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  • June 12, 2012
    Certainly brings new meaning to 'cocktail dresses', amirite? No? Nevermind then. Seen here looking terrified at whatever she sees off camera (presumably a dog f***ing a tripod), a model wears a dress made from fermented wine. Mmmm, I bet that smells goooooood. Micro'be' fe... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2011
    This is the "didn't give the name much thought" AshPoopie, a pet waste picker-upper that burns dog turds and turns them into ash. My God that must smell good. The AshPoopie is the brainchild of scientist Oded Shoseyov from the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. He is aiming to r... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2011
    Movies: first they were black & white, silent and 2-D. Now they're color, Dolby Digital and 3-D. But still odorless. Enter the ScentSciences machine, a $70 smell-wafter that releases odors to coincide with movies that've been edited with their ScentEditor software. Eh. Ca... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2010
    This is Ken from the Street Fighter franchise conjuring up a very special hadouken for an unsuspecting fisherman. It actually makes perfect sense if you think about. Because Ken fights at the docks. "Wonderful observation GW" aside, at least now Chun Li's lightning-kick isn'... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2010
    This is a meaty billboard in North Carolina that wafts the smell of cooking steak to passing drivers. But I'm allergic! The Bloom grocery store chain, part of Food Lion, erected the giant sign at 1220 River Highway, between a Shell gas station and a storage facility, to promo... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    'Shirtless Kirk' cologne is a real olfactory treat coming out this July. Get ready to set your phasers to stunning! God I just want to huff it out of an old bandanna. Sometimes the only thing standing between you and a successful mission is a thin piece of cloth. And whether... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2010
    Smell absorbing paint, affectionately known in the wall-covering industry as pigmented anti-toot film, absorbs odors yet remains shit-smell free. I swear, the future: we're living in it. Dutch Boy Refresh eliminates these volatile compounds, but goes one step further by incor... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    Soap, as you may well know, is an integral part of cleaning yourself unless you're European. And what better way to keep your gooch minty fresh than a giant D-20 soap on a rope? Plus no more prison shower sex! Kidding, kidding, still plenty of prison shower sex. Anyway, Ets... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    Diesel, looking for a way to cash in on the upcoming Iron Man sequel, decided cologne was the way to go. It wasn't, Diesel (aluminum foil pants). Also, why's the bottle shaped like Iron Man trying to squeeze the life out of his wiener? Diesel's hoping you'll splash a little ... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2010
    Etsy seller Cleaner Science (bonus points for a clever name!) makes soaps that look like bacteria growing in petri dishes. They sell for between $2.75 and $12 depending on the size, glow-in-the-dark capabilities, and whether they're on a rope (highly recommended for prison use... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2010
    This is the periodic table of smellements as developed by Natalie Dee. This version's really small and probably hurting your eyes to squint at though so click THIS BUTTON to see a full-size version AND PREPARE TO BE ODORIZED! Well, what do you think? I thought it was pretty ... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2009
    Doc Bottoms Aspray is an all over body deodorant that allegedly cuts your funk by neutralizing bacteria. Who knows, maybe it works. One thing's for certain though: this commercial doesn't. Aspray goes where other deodorants can't. Aspray you butt. Aspray your feet. Aspray... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2009
    NOTE: VIDEO IS SLIGHTLY NSFW DUE TO UNDERWEAR. This is a fake commercial for men's body spray that features two chicks having a lightsaber battle over some tainty dude that smells good. SPOILER: they cut each other's clothes off, making it the best commercial for a fake produ... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2009
    Normally I'm an airplane glue kind of guy, but hey, chocolate could be good. Good mixed with airplane glue! That's what I'm talkin' about -- double fist style! Anyway, Le Whif breathable chocolates are supposed to give you the same sensations as eating chocolate, but probabl... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2009
    Well folks, I just got back from the doctor and am happy to announce I don't have inoperable thyroid cancer. However, I am unhappy to announce I came out from the anesthesia with my boxers on backwards. Just saying, I thought the thyroid was in my neck. But what do I know, I... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2009
    That's right, Japanese astronaut Koichi Wakata is slated to test a new kind of underwear during his current visit to the space station. The "state-of-the-art" undies were designed "to reduce the smells in normal clothing, absorb sweat and provide insulation." The underwear, d... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2009
    These are apparently sushi rolls made to look like US president Barack Obama. I think I speak for all of us when I say: the president has never tasted so good. Haha, shut up Monica -- your opinion doesn't count! HIYO. Hit the jump for a couple more pictures including one of... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2009
    So check it: you smell like ass. I'm serious, you're reeking up the interwebz. You need to get yourself some $5 Playstation controller soap from Etsy seller Digitalsoaps. Looking for something a little old schooler? No problem, they sell $8 NES controller bars as well, in s... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2009
    This is a digital camera made out socks by Netta Amir. Unfortunately, it can only take really fuzzy(!) pictures and is kind of a pervert (foot fetish). Wanna make one yourself? Look under your computer desk -- balled up socks? Well wash them. Then stitch them together and,... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2009
    I didn't really like Anchorman, but that's neither here nor there. Now you can buy officially licensed Sex Panther cologne from the movie for only $30 per 1.7-oz spray bottle. No word if it's made with real panther bits or smells like gasoline, but if I had to guess, I'd say ... / Continue →