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  • September 6, 2013
    This is the Cuddle Mattress, a foam mattress that's been sliced into horizontal strips so you can put your arm underneath a lover without them cutting off your blood flow and preventing you from being able to tweak their nips in the middle of the night. Admittedly, a good idea... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2011
    Would totally catch 'em all. (Does that make me a hoarder?) This is actually a friend of a friend's cat that was amazingly born with the color and markings of Pikachu. KIDDING YO THAT SHIT IS SHOPPED TO FUUUUUUUUUU. It is a friend of a friend's cat though. I might steal it... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2010
    The Coz-e, like the Snuggie, is a giant piece of marketing shit. But, to its credit, the Coz-e does add the extra excitement of potential combustion. GET AWAY FROM ME GRANDPA, YOU'RE A SHUFFLING FIRE HAZARD! $68 takes one home, but no amount of money will replace your person... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2010
    Because Snuggies alone don't suck enough ass, somebody went and invented Pajama Jeans. What are Pajama Jeans? I don't even want to know. But you do, don't you? Fine, I'll randomly copy/paste some paragraphs and hope they do the trick BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M A HARD-HITTING JOUR... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2010
    Holiday Inn, best known for putting me up last night and providing me with the sleep I needed to pilot my flight back home this morning, is now offering a complementary human bed warming service at its London Kensington location (pissing will still cost extra). If requested, a... / Continue →