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  • February 2, 2016
    This is a video of a garbage truck exploding in (where else?) New Jersey. Apparently the truck finally exploded after the fire reached one of the vehicle's natural gas tanks, which shot off "like a missile" according to local police captain James Stevens. Thankfully, nobody w... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2016
    This is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man candle available from Firebox. It looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, costs $29, and smells like marshmallows. I'm not what the total burn time is, but hopefully a fair amount of hours. Is there some kind of rule for candle pricing... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2016
    Leaders Number One is an $85 Vladamir Putin inspired cologne being sold in Moscow. It's a collaboration between Leaders magazine and perfumer Vladislav Rikunov, and smells like a shirtless man choking a grizzly with his bare hands. Oooooor citrus and cedar and musk and mung b... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2015
    Because Japan, online retailer Felissimo is now selling a fabric spray that's supposed to smell like cat forehead. That's a desirable smell apparently. Did you know cats rub their heads on you because they have scent glands on the sides of their head and they're marking you a... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2015
    21 grams (a reference to the notion that the human soul weighs 21 grams) is a project created by artist Mark Sturkenboom that immortalizes your deceased husband's ashes in a "memory box", so you can still have an intimate night with him even after he's long gone. The box conta... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2015
    WTF Prank Candles are $12 candles that start with a pleasant scent and, hours later, end with an awful one. Current varieties include Apple Pie To Dirty Fart, Baby Powder To Baby Diaper, Clean Laundry To Sweaty Gym Socks, Coffee To Stank Breath and Fresh Forest Pine To Skunk A... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2015
    These are the mouth and ear candles made and sold by Etsy shop uncannyartshop. They cost $18 apiece and come in 15 different scents. Sadly, burning flesh isn't one of them. The ear one kind of reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies. HEY YOU GUYS! Who else was jealous of Slot... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2014
    These are the beautifully crafted soaps made by Etsy seller RockHoundSoap. Each $5.25 - $7 soap is designed to look like a specific type of geode or crystal. You know, my sophomore year in college I thought about switching my major from BIT (business information technology) t... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2014
    Because who hasn't dreamed of smelling like whiskey all the time, the Heriot Watt University's School of Textiles and Design teamed up with Harris Tweed and Johnny Walker to develop a fabric that permanently smells like Johnny Walker Black. Alternatively, pour a shot on yourse... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2014
    Seen here looking like hipster Clown Santa, French inventor Christian Poincheval poses with a CG version of a pill he invented that can allegedly make farts smell like roses, violets or chocolate. The pills contain 100% all-nature ingredients (i.e. fennel, blueberries and seaw... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2014
    This is a video of Uncle Chris changing a diaper. He's already gagging before the diaper is even off. And I don't blame him, based on the sag in the back of that diaper it looks like it's rated for 4-ounces and has six pounds of shit in it. Keep going for the video.... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2014
    This is a video from AsapSCIENCE explaining the science behind why people don't mind the smell of their own farts but are disgusted by other people's. Speak for yourself -- I don't even like my own. Probably because a lot of the times I accidentally shit myself. Also, it's e... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2014
    Because what good is duct tape if it can't mask the smell of the weed you're sending an out-of-state friend, Duck brand is now selling scented duct tape. Although, honestly, they may have already been selling it for awhile, I'm not even going to pretend I'm on the cutting edge... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2014
    This is The Barisieur, a fancy coffee brewing alarm clock that looks like a mini meth lab designed and built by Josh Renouf. Because when you wake up, you need coffee, and you need it f***ing NOW. Not a bad idea (just not as good as an IV on a timer that starts injecting coff... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is a series of conceptual superhero 'serum' cologne bottles rendered by Charlotte, North Carolina based digital design firm Animink. Which one would you wear? I would wear Hulk's Rage, because that's what I like to do. I am a RAGER. You know the guy screaming at the co... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is a new line of depressingly scented candles from The Flicking Candle Company (~$17). They come in scents like Signed Divorce Papers, Cancelled Vacation, Grandma's Last Christmas Tree, College Rejection Letter, Defriend, Freshman 15 Poundcake, Driving While Intoxicated, ... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2014
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's ever found a turd in a Ziploc in the back of their closet before, a 700-year old latrine unearthed in Odense, Denmark, still smells awful. What, did somebody expect it to smell like a Glade Scented Plug-In? Described as being in... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2014
    These are Cannadoms, weed flavored pecker jackets. They cost €1.50 (~$2) apiece, and I'm not sure I trust my birth control to a weed-related company. What if they got high and forgot to manufacture tips on them all? Maybe they're just chronic flavored penis sleeves. Plus wh... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2014
    This is a series of Disney villain inspired perfume bottles imagined by Pixiv artist mmmint8. If the Scar one were a real scent I would buy it because I bet that dude smells wicked evil. Killing your own brother -- that's some Cane and Abel style shit! I was a little disappo... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2013
    Buyers of new Dell Lattitude 6430u laptops have been complaining they smell like cat urine, a smell that, if you've never had your bed peed on because you didn't use your cat's favorite brand litter, is equal parts nostril-burning ammonia and wanting to puke. Apparently the sm... / Continue →