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  • October 26, 2015
    This is a video of a 12-foot great white shark off the coast of South Africa trying to eat a rubber boat full of tasty human treats. After the shark successfully popped the boat's pontoon, the guys had to speed back to shore as fast as possible before the boat lost all its air... / Continue →
  • September 25, 2015
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's ever seen somebody in the car beside them trying to take the perfect driving selfie, human vanity has killed more people so far this year than shark attacks (12 to 8). Surprisingly, the majority have actually been tourists trying t... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2015
    WARNING: So many f-bombs and other bad words I tried to count them all but couldn't because I forgot what comes after trillion. This is a video of a couple Massachusetts human wrecks (Michael and Jay) filming their reaction to spotting an ocean sunfish. The only problem is th... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2015
    This is a video of two news anchors from the Today show in Australia responding to some footage they just played from the shark documentary 'Air Jaws: Walking with Great Whites'. They both swear they're never going in the ocean again. And I don't blame them. Still, I thought... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2015
    This is some more footage released by marine biologist Mauricio Hoyos Padilla of Deep Blue, the largest known great white shark, who is over twenty feet long and 50 years old. Just look how big she is -- she could eat a person in one bite! And she's pregnant too so you know s... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2014
    This is a pretty poor quality video (I dunno, maybe next time get somebody else to hold the camera if you've got the fishing rod) of a Goliath grouper (which can grow to 10-feet and 790-pounds) eating a 4-foot black-tip shark in a single bite. For reference, it probably would ... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    This is the second installment of Jimmy Kimmel and Snoop Dogg's Plizzanet Earth (previously: this one). In this week's episode: a seal being eaten by Jaws. You know, somebody really needs to just go ahead and green-light a whole series of hour-long episodes of these. I could... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2013
    This is a two-headed bull shark discovered in the Gulf of Mexico. Well, it wasn't swimming around attacking people or anything, it was discovered inside a mother shark that had been caught. Based on that business card in the photo, I'm going to assume the best SharkDefense is... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2012
    I know these inflatable R/C sharks have been out for awhile, but this is a $40 zombie version. And zombies, as I'm sure you're well aware, are like sooooo in right now. Truthfully, I'm getting tired of them and have been brainstorming the next big genre of crapola. I think i... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2011
    This is a picture of a diver balancing a ten foot shark vertically because apparently you can do that if you have balls big and heavy enough to keep you on the ocean floor. Which this lady clearly does. [The diver] balanced a vertical 10-foot shark thanks to her unusual abili... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2011
    Now bite that shit like a hoagie. Remember the one-eyed shark baby found in Mexico that you ran to the comments as fast as you could to yell FAKE at? God I wish you'd been carrying scissors. Well it's real. The people I talk to on my cell phone at the bar to not look like s... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2011
    Note: Uncensored pictures after the jump cannot be unseen. I wasn't going to post this because 1. I eat a lot of sushi and 2. it's f***ing disgusting and is gonna give me nightmares FO SHO, but I'm getting the tip so much I figured I might as well. Standards: mine are incredi... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2010
    Dragan Stevic (who you can probably already tell is a badass because his name's pronounced f***in' DRAGON), a wasted Serbian tourist (is there any other way to vacation?!) at Egypt's Sharm el-Sheikh managed to take down a shark that had already killed one person and injured fou... / Continue →
  • November 8, 2010
    This is a $100 RC plane that looks like a flying shark (NOT a flying lawnmower). I swear, what will they think of next? One that looks like a unicorn? That would be f***ing awesome. Gosh, I hope it comes with magic missiles and glitter grenades! Ever wanted to see a flying... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    IMAGE REMOVED Note: This is only a small portion of the graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing in all its toothy glory. Well, with Discovery Channel's Shark Week over it's another 51 weeks of depression until I'm back to fantasizing about dying in the jaws of a giant shark ... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2010
    Between the oil spills and hoversharks, I propose we go ahead fill the oceans with concrete. Not only will we never have to worry about tsunamis, but -- OMG, I JUST SOLVED THE OVERCROWDING PROBLEM! There, uh, was a population overcrowding problem, right? Who cares, I'm walki... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2010
    This is an artist's rendition (INVENT A TIME MACHINE ALREADY, GOD!) of Leviathan melvillei, a 12-million year old sperm whale that used to snack on other whales thanks to it's powerful jaws and foot-long teeth. ZOMG -- imagine the damage you could do at In-N-Out with those thi... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2010
    EMILY may look like a porpoise wearing a Red Cross tent, but she's actually a robo-lifeguard. One that will undoubtedly turn a blind, robotic eye if you ever cramp up in the surf. This summer, EMILY (for EMergency Integrated Lifesaving lanYard) began patrolling Malibu's dange... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I know you're gonna launch the cue ball off the table breaking and I can't have it rolling around loose on the front page. The PR2 is a robot designed to play pool (read: wait till you're bent over the table lining up a bank-shot and then ... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Because sharks aren't scary enough, apparently some of them can appear invisible while underwater. Awesome, I'm never showering again. Not scared yet? Well, one of the invisible shark species is nicknamed the phantom hunter of the fjords. The real name of the phantom hunt... / Continue →