Because Japan always thinks of everything first, this is a video demonstration of a soap dispenser that dispenses foam soap in the shape of roses, that way...

First Pojo's Soaps brought us garlic and Holy Water vampire repelling soap, and now they're back with silver and Holy Water werewolf repelling soap. Each 3oz bar...

This is the $30 Gaming Dice Soap Set available from ThinkGeek. Each set comes with a d8, d10 and d20 soap and a corresponding gaming die inside...

This is the Garlic and Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap made and sold by Pojo's Pure Vermont Soaps. It's made with real garlic and Holy Water and...

Seen here looking way more sexual than it probably should (or perhaps not sexual enough), this is one of the alien abduction hand soap dispensers designed by...

This is the (currently sold out) Archaeology Soap (technically Paleontology Soap, come on, get your shit together) made exclusively for ThinkGeek by Outlaw Soaps. Each $17, three-inch...

Rinse and Repeat is a pay-what-you-want video game available for Windows, Mac and Linux. The object is to help scrub a hunk's back in the gym shower....

The Art Of Dying is a Kickstarter project to produce a line of skull themed hand soaps. They were only seeking $550 in funding but have already...

These are the beautifully crafted soaps made by Etsy seller RockHoundSoap. Each $5.25 - $7 soap is designed to look like a specific type of geode or...

Because why would anybody want to release products in time for people to buy them for Christmas presents, Firebox has these life-size 'invigorating energy citrus' scented Super...

This is the $4 Jawa sandcrawler soap made and sold by Geeksoap. Each 2.5oz crawler is made with 100% all natural and vegan ingredients and smells like...

This is a short video from Sweden of ice crystals beginning to form on a soap bubble in -30°C (-22°F) temperatures. Sure it would be cool to...

This is a series of soap bars called Man Hands, they're supposed to smell like things dudes like. Stuff like cash, fresh-cut grass, beer, baseball gloves, fire...

Cleanliness is next to godliness. I think that's an ancient proverb or something but I just remember it from that one Smashing Pumpkins song. You ever bathed...

If it makes you guys feel any better, I actually use body wash. As a matter of fact, I just reupped at Target last night. I'd tell...

I know you're not supposed to speak ill of the dead for fear of their ghosts pouring laxatives in your chocolate milk powder while you sleep (I...

Etsy seller twoeggplants (and a microwave) is selling these super-realistic Game Boy soap bars. They cost $15 apiece, which I think we can all agree is a...

Every wanted to rub a frozen Han Solo between your breasts/buttcheeks while you were showering and get clean at the same time? I'm with you -- I...

Remember the chocolate weaponry we featured awhile ago? Well now the same company is manufacturing weapon soap. Probably from the same molds as the chocolate. I'd still...

Soap, as you may well know, is an integral part of cleaning yourself unless you're European. And what better way to keep your gooch minty fresh than...