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  • July 17, 2014
    This is a short video of a snake experiencing zero gravity. It was one of a series of experiments conducted to determine the behavioral responses of amphibians and reptiles to low gravity during parabolic flights. That poor bastard. I mean, MAYBE he's having a good time, but... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2014
    This is a series of photographs from University of Pennsylvania biology professor Daniel Janzen of a species of caterpillar in Costa Rica (and other Central American countries) that has a realistic looking snake's head on its underside. Plus it will actually try to strike like... / Continue →
  • April 18, 2014
    This is a dead nose-horned viper found in Macedonia with a centipede poking its nasty little head out the hole it ate through the snake. Dammit Mother Nature, I thought we talked about this! Don't make me tell Father Time you've started drinking again. BRUTAL DETAILS: The u... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2013
    This is an impressive stop motion of a game of 3-D 'Snake' being played, all draw (and erased) in chalk by Chris Carlson. It looks like it took some serious patience, which I have zero of. If I had made it would have been the worse game of 'Snake' ever played. Miss the first... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2013
    What if I told you if you give me a kiss I'll turn into a prince? There is art, then there is art created from frozen cow shit. This is the latter. Siberian Mikhail Bopposov sculpted this serpent out of the dung dropped by his 17 cattle to celebrate the coming Year of the S... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2013
    WARNING: IT'S HARD TO WATCH THAT POOR BASTARD GETTING BEAT AGAINST THE PLANE DURING FLIGHT, I RECOMMEND NOT WATCHING THE VIDEO UNLESS YOU'RE ADAM OR EVE AND HAVE A SERIOUS THING AGAINST SNAKES. This is a video of a 3-meter python trying to fly without paying from Australia to ... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2012
    This is a video of a HiBot ACM-R5 robotic snake going for a little skinny dip. For the record, I would NOT get naked and swim with it. I did go skinny dipping with a bunch of girls in college though. I'm lying. I guess it could have happened in an alternate reality though -... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2012
    This is a taxidermied rodeo squirrel riding a bucking black timber rattlesnake that was recently for sale on eBay. Unfortunately it sold before I could steal my roommate's credit card info :( Up for Bid, Antelope Ground Squirrel riding a 4ft. Arizona Black Timber Rattlesnake ... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2012
    Whoa, is this a penis? Because who doesn't want to stare diabetes right in the eyes and tell it, "I give up, just take me," Vat19 is selling these 26.9-pound, 36,720 calorie Party Pythons. They're almost eight feet long, cost $150, and come in red cherry/blue raspberry and bl... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2012
    Nepali farmer Mohammed Salmodin was working in a patty field when a cobra bit him. So what did he do? What anybody would, repeatedly bit it back until it died. Wait, WHAT?! After he bit the snake to death, Mr Salmodin said that he went about his daily business as if nothing... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2012
    This is a waaaaaay too realistic looking albino snake cake from North Star Cakes in England. I was pretty sure it was Photoshopped at first, but there's a bunch of closeups after the jump (including one of the thing actually cut up), and it's definitely real. Now call me old f... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2012
    Here's a couple pictures of a giant golden orb spider eating a brown tree snake in some dude's garden in Cairns, Australia. You know, because apparently that's what spiders in Australia do -- they eat f***ing snakes. *cancels Australian leg of Geekologie world tour* "A few t... / Continue →
  • March 8, 2012
    Here's a shot from the High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE) camera on Nasa's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. As you can clearly see, it's some sort of alien life form, probably the Martian equivalent to the black smoke from LOST. Per NASA trying sweep it under the... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    Those are people in the background. This is Titanoboa, a 50-foot long robotic snake weighing over 2,000-pounds that was modeled after the actual prehistoric snake of the same name and size. I say we kill it and turn it into cowboy boots. Or lady's handbags -- I don't f***ing... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    See how I snuck "eye" into mesmerizing? That required a magic potion. Which reminds me -- I need to pick up some more sun-dried witch's nips the next time I'm at the wizard store. Damn yeah I saw Harry Potter trying to sneak into the adults only section last time I was there... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    I always knew the devil would transform and slither out in snake form again. You see, he wants to tempt me. But guess what, Satan?! I have absolutely no intention of spending eternity clenching a hot coal between these virgin buttcheeks! *brandishing hatched* Prepare to be... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    WARNING: Animated gif after the jump is a little graphic due to baby chicken being eaten by a snake. This is a screencap from a Chatroulette session in which some guy feeds a baby chick to a snake after two 13-year olds won't show him their boobs. And that, my friends, is wha... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2010
    Different strokes for different folks, you know? And, whether you actually like this mod or not, you've got to admit it's cooler than a harelip. And probably killer at you know what. You do know what I'm talking about, right? Tying cherry stems in knots, silly! Forked ton... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2009
    I am seriously reconsidering my decision to procreate in China. What with all the winged cats and footed snakes, I don't want my children to grow up with three legs like their father, you know? My beneficial defects aside, I must admit: as an amateur herpetologist, I'm a litt... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2009
    Snakes are inherently scary because of their phallic form factor, so you can imagine how I feel about robot snakes. This frightening bastard, created at Carnegie Mellon (watch your back!), is capable of traversing a variety of terrain, including, and not just limited to: handr... / Continue →