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  • August 13, 2015
    This is the Splorch ovipositor sex toy from Primal Hardwere. It was designed to resemble an alien or insect's egg-laying organ and used to squeeze homemade gelatin eggs into your own holes (eggs are inserted into the rear of the toy and massaged forward). It is probably not t... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2015
    This is the Balloon Dog Light available from Firebox (plus maybe other places -- searching for the best deal is 2/3 the fun of internet shopping!). It looks like the balloon dog a clown might twist at a kid's birthday party. Do kids even have clowns at their birthday parties ... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2015
    These are the officially licensed World of Warcraft robes available from ThinkGeek. They cost $130 - $150 apiece and come in Draenei, Malefic, Bloodfang Rogue, Paladin and Priest varieties. Obviously, they're for having sex in while pretending you're a World of Warcraft char... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2015
    This is the Instructable for making your own Cookie Monster skin rug. It basically involves finding blue fur fabric, cutting it out into the shape of a skinned Cookie Monster, then attaching some eyeballs. Pretty simple. Mine still turned out looking like shit, but what's ne... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2015
    These are the life-size Yoda and Wicket stuffed plushies available soon from Takara Tomy. Yoda stands around 26-inches tall and will sell for $250, and Wicket stands at 31-inches and will go for $330. That is pretty expensive for stuffed animals. I know a guy who does taxide... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2014
    This is Munchkin the Shih Tzu in her custom-made walking teddy bear costume. It was made from an actual teddy bear. Want to make your own? You're in luck! Locked in a cell with a man who wants to kill you? You're in prison! (PROTIP: Make a knife, pronto) Measure your dog ... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2014
    This is a series of photographs by artist Kent Rogowski featuring different brands of teddy bears that have been turned inside out and restuffed. The results are *eying picture* nothing I would want sleeping next to me. These look like the kind of bears that start moving as s... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2014
    Because who hasn't dreamed of pretending to be a baby bird laying around in a nest all day waiting for your mom to come throw up food into your mouth, this is the Giant Birdsnest designed by the OGE Creative Group. It's an updated version of this one I posted back in 2012. Up... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2014
    These are the Space Odyssey Plush Shuttle Slippers available from ThinkGeek ($20). They're one size fits most adults, and look like little space shuttles. This is space shuttle Discovery to Refrigerator Base, request permission to dock for a midnight snack, over. You ever dr... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2014
    This is the giant skull chair made and sold by Etsy shop Chic Sin Design. It costs $420 (blaze it! Do it now!). The head actually hinges at the jaw, and you can sit in the lower jaw with the rest of the skull as back support. An inflatable exercise ball gives the skull its s... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2014
    These are the $16 DC Comics Batman Batmobile Slippers available from Hot Topic. They look like the Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie. But for your feet. You know what would make them even cooler? If the wheels were actual rollerskate wheels. Still, I give them 4 out of ... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2014
    This is the Kickball Ice Cream Maker available from Hammacher Schlemmer ($35). It's like the spherical plastic ice cream makers that have existed forever, except softer and kickable. Just like the head of an enemy. I'm going to kick it so f***Ing hard the ice cream compartme... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2014
    This is the beanbag Iron Throne made by Isabell Kiko of Nerd By Night (but what are you by day?!). She even includes patterns and instructions if you want to make your own, WHICH YOU DO. Sure yours won't look as good and will start losing its beans immediately, but hey -- you... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2014
    This is the crocheted (I always feel weird typing that because it looks so much like crotched) unicorn mask for dogs made by Flickr user roko20. Pretty magical, right? Everyone wants to ride a unicorn. I mean, in addition to riding dragons and pterodactyls. If you could onl... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    This is the $30 Privacy Pillow, a pillow with a hidden pouch inside for hiding valuables. And what's more valuable than your penis? That was a trick question, because based on what your girlfriend said over drinks during girls' night (they let me tag along because I'm sassy),... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2014
    This is the Giant Stash Pillowcase (currently a Kickstarter project), a $35 pillowcase that looks like a giant Ziploc full of weed. Plus it has a secret stash pouch inside for storing your actual weed, making it infinitely easier for your roommates to find and smoke everything... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2014
    This is the Plush Kitten Bouquet sold by ThinkGeek ($50). It comes with nine stuffed animal kitties attached to wooden stems by their collars. You get three gray, three white, and three orange. I want them ALL orange. Sweet fact: one time I bought five movie theater size ba... / Continue →
  • December 12, 2013
    Forts, not farts. Squishy farts are totally different and, at least in my experience, often result in running to the bathroom to check your underwear. These (the blue pieces) are Squishy Forts, modular pillow fort construction kits designed by Ross Currie (and not Marie Curie... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2013
    This is the alien facehugger winter mask hand-knit and sold by Etsy seller Knitrocious ($150). It looks pretty accurate. Plus nobody will think you're weird for wearing it. And if they do, send them over to my place and I'll answer the door wearing nothing but a gas mask and... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2013
    This is a Chewbacca pelt looking sofa from Sentient of Brooklyn, New York. It's not actually wookie fur though, it's Icelandic Lamb. So don't worry, your couch was never smart enough to fly a spaceship. It could go 'baaaaaah' and look really cute while doing it though, so th... / Continue →