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  • November 4, 2014
    This is a video of a Houston, Texas sign-spinner who incorporates some sweet breakdancing moves into his spinning. The guy filming is clearly into it bigtime and can't help but hoot-n-holler like he's at a monster truck rally. And rightfully so, this guy's performance is most... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2012
    This is a neon sign featuring two ghostbusters proton-packing Slimer. It looks like almost an exact replica of the animated gif version posted in this article last year. The sign adorns the Mexican restaurant Touché Hombre in Melbourne, Australia and the zapping action is ani... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2010
    Because if you can't trust the overweight pervert hocking dildos behind the counter at your local adult bookstore, who can you trust? Nobody: that's who. Acidcow via Thanks to Jerry, who agrees the internet sucks for just about everything except meeting the lov... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    Note: Full-res version HERE in case you think reading the words is gonna help this all make sense. You're gonna be disappointed! At first I didn't even notice the cross on Optimus's head. Now I can't not see it. My God's no robot! Anyway, when I was a kid it didn't take Tr... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2010
    This is a picture of a kid who got busted smoking pot and watching pr0n. And because getting caught by your parents WHILE YOU'RE HIGH AND WITH YOUR WIENER IN YOUR HAND isn't bad enough, they made him make this sign and stand by the road. God, you poor bastard. Just be thankf... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    "America uses mini-robots and poison to murder humans". That's 100% true is the thing, making this guy the most honest protester in the history of protesters. *ahem* Tea-baggers. But did you know they also use mind-controlled animals? Because they do that too. They've even... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2010
    I have no idea where this is posted but it looks like the least fun place on earth. Like Disney Land if after you paid admittance they kneed you in the crotch, stole your wallet, kicked you out of the park and made you slash your own tires. Which -- actually that does sound f... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2010
    I don't know what it is about this guy, but I really wanna throw a handful of change at him. Except not actual change, just a handful of washers. Then while Luke Panhandler there is scurrying around picking them up I'll steal his lightsaber. Well, provided he hasn't already ... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2010
    Clever, but i would have also torn off the top half of the green sign and penciled in 'For a Good Time'. No iPod AND solicitations for sexual favors -- you'll think twice before losing something else, Caroline! Coffee Break [thehighdefinite] Thanks to GuamOtoko, who may or m... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2009
    You'd have got to be out of your gotdamn mind to board an elevator with a robot, but apparently students at the Stanford Medical School need to reminded not to. And these kids are gonna be performing surgeries? Yeah, not on me they're not! After finishing my doctoral work, I... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2009
    This is a video of ninja/sign-spinner Matthew Kermode. He can spin a sign like nobody's business. But it is -- he works for a sign-spinning business! Taking his headphones off to talk with us for a second, the sign samurai handed us a card out of his wallet: "Matthew Kermode... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2009
    That doesn't look like any deer I've ever seen. But maybe they used that picture because they want you to slow down like an elephant. Elephants, after all, are notoriously lumbering beasts. Not unlike -- wait for it, wait for it -- mammoths! I don't care if you are frozen s... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2009
    Another day, another hacked roadsign, this time in Raleigh, NC outside North Carolina State University. Honestly, I have no idea what this bud is of which the sign speaks (you hear that, mom -- no idea!), but if it's anything like banana peels and grape leaves, you count me in... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2009
    Per the Gospel according to Geekologie: And before the day of Valentine's, you will be blessed with an ox. And this ox will carry a sign. Of peace and love. And also, deliciousness. Jesus, quick -- water into barbecue sauce! Hit the jump for another very special Valentine... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2009
    Ever wanted to put your own message on one of those portable road signs along the highway? Well now you can with just a little tampering and a whole lot of illegal! Unfortunately, because many children read this website, you'll have to follow the link after the jump to find o... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2009
    These are flowcharts made by some beer manufacturer that explain, in simple detail, why you should be thankful you're a man. Because apparently being a woman involves much more complicated decisions. Hit the jump for two more charts, including one that has something to do wit... / Continue →
  • November 4, 2008
    Sign failure, always good for a laugh. At least a chortle. This one comes to us from the distant land of Wales, which may or may not be real and ruled by a powerful sorcerer. According to his black magical highness, all road signs must be bilingual, with both English and Wel... / Continue →
  • August 6, 2008
    Google recently set up some new Street Views near the Googleplex company headquarters in California. And Google employee Michael Weiss-Malik used the opportunity to re-propose to his girlfriend. That's why his sign says "Proposal 2.0" -- he had already given a traditional pro... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2008
    This is a picture of a piece of meat gristle from a diner in Birnin Kebbi, Nigeria. A patron was about to eat said meat puck when he noticed it read "Allah". After ransacking the kitchen, an additional three Allah steaks were found. The meat was boiled and then fried befor... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2008
    Triumph International, a Japanese firm that really triumphs in the global lingerie market, has created the Solar Brasserie (not to be confused with the solar bikini or solar dress). It's a bustier that looks like it was made out of carpet and has a flexible solar panel pinned ... / Continue →