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  • May 10, 2016
    Because Mother Nature is off her rocker and the batteries in her Life Alert died so she can't get the help she needs, this is a video of a snake that's being eaten by a toad trying to fight a cat. That is not something you see everyday. A double rainbow either, but I bet you'... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2016
    This is a Disney collectible Darth Vader helmet that's been covered in python skin by the folks at ELEMNT. They only made this one though and it's the only one they're going to make so if you want it you better rush over there and have a credit card with at least $3,000 availa... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2016
    This is an informative video about how venomous snakes kill their prey (previously: this video). Basically the venom causes red blood cells to rupture, and blood to clot. Smaller victims are killed when the blood clots get lodged in blood vessels and cause a stroke or cardiac... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2016
    This is a shot and video of what is believed to be the largest snake ever captured, a 26-foot, 550-pound reticulated python found near a construction site in Paya Terubong, Malaysia, where I assume they were constructing the world's largest mouse statue. Herme Herisyam, an of... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2015
    This is a video of Michael Delaney holding a GoPro on a stick when a rattlesnake strikes the camera, causing Michael to drop the rig into a pit FULL of rattlesnakes. Indiana Jones is probably losing his shit right now. "Snakes...Why'd it have to be snakes?!" Haha, I'm with y... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2015
    This is the pupae stage of the Dynastor darius butterfly. It looks uncannily like a viper's head, and even moves to appear its going to strike when potential predators are around. Me? I have no natural defenses and get picked on all the time. If I were a butterfly my parent... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2015
    Come on -- you can kick harder than that! What is this, an 8-and-under kickball league? This is a video from the apocalypse-hurrying jerks at Carnegie Mellon's Biorobotics Lab of a hexapod spider bot with modified robot snakes for legs. You know, because you can never pack ... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2014
    30-year old 'wildlife expert' Paul Rosolie filmed a scene for the Discovery channel in which he was allegedly eaten alive by a giant anaconda while wearing a 'snake-proof suit'. The channel will air the episode December 7th as part of their Mega-Week, which is a dumb name for ... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2014
    This is a video of several Brazilians out for a leisurely cruise in their boat when they spot a f***ing GIGANTIC anaconda. So what do they do? Naturally, grab its tail and try to tug it around for a bit while a woman in the boat screams her face off. Honestly, I don't even k... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    A Chinese chef was killed after a cobra bit his hand some twenty minutes after severing its head. The chef was preparing snake soup (a delicacy) and was bitten when he went to throw the snake's head away in the trash. Me? I would demanded a lowly busboy do it. 'By the time ... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2014
    The Cebu City Zoo in the Philippines is now offering Python massages. For a small fee, thrill-seeking visitors can lay underneath four 20-foot Burmese Pythons and freak out until zookeepers remove them. The only problems are 1) Burmese Pythons are constrictor killers, so if o... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2013
    This is a video of an Ammonium dichromate volcano erupting with a couple mercury thiocyanate tablets hidden inside. Mercury thiocyanate is commonly sold as those "Pharoah's snake" fireworks. So between the volcano erupting and those tentacles spilling out it looks like the Kr... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2013
    This is a video from Germany of Julius the albino Burmese python opening a door. Some of you may be disturbed by that, but I used to be a snake charmer at the circus so snakes don't bother me. The bearded lady, yes (she used to sneak into my trailer at night and try to crawl ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2013
    Because Mother Nature is completely out of her f***ing mind, decapitated rattlesnakes can still strike and cripple/kill their enemies up to an hour after being decapitated. They can't fly though, so now would be a good time to start saving for that jetpack. Rattlesnake venom ... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2012
    This is Twitter user Pamyurin's Medusa inspired hairstyle. I've always loved the story of Medusa because she's so butt-ass ugly and so am I so we have a lot in common. Granted I don't have snakes for hair, but I do have like eight penises so we're practically twinsies. Good ... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    Ben Siegel Reptiles of Deerfield Beach, Florida, recently held a variety of bug-eating contests, with the winner of each getting a different variety of pet ball python. And apparently Edward Archibald swept the cockroach and one of worm eating competitions, eating dozens of ea... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2012
    In 'Just bite me now' news, scientists are hard at work developing new ultra-powerful painkillers from a peptide found in black mamba venom. And I, for one, plan on testing these new drugs and zoning out to Home Shopping Network for six hours straight. "The TV isn't even on."... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2012
    Allegedly a family of yokels in South Carolina found a snake (identified by experts in the local high school biology department as a rough earth snake) with a head at both ends of its body. That...is weird. Of course the local news channel sent a reporter out to investigate, ... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2012
    Hey -- you ever wanted to see a guy squirt snake venom into a wine glass of blood so you can see what it does? Well you are IN LUCK, because that's exactly what this is. Don't want to watch the video? Then I'll just tell you what happens: it turns your blood into gelatin. A... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2011
    This is a 16-foot Burmese python found in the Florida everglades that had recently eaten an 80-pound deer before being discovered and killed by the good ol' boys in the picture. The Burmese python is a non-native (it's name was a hint!) invasive species in Florida originally e... / Continue →