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  • October 16, 2015
    Because it's clearly somebody's job at Disney to make sure there's a licensed Star Wars version of every product, these are the Darth Vader and R2-D2 shower heads from Oxygenics (and available at Bed Bath & Beyond). Each has three settings: spray, jet, and mixed. R2 costs $25... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2015
    This is a bottle of Minion strawberry-banana scented 3-in-1 body wash/shampoo/conditioner. It looks like he's crying blood. I don't like those 3-in-1 body wash combos because I feel like the more things something does, the less well it does each of them. That said, if somebo... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2015
    Note: This article was originally published in 2009 but since the internet is like a roller coaster it's going back around again with its hands in the air, screaming. Elisabeth Beucher's Green Warrior Shower Curtain was designed to help control your water consumption by slow... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2015
    This is the Dagobah swamp shower curtain available from ThinkGeek ($25). It's perfect for the person who wants their bathroom to feel as swampy as possible. People are weird. My bathroom? My bathroom has a beach feel to it. "Stop talking about your beach themed bathroom." ... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2014
    This is the 3-D printable t-rex skull shower head design created by MakerBot Thingiverse user JMSchwartz11. You can download the model to print your own for free HERE (it comes in both narrow and wide-spray models) Pretty awesome right? Plus I think we can all agree it makes ... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2014
    This is a series of photos showing the process that sad and single ARuFa used to turn an ordinary shower head into a beautiful girlfriend. And by beautiful I mean she looks like the girl who craws out of the TV in The Ring. Is he like...going to pleasure himself to that? Wha... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    Because there is literally no TARDIS themed product a hardcore Whovian won't buy, this is the $45 Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Rack from ThinkGeek. It holds your shampoo and soap and shower scrunchies. Speaking of -- you ever timed yourself to see how long you can squeeze your ro... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2013
    This is the Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Curtain available from ThinkGeek ($30). I just bought one. Is it gonna make my shower bigger on the inside? Nope, but it is gonna make it colder since now I don't have enough to pay the gas bill. I'm pretty sure I willed this thing into... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2012
    This is the Horizontal Shower from luxury bathroomer Dornbracht. You just lay on the stone pedestal like you're about to be sacrificed for a plentiful harvest, then let the six water jets soak your body, flooding your ass with cleanliness and washing away any rogue buttcrumbs ... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2011
    Remember Panasonic's announcement of a hair-washing robot? Well here's a terrifying video of the shampoo strangler in action. *shivers* You couldn't pay me enough to stick my head in there with a f***ing crash helmet on. Hit the jump for the future of scalping technology. ... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2011
    A whole bathroom in a tidy little column, what will they come up with next? *Please say Everlasting Gobstoppers, please say Everlasting Gobstoppers* "No-wipe toilet paper". I'll take it! The veritable Swiss Army bathroom has 7 rotating modules stacked and skewered to shrink... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2011
    If it makes you guys feel any better, I actually use body wash. As a matter of fact, I just reupped at Target last night. I'd tell you what brand I got but I was drunk and it looks like I accidentally picked up a double-pack of Summer's Eve instead. Just kidding, that's what... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2010
    This is a designer shower head that was on display at Milan Design Week 2010 that looks like a deer's face. Water comes out of it's mouth and is perfect for the outdoorsy type and furries. But not me. I want a shower head that looks like a woman's face. I also want to pour ... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2010
    Every wanted to rub a frozen Han Solo between your breasts/buttcheeks while you were showering and get clean at the same time? I'm with you -- I don't even care about the cleanliness aspect . And for $6.50 you can do whatever you want to with him! Each soap is hand detailed ... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2010
    Remember the chocolate weaponry we featured awhile ago? Well now the same company is manufacturing weapon soap. Probably from the same molds as the chocolate. I'd still wash my mouth out with it. Also, b-hole. Don't act like you've never lost one of those little seashell s... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    Soap, as you may well know, is an integral part of cleaning yourself unless you're European. And what better way to keep your gooch minty fresh than a giant D-20 soap on a rope? Plus no more prison shower sex! Kidding, kidding, still plenty of prison shower sex. Anyway, Ets... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2010
    Etsy seller Cleaner Science (bonus points for a clever name!) makes soaps that look like bacteria growing in petri dishes. They sell for between $2.75 and $12 depending on the size, glow-in-the-dark capabilities, and whether they're on a rope (highly recommended for prison use... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    For those of you that like to get high and lie in the middle of a field staring up, the Leonid meteor shower is supposed to reach its peak tonight from 1AM to dawn. Great, I'll be hiding in the back of the hallway closet waiting for the apocalypse. It, uh, is 2012, right? T... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2009
    Is there any better way to celebrate Veterans Day than playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2? Yes, but that doesn't mean there isn't a blow-up doll in a bathtub in the game. And, as a guy who's no stranger to trying to shower around a blow-up doll, let me tell you: I acciden... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2009
    Listen, I love standing in the shower watching full-length movies as much as the next water waster (which is why I just had a swimming pool sized hot water heater installed), but what's the matter with a traditional projection setup? I swear, people are always trying to one-up... / Continue →