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  • June 19, 2014
    This is a conceptual bed set designed by artist Claire Manganiello. The comforter looks like cheese and pepperonis, the pillows like crust, and the sheets like tomato sauce. I dunno, I feel like you couldn't get in the bed without feeling greasy. Still, it would be fun to pr... / Continue →
  • April 17, 2014
    Because who hasn't ever dreamed of big-spooning a body pillow with a sexy cartoon Captain Kirk on one side and Spock on the other, Etsy seller IdentityProductions is making all of our wildest dreams come true with this $50 pillow cover. And by 'our wildest dreams' I mean 'you... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    This is the $30 Privacy Pillow, a pillow with a hidden pouch inside for hiding valuables. And what's more valuable than your penis? That was a trick question, because based on what your girlfriend said over drinks during girls' night (they let me tag along because I'm sassy),... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2014
    This is the $279 Gun Box, a biometric gun safe that opens via a fingerprint scan or sensing your RFID tagged bracelet or ring in close proximity. It was designed so you don't have to keep your gun under your mattress where your kids can find it and shoot each other, or locked ... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    This is the Wake-Up Vibe, a $70 in-the-panty alarm clock for women that wakes you up with PLEASURE SENSATIONS. It's not the first time we've seen a vibrator alarm clock because I remember posting this one back in 2011 (I have a memory like an elephant when it comes to sex toys... / Continue →
  • January 10, 2014
    This is the $250 Bedjet Bed Heater & Fan (currently a Kickstarter project). It blows hot air under your covers to keep you warm at night so a lover's cold foot doesn't lead to a breakup. I know that at least a fan-only version of this has existed for awhile because I remember... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2013
    These are the Mobile Beds created by Espace Loggia. The name is kind of misleading though, they're only mobile vertically. They're not made to support your weight when they're in the air though, which sucks because I like sleeping as close to the ceiling as possible. Also, a... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2013
    This is a series of long-exposure photographs (six hours -- from midnight to 6AM) of different couples sleeping in bed at night. Photographer Paul Schneggenburger (OMG I love chili cheese shneggenburgers!) came up with the idea, and presumably set up the camera and left becaus... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2013
    This is the Glow-in-the-Dark White Rockets Flannel Bedding available from Garnet Hill. You can get pillow cases, bed sets and comforter covers with the design. The prices seem reasonable. The only thing unreasonable is they don't make them in a king or I would have already o... / Continue →
  • September 6, 2013
    This is the Cuddle Mattress, a foam mattress that's been sliced into horizontal strips so you can put your arm underneath a lover without them cutting off your blood flow and preventing you from being able to tweak their nips in the middle of the night. Admittedly, a good idea... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2013
    This is the ComfyBreasts Relaxation System. It's a full body pillow with a hollowed out section to rest your breasts in and relieve pressure on them. Because remember ladies: a comfy tit is a happy tit. Also: a boob in the hand is worth over a dozen in the bush. The ComfyBre... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2013
    This is a Star Wars themed nursery created by Carissa XY and omooney for their son (and future Jedi) James. It kind of made me wish I had a themed bedroom, which I guess I kind of do provided messy is a theme. My dirty clothes pile is so big I mistakenly slept in it a couple... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2013
    This is a legit looking AT-AT bunkbed. I'm not sure who made it, but I just searched Craigslist to see if it was for sale and came up with nothing. I did read a couple funny Missed Connections though. One about a dude who fell in love with the barrista at Starbucks. Here's a... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2013
    This is the X-wing fighter bunkbed built by DarthDaddy42 for his very lucky son (not to be confused with this Y-wing bunkbed featured earlier). It has moveable wings, lights, an R2-D2 copilot cooler for juice boxes, and a cockpit with buttons & switches and a flatscreen TV for... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2013
    This is a $35 one-piece Stay Puft Marshmallow Man pajama suit. Cute, but it looks a little tight for me. Especially around the...you know. "Cuffs?" Come on! I was trying to fake like I have a big peen. Thanks to Linny, who agrees you wear that thing to bed and you stand a... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2012
    This is a series of creepy face and hand paintings by Choo-San, who obviously has zero regard for me sleeping at night. Call me sensitive, but-- "You're a sissy." You know what? For the sake of making your life a passive-agressive hell for the next week, I'm just gonna prete... / Continue →
  • February 13, 2012
    Similar to this lightsaber nightlight except dual-bladed and only available in red comes this Darth Maul version. It can be mounted vertically or horizontally and, as you can see, looks great next to a single bed. Emphasis on single. Give into the dark side of the Force, and... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2011
    So I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today (which, incidentally, is just a mattress on the floor because why pay for a bed frame or boxspring when you're already afraid of heights?) and it got me thinking: does my back hurt because my mattress is too stiff or because I dra... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2011
    I mean, awesome if it's true, I just know I've been on the steady downhill since I was six. I'm talking below the x-axis downhill. But maybe it's because I'm not so much a nerd or regular person, but something else entirely. "A loser with no future?" *tapping finger to nose... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2011
    Seen here about to choke some poor f*** out, Jusui-Kun is a robotic bear pillow that paws at a person's face if they're snoring, encouraging them to roll over and stop cutting the z's or whatever. TOO BAD I DON'T SNORE. God, make something for busting ass in your sleep. Okay... / Continue →