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  • April 7, 2014
    This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed soda box display at some grocery store somewhere. You know, sometimes I wish I'd pursued a career in soda box displays. People would travel from all over the state to see my latest creations, just like in Charlotte's Web. "That'... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    Note: Make sure to watch in high-definition, your eyeballs deserve it. Unless you're one of my enemies, in which case your eyeballs deserve to be GOUGED OUT WITH SHISH KABOB SKEWERS. This is a video from Lavapix of 2,000°F lava flows destroying Coke cans. "What's that in Cel... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2013
    According to a recent study conducted in China, Sprite may help reduce the effects of a hangover and have you back to feeling 65% and good enough to go puke at work by noon. You know, I don't mind puking at work because most people will sympathize with you thinking you're actu... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2013
    Everybody have a nice holiday weekend? Want to stand around the water cooler and compare firework scars in a little? Cool. Coca-Coca recently sold their soda in special limited edition bottles made out of ice on the beaches of Colombia. I would have liked to try one of thos... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2013
    This is a video of French Youtuber ioduremetallique demonstrating the remote controlled robot he built to steal soda cans out of vending machines. The design is pretty impressive and all, but I question dude's morals. Also, the cost vs. benefit analysis of building a robot to... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2012
    Japanese artist Macaon makes figures of famous characters out of cut up beer and soda cans. No word if he needs somebody to help drink all those beers, but I know somebody interested if he does. SPOILER: It's me. Shocking, I know, but I believe in supporting the arts. Hit t... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2012
    Damn bro, you only have to hug the thing. Dry humping it isn't gonna score any Doritos. This is a vending machine located somewhere in Singapore as part of Coca-Cola's 'Open Happiness' campaign. The machine dispenses a free Coke for giving it a hug. Give that robot a hug, a... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2012
    This is a Darth Maul soda box display spotted somewhere in Whogivesashit, USA, built to promote the first prequel dropping in 3-D like an unruly turd that cannonballs into the bowl so hard it splashes your ass. No thanks, George! Man, I used to work at a gas station and I nev... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Picture related: The Dew can eat cats too. A man in Illinois is suing Pepsi after claiming he found a dead mouse in a can of Mountain Dew. The man sent the mouse's remains to the company, who now claim it's impossible the mouse was in the can, because its remains were too int... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2011
    Popular web-comedy series 'The Guild' featured a cameo appearance by Jones Soda in recently aired season 5 episode 5, and in return the pop-brewer has made the cast into limited edition sodas. HOLY F*** WHERE'D YOU GET THE SPELL?! Also, watching shows online? Please, that'll... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2011
    Um, all soda cans are spray cans if you shake them first. Because tilting a can back/not poking your eyes out with a straw takes skill and dexterity that today's youth are lacking, soda is now available in spray-cans. Think spray-cheese, but then think soda. Then think both ... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2011
    Note: Worthwhile full-res version HERE in case you're in the market for a new desktop background. Yeaaaaaaah, we're not really gonna pay you any extra for that, Van Gogh. Also, I'm gonna have to ask you to remove everything above warp pipe level because those pose a potential... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2011
    This is probably the best Mentos in Coke video that exists. I've spent countless hours minutes watching other ones, and now I'm wishing I hadn't. I know the screencap I used looks like broski's about to bottle-cap his eyeballs out, but it's even better than that. Okay, not b... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2011
    Pepsi plans to introduce a new line of touchscreen Pepsi machines that, not only serve cold beverages (♫ I like cold beverages ♫), but also help you interact with your friends by buying them sodas. Which, for the record -- I AM NOT YOUR SUGAR DADDY. Get it? Because of al... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2011
    Pepsi, in a race to beat Coke in the battle of earth-friendlier, which, while certainly respectable, sounds like the most boring fight ever, has announced they've found a way to produce plastic-like bottles entirely out of vegetable matter (NOT squirrels). But can you eat them... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2011
    According to a story by NPR's This American Life, the 125-year old top-secret Coca-Cola Classic recipe was accidentally leaked in the photo accompanying a 1979 Atlanta newspaper article about the soda giant, but nobody noticed it until now. You're going down, Coke! Well, as s... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    I've had some of Jones Soda's limited edition Thanksgiving brews (Turkey & Gravy, Green Been Casserole) before, and they pretty much made me want to die. But who knows, maybe the bacon and pizza will be different. Except you and I both know they won't and their only purpose i... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    Japan, best known for freaky sexual fetishes and being hellbent on destroying the planet with robots, is now rolling out these fancy touchscreen vending machines. Hey -- I don't see any panties on that screen! A new touchscreen machine called the aCure has just been installed... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2010
    The Can Grip snaps on to any standard aluminum can, providing the drinker with not only a handle, but a coaster. AAAAAAAH, future technology! Plus, they're cheap, only $10 for 6. Now, where the hell can I get some of that watermelon beer in the picture? And, more importantl... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2010
    F*** YEAH TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY! As Advertised [epicwinftw] Thanks to Nathan, who didn't even get no static from the cowards.... / Continue →