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  • June 10, 2014
    Note: Dude drops a solid f-bomb at 0:20. I recommend yelling it with him like the world's shittiest sing-a-long. This is a brief video of a 2006 Chevy Equinox that can create and blow snow out of the A/C vents. Yaaaay, let's go skiing! "You mean like, slang for doing coke... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2014
    This are two photos taken by Coloradan Cathy Hartt earlier this May. By the way, a Coloradan is somebody from Colorado (just in case you failed geography and thought people from Colorado were called mountain folk -- those are West Virginians). Anyway, Cathy took these picture... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2014
    In much more exciting fire news, these are two videos of amateur Russian stuntman Alexander Chernikov being set on fire and leaping off the roof of a five-story apartment complex into a snow bank. Which, for the record, there's actually no such thing as amateur stuntmen, only... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2013
    These are a bunch of the different geometric patterns created by artist Simon Beck marching around in the snow of France. How he knows what the design he's creating will look like from above when he can only see it at ground-level is beyond me, but I suspect he does the same t... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2013
    After studying two separate DNA hair samples found at opposite ends of the Himalayas, University of Oxford geneticist Bryan Sykes has claimed that Yetis might actually exist, and be the hybrid decedent of an ancient species of polar bear. I mean, I'm pretty skeptical, but you'... / Continue →
  • April 15, 2013
    This is a video of 30 skiers (although I only counted 25) holding hands and doing a simultaneous backflip. Everybody lands it too. If I'd been participating I would have purposefully fallen and dragged everyone else down with me BECAUSE I'M A JERK. Just kidding, because I ca... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2013
    Some German pranksters in Aachen built a snow car overnight in a no parking zone and traffic wardens came and gave the car a ticket the next morning. But when police found out it was all snow and there was no car underneath -- boy were their faces red. Get it? Because it was... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2013
    This is an Ice King snow sculpture from Adventure Time. He looks sad. Like he just wants to find a princess but can't. Poor Ice King, settle for a giant snow penis? Thanks to ChaosLex, who loves chaos so much he goes around kicking the heads off snowmen and replacing them... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2013
    This is a video of a group of tigers destroying snowmen. I heard afterwards they all made snow angels then retired inside by the fire to sip hot cocoa. I'm joking, I don't know what they did after that. Probably licked their privates or whatever the hell else cats do. Truth... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2012
    FULL DISCLOSURE: I'm visiting my family in Alabama for the first time in two and half years so if posting gets sporadic the next couple days it's because I'm catching up with my parents, hanging out with my brother, playing with my nieces, or explaining to my little sister why ... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2012
    Parenting: you two suck pretty hard at it. Wheelblades are $248 skis for wheelchairs and strollers designed to make them easily pushable in the snow. Why you'd even want to go out in the snow if you were in a wheelchair or stroller is beyond me, but my guess is it wasn't your... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2012
    This is the Survival Split snowboard built by Signal Snowboards and jam-packed with everything you'd need to survive a night in the wilderness without getting sexed by a Yeti just you can sleep by the fire in his cave. *shivers* Never again. [The board] separates into three ... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2012
    So allegedly what happened is a a bunch of snowbanks in Russia began to melt, then it got cold again real quick, and they flash-froze into the icy river you see here. But who knows, maybe Santa's elves carved them or something. What I DO know is that I've actually flashed-fre... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2012
    This is an artistically shot video by Jacob Sutton of a guy shredding some fresh pow-pow at night wearing a suit covered in LEDs. That's pretty much it. One thing's for certain though, if brobro keeps this up he might wind up gaining the unwanted attention of some Yetis. And... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2012
    This is a massive Optimus Prime snow sculpture on display at the Asahikawa Winter Festival in Hokkaido, Japan. It's left me with so many unanswered questions. Why Optimus Prime and not Gundam? Why doesn't he look anything like the cartoon OR movie versions? Are you sure tha... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2011
    FUFUFUFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Coming to you from the public service department of Geekologie comes this reminder to drive safe this holiday season. The roads are gonna be packed with buttholes driving like assholes trying to get to a relative's house five minutes earlier than they w... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2011
    Go to Google (or your Google search bar), type 'let it snow' and hit enter. SURPRISE, it starts snowing and the screen starts to frost over. Then, once it's completely frosted YOU CAN DRAW IN IT. Just wait till you tell your mom -- she's gonna get such a kick out of this! G... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2011
    This is a short video of Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes snowmen brought to life through the modern miracle of film. Except they don't actually move, they're static scenes with CG snow falling. And speaking of static scenes -- I saw this girl at the bar whose skirt kept st... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2011
    This is a giant triforce sculpture carved out of the side of a mountain snow (I just looked for the first time). It was created by the two beer-swigging goons in the picture, both of whom look suspiciously like guys I went to high school with that made fun of me for playing Ma... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2011
    Because for the right price (your soul) George Lucas will let you slap Star Wars scenes on anything, snowboard giant Burton is dropping a line of 'out of this galaxy' (yukyukyuk!) Chopper series snowboards for kids (children's sizes) this winter. These are them. Unfortunately... / Continue →