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  • October 11, 2011
    This is the "didn't give the name much thought" AshPoopie, a pet waste picker-upper that burns dog turds and turns them into ash. My God that must smell good. The AshPoopie is the brainchild of scientist Oded Shoseyov from the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. He is aiming to r... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2011
    Turkey vultures, hands down one of the ugliest-faced birds ("It looks like a ballsack!") in a family of ugly-faced birds, are being trained by German police to sniff out dead human bodies in areas much larger/difficult to access than traditional tracking dogs could cover. You ... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2011
    I was just thinking the other day, "self, you really need to buy some new socks." And nowhere in that conversation did RPG-themed cologne come up AND YET HERE THEY ARE. Go figure. Or fish -- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. In most pen and paper fantasy RPGs, three of the primary attri... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2011
    Whoa -- not the sausage, buddy! Japanese scientists have successfully trained a Labrador Retriever to sniff out bowel cancer by whiffing a person's breath or doodies (and not actual buttcheeks like I'd have you believe) with the accuracy of a colonoscopy. Hmmmm -- doctor wedg... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2011
    Movies: first they were black & white, silent and 2-D. Now they're color, Dolby Digital and 3-D. But still odorless. Enter the ScentSciences machine, a $70 smell-wafter that releases odors to coincide with movies that've been edited with their ScentEditor software. Eh. Ca... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Sure you have to wear this ridiculous hat, but that's a small price to pay to taste any flavor cookie you want. God I hope it comes preloaded with all the Girl Scout flavors! Plus pot brownies! Kidding, they always end up tasting like shit. Scientist Tajuki Narumi and a tea... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2010
    This is a meaty billboard in North Carolina that wafts the smell of cooking steak to passing drivers. But I'm allergic! The Bloom grocery store chain, part of Food Lion, erected the giant sign at 1220 River Highway, between a Shell gas station and a storage facility, to promo... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2010
    Diesel, looking for a way to cash in on the upcoming Iron Man sequel, decided cologne was the way to go. It wasn't, Diesel (aluminum foil pants). Also, why's the bottle shaped like Iron Man trying to squeeze the life out of his wiener? Diesel's hoping you'll splash a little ... / Continue →