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  • October 30, 2014
    This is the 3-D printable t-rex skull shower head design created by MakerBot Thingiverse user JMSchwartz11. You can download the model to print your own for free HERE (it comes in both narrow and wide-spray models) Pretty awesome right? Plus I think we can all agree it makes ... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2014
    This is a series of photos showing the process that sad and single ARuFa used to turn an ordinary shower head into a beautiful girlfriend. And by beautiful I mean she looks like the girl who craws out of the TV in The Ring. Is he like...going to pleasure himself to that? Wha... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    Because there is literally no TARDIS themed product a hardcore Whovian won't buy, this is the $45 Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Rack from ThinkGeek. It holds your shampoo and soap and shower scrunchies. Speaking of -- you ever timed yourself to see how long you can squeeze your ro... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2013
    This is the Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Curtain available from ThinkGeek ($30). I just bought one. Is it gonna make my shower bigger on the inside? Nope, but it is gonna make it colder since now I don't have enough to pay the gas bill. I'm pretty sure I willed this thing into... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2012
    This is the Horizontal Shower from luxury bathroomer Dornbracht. You just lay on the stone pedestal like you're about to be sacrificed for a plentiful harvest, then let the six water jets soak your body, flooding your ass with cleanliness and washing away any rogue buttcrumbs ... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2011
    Remember Panasonic's announcement of a hair-washing robot? Well here's a terrifying video of the shampoo strangler in action. *shivers* You couldn't pay me enough to stick my head in there with a f***ing crash helmet on. Hit the jump for the future of scalping technology. ... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2011
    A whole bathroom in a tidy little column, what will they come up with next? *Please say Everlasting Gobstoppers, please say Everlasting Gobstoppers* "No-wipe toilet paper". I'll take it! The veritable Swiss Army bathroom has 7 rotating modules stacked and skewered to shrink... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2011
    If it makes you guys feel any better, I actually use body wash. As a matter of fact, I just reupped at Target last night. I'd tell you what brand I got but I was drunk and it looks like I accidentally picked up a double-pack of Summer's Eve instead. Just kidding, that's what... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2010
    This is a designer shower head that was on display at Milan Design Week 2010 that looks like a deer's face. Water comes out of it's mouth and is perfect for the outdoorsy type and furries. But not me. I want a shower head that looks like a woman's face. I also want to pour ... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2010
    Every wanted to rub a frozen Han Solo between your breasts/buttcheeks while you were showering and get clean at the same time? I'm with you -- I don't even care about the cleanliness aspect . And for $6.50 you can do whatever you want to with him! Each soap is hand detailed ... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2010
    Remember the chocolate weaponry we featured awhile ago? Well now the same company is manufacturing weapon soap. Probably from the same molds as the chocolate. I'd still wash my mouth out with it. Also, b-hole. Don't act like you've never lost one of those little seashell s... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    Soap, as you may well know, is an integral part of cleaning yourself unless you're European. And what better way to keep your gooch minty fresh than a giant D-20 soap on a rope? Plus no more prison shower sex! Kidding, kidding, still plenty of prison shower sex. Anyway, Ets... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2010
    Etsy seller Cleaner Science (bonus points for a clever name!) makes soaps that look like bacteria growing in petri dishes. They sell for between $2.75 and $12 depending on the size, glow-in-the-dark capabilities, and whether they're on a rope (highly recommended for prison use... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    For those of you that like to get high and lie in the middle of a field staring up, the Leonid meteor shower is supposed to reach its peak tonight from 1AM to dawn. Great, I'll be hiding in the back of the hallway closet waiting for the apocalypse. It, uh, is 2012, right? T... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2009
    Is there any better way to celebrate Veterans Day than playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2? Yes, but that doesn't mean there isn't a blow-up doll in a bathtub in the game. And, as a guy who's no stranger to trying to shower around a blow-up doll, let me tell you: I acciden... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2009
    Listen, I love standing in the shower watching full-length movies as much as the next water waster (which is why I just had a swimming pool sized hot water heater installed), but what's the matter with a traditional projection setup? I swear, people are always trying to one-up... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2009
    I don't really wear robes because I got kicked out of wizard school and I'm more of a boxer and undershirt kind of guy, but I might make an exception for this $95 Jedi joint. Just kidding. Still, it would look good on you though. Star Wars fans rejoice! The Jedi Dressing Go... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2009
    Because it's a well known fact vampires are pervbags that like to stare at you while you piss, here's a custom Edward Cullen shower curtain. It was handpainted by Etsy seller CustomShowerCurtains and will set you back a cool 75 bones. Now, you may be wondering why I'm posting... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2009
    The $200 Solar Power Shower can heat up to 8 liters of water to 140° Fahrenheit in as little as two hours, provided it's outside in the sun and not in your basement. It's a lot more sophisticated than a simple camping solar shower, because this one mixes that 140° water w... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2009
    Following in the stylish footsteps of the Snuggie, Slanket, Peakaroo, WonderRobe, MagicJacket, CarpetVest and PlushiePants, comes the Wearable Towel (THAT'S THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH?!). It's a towel with holes in it that you put your head and arms through. And wear. L... / Continue →