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  • August 1, 2014
    This is a video of a McDonald's cheeseburger (no word on with or without onions) being dipped in hydrochloric acid. Hydrochloric acid is formed in the stomach and makes up about 0.5% of food-dissolving gastric acid. The other 99.5%? Tiny warriors with swords and axes choppin... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2014
    This is the blood and guts camping tent designed by artist Andrea Hasler. It's made out of wax-covered fiberglass (try carrying that in your backpack!) and doesn't look that comfortable to sleep in. Of course, if it's cold and raining out anything is better than getting eaten... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2014
    This is an unclassified species of giant jellyfish that recently washed up on an Australian beach. Majestic, isn't it? "It looks like a giant puddle of vomit." IT SURE F***ING DOES. Dr Lisa-ann Gershwin, of Australia's CSIRO government agency, said that scientists had known... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    This is the Joker themed leather suit of armor and mask made by Prince Armory (of Batman and Aquaman armor fame). It looks amazing. I think Facebook commenter Christopher R. really hit the nail on the head when he said, "I would like to be buried in this, even if it meant sti... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2013
    This is a custom Link action figure made out of a Wreck It Ralph toy by Etsy seller KodykoalaToys (of Yoshi mecha fame). It's Link in a walking mecha named Epona with a treasure chest full of Link's tools and quest items on its back. There's 55 of Link's quest items included ... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2013
    This is a series of miniature furniture pieces made out of fake human skin by artist Jessica Harrison. Why? No clue, but the loveseat looks like it was made from the skin around an @$$hole. A buttloveseat. I would totally curl up and nap on that. Hit the jump for three mor... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2013
    Because scooters and pogo-sticks are both cool, but not like super cool, somebody combined the two into the JumpX, a poorly named (come on -- PoGooter) pogo-stick/scooter hybrid. Does it do tricks? You bet your sweet padded ass it does tricks! You get good at this thing and ... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2012
    Decent being a relative term of course. This is one of the three fingers cut from Galileo's hand in 1737 when his body was being moved to its final resting place after spending almost a hundred years at a temporary memorial (he died in 1642). Wow, who the hell cuts the fingers... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2012
    This is the custom vomiting cat gravy boat made by glass artist GingerELA. When poured, it looks like a cat puking whatever you put inside of it. Hopefully not real vomit. Because what's more appetizing than the imagery of a cat ralphing right before you eat? Nothing, that'... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2012
    This is a gallery of some of the most disgusting and depressing home offices, the majority of which look like crime scenes. Especially the basement ones. Some of them aren't even PROPER basements, just crawl-spaces. Listen: if you have a computer room set up in the crawl spa... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2012
    Ben Siegel Reptiles of Deerfield Beach, Florida, recently held a variety of bug-eating contests, with the winner of each getting a different variety of pet ball python. And apparently Edward Archibald swept the cockroach and one of worm eating competitions, eating dozens of ea... / Continue →
  • September 4, 2012
    This is the 'Slice' skin cake from confectionary artist Gillian Bell. It looks like pieces of skin stitched together and makes the perfect metaphor for marriage because that's when two different people sew their lives together into one disgusting monster. Personally, I only t... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2011
    A granny in England recently had a writing pen removed from her stomach after being there for over 25 years and doctors were amazed to find it still writes. You know, because that's the first thing doctors do after pulling something out of somebody: see if it still works. *co... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2011
    This is an amazing looking series of digital paintings by artist Dave Rapoza of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle characters (sans the actual four turtles). They're amazing. David even has time-lapse videos on his website of him painting some of them, along with a bunch of other Nin... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2011
    Picture moderately unrelated. The Healing Heroes Project is a nonprofit venture by do-gooder Scott Hall in which he gives terminally ill children in the hospital superhero "templates" to color and create the way they'd like, then Josh uses them to customize existing action fi... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2010
    Despite always turning down my manuscripts, apparently Amazon doesn't really care what kind of books it sells for its Kindle e-book reader. Case in point: The Pedophile's Guide to Love and Pleasure. You dun goofed, Amazon! Product Description This is my attempt to make pedo... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2010
    A young man from the Jiangsu Province in China whom I won't name (but will post a picture and video of) because he's already gone though enough embarrassment, managed to get his arm stuck in the exit-pipe of a commode trying to retrieve his dropped cell phone. *horf* That. I... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2010
    Seen here cupping his imaginary friend's balls, a recent study indicates that Darth Vader might have actually suffered from Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD). I know, I'm shocked too. But not by Emperor Palpetine -- I ain't going out like that, Wrinkles! [Anakin] Skywalk... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2010
    This is a screenshot of me playing First Person Tetris. It's played just like regular Tetris except, instead of rotating the pieces, it rotates your view. I puked twice just trying to get a good shot. And I licked it up like a dog. Smell my breath! First Person Tetris T... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2009
    Because life is progressively becoming a series of nightmares, scientists want to develop a robot that mimics the movement of a cheetah so they can chase us down and maul us to death. Why did I even get out of bed this morning? Oh, right. Well why did I even wake up this mor... / Continue →