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  • August 27, 2014
    HIYO, totally thought that dude's finger was a pecker at first. Because what man hasn't dreamed of sporting a BlueTooth and Wi-Fi connected ring around his wiener, this is the Bondara SexFit penis ring sexual performance evaluator. It vibrates for pleasure, has performance ... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    This is the $170 Mystim E-Stim Vibrator. It's a 2-motor, 5-speed vibrator that also includes a conductive stimulation surface down the entire length of the shaft for a shockingly good time. Apparently it's the first vibrator to combine the orgasmic pleasure of vibration AND e... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    Foria is a mix of medical cannabis oil and coconut oil for use on vaginas that contains 2mg of THC per spray. It's recommended you spray 12mg (~6 sprays) in and around your vagina, then relax for 30 minutes while it starts to do its thing. It's thing being "feelings of enhanc... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2014
    A recent study has found that couples with a television in the bedroom are more likely to bone, and more often. A personal study has found that only having an AM/FM clock radio almost always leads to masturbating solo. The very important research looked into the relationshi... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2014
    Dildo-generator is a "user friendly" (although I struggled to make anything that looked even remotely like somebody would want it inside them) website that allows users to design their own sex toys for 3-D printing. After creating the ideal dimensions for your dildo/buttplug (... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2014
    This is a video of three of the members of the Dutch all-girl band ADAM trying to perform their single 'Go To Go' while using vibrators to reach orgasm. It was really something to watch. Especially with my boss standing over my shoulder. You know what I told him? It's my lu... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2014
    NOTE: No actual nakedness, but still NSFW on account of simulated sex acts. CRANK UP THE VOLUME AND INVITE EVERYBODY IN YOUR WORKGROUP OVER. If you are in class, ask the professor to stop and play the video on the projector. This is a video of what appears to be couples enga... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2014
    Well it's not just for guys, it's for anyone who wants to improve their vagina pleasuring skills. Lick is an internet-based smartphone app that helps strengthen your tongue muscles for pleasuring a lady. Who knew? I always thought the best exercises were squishing Jello betw... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2014
    Meet the $169 ORA vibrator from luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO. It looks like fun. LOTS of fun. Thank God it's rechargeable because there aren't enough batteries in the world to fulfill my desires. "It's for women." I WILL MAKE IT WORK. LELO Ora is an external vibrator ... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2014
    Remember the opening scene in Jurassic Park when they're trying to unload a raptor and it yanks that dude into its transport cage and murders him? (Video after the jump) Well now that cage is on eBay, and you and I are going halvsies. "Not interested." I SAID WE'RE GOING F*... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2014
    Seen here looking like some sad parent p0rn, two phone thieves (or possibly just the buyers of a stolen product) pose during the homemade sex tape they made using a stolen phone. Unbeknownst to them, all photos and videos taken on the phone were automatically being uploaded to... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2014
    To celebrate the 20th anniversary of their Disney Fantasy Shop, Japanese retailer Belle Maison is releasing these Disney princess bra and underwear sets. Because what better way to celebrate an anniversary than with an underwear party? I can't think of one. It's also a great... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2013
    DoubleClit Here (link is NSFW, vagina pictures) is a laptop trackpad cover with a photo of a vagina. This is just an emoticon vagina here, but I assure you they make them with ACTUAL pictures of vaginas too. I never knew they looked like that. They were created by feminist d... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2013
    My ceiling fan has the same remote! Meet the $160 We-Vibe 4 couples vibrator. It provides stimulation for both the man and woman during sex. Basically, the vibrating part that looks like a little squid head goes inside, while the part that looks like a Wii nunchuck rests out... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2013
    P0rnIQ (mine is less than 80) is a website (NSFW -- can you believe that?!) that creates a playlist of adult movies based on three simple choices you make. It's kind of like Pandora, but even more like Songza if you're familiar with it. In the example above, I chose 'Plump an... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2013
    Meet the Revel Body Sonic Vibrator, allegedly the latest and greatest in lady privates pleasuring devices. Does it work for butts too? Fingers crossed! And toes curled. Did I mention the vibrator is the first to use "TrueSonic" technology? WTF is TrueSonic technology? I du... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2013
    This is SexCereal, a gender specific granola-mix looking breakfast cereal designed to increase sexual performance. Does it work? No idea. But it does cost $10 per 300-gram bag, while my Apple Jacks only cost $4 for a 400-gram box. Plus have mazes on the back. The male vers... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2013
    I happen to know finger vibrators have existed for awhile because I remember going to buy vitamins at Target (that's my story and I'm sticking to it) and seeing that Trojan was even selling one. That one wasn't nearly powerful enough for my needs though so I wound up giving it... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2013
    This is the Buxxxer series of vibrators from new Italian sex toy manufacturer Kokoro (and NOT Totoro, who doesn't want anything to do with your privates). They look like little people. That's weird. They are, from left to right: Clitt, Woody, and Geena. Personally, I would ... / Continue →