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  • March 10, 2016
    This is the Pizza Pocket Shirt. It's the perfect shirt for people who love pizza, messy shirts, and a greasy left nip. The breast pocket is the perfect size for holding a single slice of pizza. Prefer going topless? Maybe the Pizza Pouch Necklace is more your thing. Me? I... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2015
    The tea shirt is the brainchild of artist Meryl Smith and is a t-shirt with giant teabags serving as the front and rear panels. It's the perfect shirt for the never nude who's always dreamed of drinking their bathwater but was too afraid it wouldn't taste as good as they imagi... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2015
    This is the Lord Nermal t-shirt available for pre-order from RIPNDIP. It looks like there's a little cat hanging out in your pocket. Then when you pull the pocket down it looks like there's a little cat hanging out in your pocket flipping you the bird. Apparently cats don't... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2015
    Honey? You've got shit all over your nice shirt. This is the Poo Emoji Button-Up Shirt available from Betabrand. It's currently on sale for $80 (from $88), which is still entirely too much to pay for a shirt with no sleeves. If I'm paying $80 for a shirt, you better believe... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2014
    This is a t-shirt printed with Marty McFly's iconic look from Back to the Future (available on Amazon for ~$30). Which, for the record, is a maroon t-shirt, blue plaid button-up, bi-color jean jacket, and red vest. Marty was into LAYERING. Me? I'm into wearing as little as ... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2013
    Metal Gear Not So Solid. This is Pimpri-Chinchwad native and number one stunna Datta Phuge modeling the $230,000 22-karat gold shirt he had made to help attract women. It weighs in at around seven pounds but feels much, much heavier on my heart. Datta also sports several add... / Continue →
  • July 3, 2012
    This is a series of licensed Star Wars apparel by Tokyo/Paris based Comme des Garçon. Please, just look at this shirt for a moment and take it all in. Who would wear that? SPOILER: Not even your dad. And it's $350. That's $350 to look like a f***ing idiot. Granted a lot o... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2012 is now offering officially licensed shirts (previously just posters and mousepads) of your personal World of Warcraft characters. Just provide your character's name and realm to begin the customization process, and the next thing you know, BOOM -- you're spen... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2012
    This is an Avengers shirt being sold on the streets of Puerto Rico. As if it wasn't already the best Avengers shirt available, IT'S EVEN SLEEVELESS. What is this, my lucky day?! SPOILER: No. If it was I'd be sipping a rum-drink in a Puerto Rican bar right now showing off my... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2012
    Look out your kitchen window. Your patio furniture is all wrecked to shit, isn't it? I know, that last BBQ of yours got out of hand. Shots were fired. Enter the $3,500 bulletproof polo from Miguel Caballero's Black Label Collection, just the thing you need to protect your ne... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2011
    Stussy, a company best known for producing the jeans I wore in high school (JNCO too!) apparently didn't go under after I went off to college and started wearing khakis. Khakis, ha -- I've never even owned a pair! Capris, absolutely. Anyway, the company has teamed up with Ma... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2011
    This is a line of $32 Pac-Man dresses from 80'sTees. Why they didn't bother making a Ms. Pac-Man version is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with BLATANT SEXISM. Proud Don Draper would be proud. Also, what's up with the model? I feel like ol' Demoneyes McSoul... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2010
    Ben Heck, modder extraordinaire, went and created a Portal t-shirt. I assume for Halloween, but possibly just for fun. It's almost identical to this guy's "hole through the chest" shirt, except that one doesn't have a Portal theme, making it forgettable at best. What was I j... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2010
    Note: Video after the jump is probably NSFW due to a topless A-cup getting a shirt sprayed on. Wow, we really are living in the future, aren't we? HELL NO WE'RE NOT -- look outside, you see any hovercars?! Exactly. The prosecution naps. But on the bright side, washable, re... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    At first I got all excited when I saw this because the model looked like an attractive lady and I thought I was gonna get a face full of napples. Then I realized it was just a dude that looks like a lady. That's the worst kind of dude, FYI. I'd still kiss him aside, this is ... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2010
    What could possibly make a tuxedo shirt any cooler? Nothing. Except for maybe a Bow TIE Fighter Tuxedo Shirt! Fashion is dead. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Bow TIE Tuxedo Shirt; you're my only hope. Available now for $22, the shirt was designed by Geekologie Re... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2010
    Too late, I alreadly masturbated myself blind! 18 Funny and Geeky T-Shirts [techeblog]... / Continue →
  • April 16, 2010
    I've been trying to avoid posting t-shirts lately because a lot of you think t-shirt articles are lame, but then I realized I'm a man who has to follow his heart ask his mom for a ride to the mall later, and I should do whatever I want. Plus this is a f***ing dino with lasers ... / Continue →
  • March 22, 2010
    Today only over at Teefury they're selling Han Solo Pop shirts (I'd like to pretend they're creamsicles). $9 plus $2 shipping ($5 international) brings one to your door. Alternatively, $2K and a case of beer bring mes. Oh who am I kidding, I'll show up for a few stray cans o... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2010
    This is a $16 elemental bacon shirt. It spells 'BaCoN' through the clever placement of three periodic elements: barium, cobalt and nitrogen. And I think we can all agree: bacon would be a lot less popular if it actually were barium, cobolt and nitrogen. And not just because ... / Continue →