to find and smoke everything... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is the Plush Kitten Bouquet sold by ThinkGeek ($50). It comes with nine stuffed animal kitties attached to wooden stems by their collars. You get three gray, three white, and three orange. I want them ALL orange. Sweet fact: one time I bought five movie theater size ba... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2013
    Forts, not farts. Squishy farts are totally different and, at least in my experience, often result in running to the bathroom to check your underwear. These (the blue pieces) are Squishy Forts, modular pillow fort construction kits designed by Ross Currie (and not Marie Curie... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2013
    This is the alien facehugger winter mask hand-knit and sold by Etsy seller Knitrocious ($150). It looks pretty accurate. Plus nobody will think you're weird for wearing it. And if they do, send them over to my place and I'll answer the door wearing nothing but a gas mask and... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2013
    This is a Chewbacca pelt looking sofa from Sentient of Brooklyn, New York. It's not actually wookie fur though, it's Icelandic Lamb. So don't worry, your couch was never smart enough to fly a spaceship. It could go 'baaaaaah' and look really cute while doing it though, so th... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2013
    These are the $25 Building Block Slippers available from ThinkGeek. Why aren't they LEGO slippers? Because why pay for licensing rights when you don't have to? That's like throwing money into the fountain at the mall. None of my wishes are gonna come true, and afterwards I w... / Continue →
  • July 11, 2013
    This is the Quarts Armchair (really? Then where the f*** are the arms?) designed by CTRL ZAK and Davide Barzaghi. It costs $14,000 and resembles the Aggro Crag from Nickelodeon's 'Guts'. No? Well what about Superman's Fortress of Solitude? MOVING ON. Each boulder fits int... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2013
    This is the $61 Mega Man arm cannon pillow and helmet being sold by E-Capcom. You just slip the pillow over your arm, put the helmet on so everybody knows you mean serious business, and NAP THE WORKDAY AWAY. My boss actually caught me napping at my desk on Monday and was like... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2013
    This is the $93 crocheted Bane mask made by Etsy seller Stitch Finder General. It looks pretty accurate. Unfortunately it doesn't come with the jacket, so you're gonna have to hit up the thrift store on your own for that one. Oh -- and get me a corded computer mouse while yo... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2012
    This is the crocheted Dwarf helmet and beard made by DeviantARTist SadDaysCrochet (similar in fashion to these ones we saw before). Crocheted is a weird looking word, isn't it? I had to double and triple check to make sure I wasn't saying crotched. Because a crotched helmet ... / Continue →