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  • April 20, 2016
    This is a video of Darbian setting the new Super Mario Bros. speedrun record, finishing the game in just 4:57.260 and beating the previous record by only 433 milliseconds. Will somebody make it faster? I dunno, it seems like there is very little room for improvement here. Wi... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2015
    Note: This post is originally from April 10, 2012. I just saw the video being posted around Facebook and figured I'd move it to the front page. You see, Facebook is like a clothes dryer. It's just all the same stuff going around and around and around. Occasionally, you open... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2012
    Youtuber bacon moose got a ticket in a town "where the cops (and absurd redlight cameras) are pretty much a money trap and that's it." So what did he do? He decided to pay the ticket in "an appropriate manner". Debit card? Oh no -- ol' bacon moose folded $137 in singles int... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2012
    Note: I cut the thread to prevent the homepage from being a mile long, click the jump to see the whole, worthwhile thing. This is a /b/ thread from 4chan documenting a user's discovery of a grenade in the forest. It's amazing. I love how nobody gives a shit what happens to th... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2012
    Seen here shattering my belief that girls' asses don't sweat, a Czech girl who allegedly smoked "super-strength skunk cannabis" for four-hours straight (although I suspect PCP/bath salts) tries crossing the electrical wires she mistook for a rope bridge. Drugs: they make you s... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2012
    Because what good is a cheat sheet if it's not the length of a school bus, some cheater in Kazakhstan was caught with this 35-footer WITH OVER 25,000 FACTS PRINTED ON IT during a university entrance exam. Obviously, he won't be entering that university and will be forced to jo... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2012
    Obiwan Kenobi, 37, was recently arrested after crashing his landspeeder into another vehicle and causing a five car pileup, then fleeing the scene. Plus he was already wanted for petty theft. The dark side: it's a slippery slope. No word if any Sith showed him their lightsab... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2012
    Girl, has anybody told you you've got the starry-est eyes they've ever seen? Well they were making fun of you. Remember Kimberley? She's the girl who got 56 stars tattooed on her face, realized it was a bad idea, then tried to sue the artist by claiming she only asked for th... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2012
    A 17-year old who sold a kidney on the black market last year to afford an iPad and iPhone is now suffering from renal failure as his remaining kidney is unable to adequately filter toxins from his blood. There is no app for that. Xinhua news agency reported that the five inc... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2012
    Bitchin' tan, bro. In a move that proves manufacturers probably shouldn't jokingly print "best worn over your head like an astronaut helmet" on plastic bags, a group of Japanese tourists followed the GPS directions in their rental car into the channel separating two Australian... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    A man in the Washington, DC area has successfully robbed four banks after slipping tellers a note that says he'll detonate a nuclear weapon if they don't hand over the cash. I dunno, if I were the teller I think I would have at least asked to see it first. No word if the tell... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2011
    This is a video of a Fed-Ex delivery guy throwing a flat-screen monitor over a fence into some bushes. Why? Because f*** your package, that's why. Hit the jump for the somebody's getting fired the week before Christmas!... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2011
    North pole, we have a problem. This is a video of some clumsy-ass Santa impersonator attempting to rappel down to his throne at a Florida mall when his fake beard gets caught on his harness, tearing it and his Santa hat off and ruining Christmas for countless children. All th... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2011
    Despite the fear-mongering, I swear I just heard something come from Uranus. "Haha, that was just last night's Mexican talking." Aaaaaaaah, of course. Now if you'll excuse me...*dialing 911* Hello? I think a reader may have eaten someone last night. BREAKING: Blackberry... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2011
    Because everyone was all, "oh no you di-in't!" when Netflix announced their price-hike, the company has decided to split into two parts in a feeble attempt at damage control. The streaming company will still be called Netflix, but the DVD-by-mail portion will now be known as Q... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2011
    Planking: it's stupid and you look like a sped doing it. On a scale from 1 to 10 of fads it could never IN ITS WILDEST F***ING DREAMS come close to a slap-bracelet. And a 4-year store supervisor at Gamestop found that out the hard way after getting fired for planking on the ... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2011
    This is a series of oldschool video game favorites re-imagined with Criterion Collection box art and make-believe details. I posted all the box art after the jump, but you can follow the link to read what "extras" would be included with each game in the fake collection because... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2011
    You see the top picture? Those are examples of Cookie Monster cupcakes made by a professional (possibly in your local grocer's bakery!). You see the bottom picture? Those are examples of Cookie Monster cupcakes made by yo momma! somebody who doesn't understand you can't appl... / Continue →
  • July 5, 2011
    Note: Video must be watched to completion. This is a video of a couple smoking salvia without anybody to keep an eye on them. It's...not a good idea. Eventually, Doro the Explorer gets restless and decides to take off an adventure. And what an adventure he has! SPOILER: Ri... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2011
    Two researchers are developing an algorithm designed specifically to 'de-pixelize' 8-bit (and 16-bit) video game graphics in real-time into smoother, more flowing ones. This. changes. everything. No, no it doesn't -- but it does change the amount of time I'll spend playing ... / Continue →