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Buzz Lightyear: Why Is He In Your Ass?

To infinity and beyo-- oh no, OH NO! Buzz Lightyear: he doesn't belong in your ass. At least not upside down. You think a doctor's gonna believe...
November 18, 2011

Australian Beetles Hump Beer Bottles To Death

There's an epidemic happening in Australia. That's right folks, it's a zombie apocalypse. Just kidding, but a bunch of Australian jewel beetles are humping themselves to death...
October 4, 2011

The Opposite Of Okay: A 'Sucking' Sex-Bot

Note: Video probably NSFW on account of a robot trying to choke down a wiener. This is a disturbingly disturbing DISTURBING DISTURBING video of a sex-bot "sucking"...
February 1, 2011

Ninja Slug: He LET Himself Be Discovered

The Ninja Slug is a newly discovered species of slug found in Borneo. I can only assume it wanted to be discovered BECAUSE YOU DON'T JUST RANDOMLY...
April 28, 2010

Star Trek: The Sexed Generation

This is an older compilation of Star Trek clips that, out of context, sound incredibly sexual. Actually, in context they sound super sexual too. Yay, freaky space-sex....
February 9, 2010

I'm Learning!: Ballpoint Pens Explain Sex

Whew -- after an unquestionably robot-related catastrophic failure yesterday, Geekologie is back and ready to dance. Here, I'll lead. And by lead I mean stand on your...
February 1, 2010

LOLWUT?!: A Special Power Glove Request

Some sexual deviant from Canada whose parents wouldn't buy him a Nintendo Power Glove for Christmas when he was a kid is dealing with the repressed trauma...
December 20, 2009

FYI: Why You Don't Make Your Own Love Doll

Listen, just buy one. Sure she'll eventually pop, but it's better than explaining this thing to your parents when they come home from vacation early. Although admittedly,...
December 19, 2009

No, NO, NOOOOOOOOOO!: Yaddle Love Aid

For those of you who don't know, Yaddle is a female Jedi of Yoda's species (whatever the hell those green freaks are). And what you're about to...
September 16, 2009