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It Just Makes Sense: Ken's Fish Hadouken

This is Ken from the Street Fighter franchise conjuring up a very special hadouken for an unsuspecting fisherman. It actually makes perfect sense if you think about....
August 23, 2010

Well It's About Time: Smell Absorbing Paint

Smell absorbing paint, affectionately known in the wall-covering industry as pigmented anti-toot film, absorbs odors yet remains shit-smell free. I swear, the future: we're living in it....
April 25, 2010

For The Love Of God, Shower: Geek Soap

Soap, as you may well know, is an integral part of cleaning yourself unless you're European. And what better way to keep your gooch minty fresh than...
March 31, 2010

Cleaning With Bacteria: Petri Dish Soaps

Etsy seller Cleaner Science (bonus points for a clever name!) makes soaps that look like bacteria growing in petri dishes. They sell for between $2.75 and $12...
March 4, 2010

Ignoble Gases: Periodic Table Of Smellements

This is the periodic table of smellements as developed by Natalie Dee. This version's really small and probably hurting your eyes to squint at though so click...
February 2, 2010

Seriously Bro, You Stink: Doc Bottoms Aspray

Doc Bottoms Aspray is an all over body deodorant that allegedly cuts your funk by neutralizing bacteria. Who knows, maybe it works. One thing's for certain though:...
July 28, 2009

Controller Soaps: Now With More Detail!

Well folks, I just got back from the doctor and am happy to announce I don't have inoperable thyroid cancer. However, I am unhappy to announce I...
March 25, 2009

Astronaut To Test New Non-Stink Underwear

That's right, Japanese astronaut Koichi Wakata is slated to test a new kind of underwear during his current visit to the space station. The "state-of-the-art" undies were...
March 21, 2009

Roll One Up, America: Obama Sushi Rolls

These are apparently sushi rolls made to look like US president Barack Obama. I think I speak for all of us when I say: the president has...
February 22, 2009

Smell Gamey? You Need Playstation Soap

So check it: you smell like ass. I'm serious, you're reeking up the interwebz. You need to get yourself some $5 Playstation controller soap from Etsy seller...
February 18, 2009