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  • June 13, 2014
    This a short video of a 'hands-free snacking and gaming device' developed by the folks at Mattessons snack foods. It is a complete disaster. Obviously, it's just a viral ad for Mattessons products, but also, A VISION OF THE FUTURE. I don't need crystal balls to know where th... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2014
    This is a video of a Chinese street vendor who blows hot sugar into animal shapes. In this case, he makes a dragon for a little boy. I'm not sure if the animals are strictly decorative or if you're supposed to eat them, but who wouldn't want to eat a ball of sugar that's been... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2014
    This is the Instructable created by Danger Is My Middle name (mine's Dickdragon) for how to make your own Unicorn Barf dessert treats. They're basically Rice Krispy treats made with those hard cereal marshmallows instead of crispies. Plus they can probably double as unicorn t... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is the soon to be released pasta flavored ice cream bar from Japan based Gari-Gari Kun. What's it gonna taste like? ASS. I'm kidding, I already said it's going to taste like pasta -- can't you read? If so, how about a bed time story? One with lots of sex and violence ... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2014
    27-year old Robert McKevitt was recently fired from his job at a warehouse in Iowa for using a 4-ton forklift to shake and drop a vending machine after the Twix bar he paid for failed to drop. Me? I'm more of a running jumpkicker. "That machine was trouble," Mr McKevitt to... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2014
    This is Badfish Extracts' cannabis infused beef jerky. It's currently being evaluated by third-party tester Santa Cruz Labs to see how potent it is before hitting the market. That's the thing about cannabis edibles -- you never know what you're getting yourself into. Sometim... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2014
    Mountain Dew and Cheetos: the stereotypical bane of every gamer's keyboard. But do gamers actually eat Cheetos and Mountain Dew all the time? Yes. Although right now I'm on more of a Andy Capp's Hot Fries and Code Red kick. MY LIPS AND FINGERS ARE SO RED. Mountain Dew fl... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2013
    This is the jacket made from sewn together Ziplock bags by Jaya's friend Diane. It...might be the most magnificent jacket I've ever seen and that's saying a lot because I used to own a pleather Member's Only windbreaker. The only thing that sucks about this one is that bullie... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2013
    This is the Banana Bunker, a banana transportation device that prevents smashing and bruising. It's not to be confused with a banana hammock, which is what bananas relax in on the beach, or a banana bungalow, which is where bananas go when they want to get out of the sun but i... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2013
    As I'm sure you all heartbreakingly recall, Hostess went out of business, taking Twinkies with them. So what's an overweight glutton to do for their prepackaged sponge-cake fix? Enter Little Debbie's Cloud Cakes, a Twinkie knockoff ready to fill the market (and your mouth!) w... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2012
    This is a video from popcorn purveyor 'Popcorn, Indiana' of the Popinator, a popcorn shooting cannon that allegedly uses a binaural microphone array to identify where you mouth is when you say 'POP', then shoots a piece straight down your gullet. It's not a product for sale, j... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2011
    Presumably because some bigwig in the marketing department wanted to make a classy exit and leave the company flipping a proverbial bird, Hostess actually branded their Snowball treats as 'Snowballimus' (previously: Green Lantern GloBalls) and another cupcake snack as 'Chocwave... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2011
    $9 Soylent Green crackers: not made with people, but with a made with people pricetag. That's a little questionable. But they are packed with spinach and "high energy plankton", so you can at least get your Popeye on knowing you're doing The Krusty Krab a service. Soylent Gr... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2011
    Because morbidly obese is the new phat, Oreo has announced they'll be rolling out (just like your stomach's gonna be!) a new line of Triple Double sandwich cookies this summer. WTF is a triple double? Nothing you'll ever perform on the basketball court after pounding a box, t... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2010
    The Dipr Cookie Spoon was designed for dipping little cookie sandwiches (i.e. store-brand Oreos, you cheapskate!) in milk without them falling apart or sinking to the bottom of the glass. Why you can't just use a fork or spoon is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    The $12 Doughnut-To-Go dougnut briefcase is a briefcase for the safe and secure transport of sprinkled deliciousness (NOT bananas). More of a jelly-filled kind of person? You're shit out of luck, because these only work with holed donuts. HEY McFLY, YOU BOJO -- DOUGHNUT-TO-G... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2010
    FPS as in frames per second, not first person shooter. That wouldn't even make sense, Captain Crazy. Hit the jump to watch the video, it's only 12-seconds long. Then, we'll all gather around the concession stand at the movie theater and complain about how unimpressive it loo... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2010
    There are two kinds of desserts in this world: those that glow, and those that taste like ass. Thankfully, Hostess (I SAID I'LL SEAT MYSELF!) GloBalls glow. But not really, they're just bright-ass green and are the official prepacked fattening food snack of the Green Lantern.... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2010
    Bacon that cooks in a toaster: genius. Bacon that cooks in a trashcan: gross. But all in all still a pretty good idea. Reddi-Bacon (1964) was precooked and there was very little extra fat involved when the foil packets were heated. However, there was occasional slight leakin... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2010
    Did you know they make watermelon chillers? So did I, they're called sytrofoam coolers filled with ice. But if you insist on being fancy-pants you can drop $230 on this thing. What is this thing? PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ASS BLOWN AWAY! (leaving your b-hole standing there confu... / Continue →