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  • November 12, 2015
    This is the giant western diamondback rattlesnake that an Arkansas man (who looks suspiciously like one of my uncles) shot and killed after it bit one of his dogs. No word if the dog is okay, but that snake definitely isn't. If I was that guy I would use the snake to make my ... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2013
    This is a video from Germany of Julius the albino Burmese python opening a door. Some of you may be disturbed by that, but I used to be a snake charmer at the circus so snakes don't bother me. The bearded lady, yes (she used to sneak into my trailer at night and try to crawl ... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2013
    Jerks at Carnegie Mellon University have developed a robotic snake that can wrap itself around objects when thrown at them. Cool, here -- grab a hold of this volcano. The idea is to create a robot capable of slithering into tight spaces, perhaps for scouting or search-and-r... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2012
    This is Twitter user Pamyurin's Medusa inspired hairstyle. I've always loved the story of Medusa because she's so butt-ass ugly and so am I so we have a lot in common. Granted I don't have snakes for hair, but I do have like eight penises so we're practically twinsies. Good ... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2011
    The title says it all. I just didn't want to leave this part blank. Actually, I DID want to leave it blank because that would be a first for me but then I chickened out like a giant sissyboy. I swear, I can't do anything write. "That's the wrong right." SEE? I should prob... / Continue →