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  • November 27, 2013
    This is a giant cat shaped sofa. It doesn't have arms or a back like a traditional sofa though, so it's really more of a giant cat pillow. Whatever you want to call it, I'd sleep on it. "What if I call it a Cozy Kitty?" I'd sleep on a Cozy Kitty! "What about a Cat Napper?"... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2013
    This is a short compilation video of Commander Riker sitting down in Star Trek: The Next Generation. He always approaches the seat from the rear then kicks one leg over it. Why? Presumably to draw attention to his nuts. I do this thing whenever I win a game of foosball wher... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2012
    Artist Rodrigo Alonso fills square molds with heaps of old technology (read: junk) then pours resin in to create these clear stools. I'm not sure if there's supposed to be a deeper message, but if there is I imagine it's something about how fast technology goes from state-of-t... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2011
    So I'm pretty sure James Bond tried to assassinate me last night by poisoning my Indian delivery (restaurant will remain nameless pending investigation). I'm practically immortal though so I'm still alive but I do feel like a half dozen buttholes sewn together. This is a spac... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2011
    These are prototypical Space Invader chairs by artist collective Dorothy (OMG -- how much for your ruby slippers?!). They're made from cut foam and may or may yes feel a lot like sitting on the floor if you're as heavy as I am. Not sure if they're ever gonna actually manufact... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2011
    I wasn't allowed to watch Inception (NOT Conception, which is how you were accidentally made) because my mom said it would be far too complicated for me to understand and might make me unstable, but I did like the previews they showed on TV. I'm also into skin-care commercials... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2011
    This is a seemingly magical chair created by Peter Bristol appropriately titled the 'Cut Chair'. At first glance your head might explode as to how it stands but, SPOILER: on one leg -- not unlike performing the flamingo on a lova. The only one that's actually a full leg is at... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2011
    Seen here blowing a load he's so f***ing happy about his purchase, Pocket Chair owner Steve P. shows off his choice of travel butt-rest. The ground? Please, that shit's for peasants! The Pocket Chair is a real $15 product that can allegedly support 250lbs before disappearing... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    Now I'm not allowed to play the Pokémons because it's an irrefutable gateway to Satanism, but one time I watched a friend play over his shoulder (while I nonchalantly rubbed my genitals on his back), and I've got to admit: Snorlax is by far my favorite character. For one, he'... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2010
    The Balloon Bench from Japanese design firm h220430(?!?!) may look like a bench being floated away by balloons, but it's just an illusion. Also, the tooth fairy isn't so much a fairy as a goblin that tries to impregnate you with demon babies while you sleep. Which is exactly ... / Continue →