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Finally: An Innuendo-Filled Pokémon Rap Song

This is 'The Birds and the Beedrills', a Pokémon themed rap song that uses 151 monsters as sexual euphemisms. It's actually surprisingly good and jam-packed with meaningful...
August 2, 2010

FYI: Why You Don't Make Your Own Love Doll

Listen, just buy one. Sure she'll eventually pop, but it's better than explaining this thing to your parents when they come home from vacation early. Although admittedly,...
December 19, 2009

BK Ad: The King Used To Be Respectable

In what might be the smartest piece of advertising in recent history (whee, I just posted your whole freaking ad for free!), Burger King has released a...
June 25, 2009

What The?: Questionable Sub Commercial

I love Quiznos. Or, I should say, I loved Quiznos before I found out their ovens encourage employees to have sex with them. I mean, WTF? This...
April 22, 2009

She Loves Me!: Gamer Girl Loves Geekologie

Well, maybe not me, but she does love Geekologie. Remember yesterday's gamer girl post? Well, she commented on it, you can read her comment HERE (#148). And...
March 19, 2009

Percent Of Student Virgins Per College Major

As you can see, majoring in Mathematics or Chemistry pretty much guarantees you a sexless college experience. Good for you, hopefully you took a purity pledge or...
March 18, 2009

Not Impressed: The UK's Hottest Halo Fan

Apparently 25-year old Amanda Johnstone from South London was chosen by XBox as the UK's hottest Halo fan. I find it a little hard to believe, but...
February 24, 2009