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  • August 19, 2015
    Sprout Pharmaceuticals' flibanserin (aka Addyi, aka female Viagra, aka pink Viagra, aka the lady-boner pill) was just approved by the FDA to treat hypoactive sexual desire disorder (HSDD) in women. The pill, which is taken once a day at bedtime, is supposed to increase a woman... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2015
    This is a clip from Neil DeGrasse Tyson's show StarTalk of Bill Nye explaining sex from the Museum of Sex in New York. I'm going to be honest, the Museum of Sex isn't nearly as sexy as I imagined and as far as I could tell there are zero private fap booths. WARNING: The clip ... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2015
    Seen here being watched far too intently by a zookeeper, Chinese pandas Lu Lu and partner Zhen Zhen mated for a solid 7-minutes and 45-seconds, breaking the previous record by two minutes, and my personal best by six and a half. Lu Lu has been given the nickname "Enduring Brot... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2014
    HIYO, totally thought that dude's finger was a pecker at first. Because what man hasn't dreamed of sporting a BlueTooth and Wi-Fi connected ring around his wiener, this is the Bondara SexFit penis ring sexual performance evaluator. It vibrates for pleasure, has performance ... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2014
    Meet the Galactic Cap (not to be confused with the Space Jammer), a condom that only covers the very end of a penis, allowing for greater sensitivity while boning. Basically, you apply a special piece of adhesive tape ("hours or even days before sex" -- yes, seriously) to the ... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2014
    Do my balls work? Are my sperm swimming? Could my girlfriend get pregnant? These are all questions I am confident the answer to is no. I have been toasting my nuts with a laptop 14 hours a day for far too long for there to be anything alive down there. My balls are like a ... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2014
    There was an Autoblow 1?! Meet Autoblow 2, the brainchild of masturbation expert Brian Sloan and allegedly the latest and greatest in automatic male pleasuring devices. It's supposed to simulate the feeling of oral sex. You just put your penis in the thing, press a button, a... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2014
    HIYO, female insect peen coming at ya! This is a closeup of a Brazilian cave insect in which male and female sex organs are reversed. The males have vaginas and the females, big ol' penises (for an insect). The male still produces the sperm though, the female just dips her p... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2014
    This is a series of geeky condom package designs by Australian artist Kode Abdo. Personally, I think condom packaging should contain inspirational messages like, "You can do this!", "Congratulations!", "I can't believe this is happening!", "High-five!" and "Think of spaghetti ... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2013
    Seen here looking absolutely nothing like the sex-craved maniac that he actually is (appearances can be deceiving), a yellow footed (and potentially bruised penis) antechinus prepares to sex himself to death. Not a bad way to go if you ask me. Of course if you asked my partne... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2013
    I came for an oil-change. *wink* Because the sex boxes they installed in 2010 were too drab, the city of Zurich has installed new sex boxes for people to have sex with prostitutes in, without the fear of children on family road trips watching from the back of their parents' st... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2013
    According to a recent survey of 1,100 adult smartphone owners, nearly one in ten adults admit to using their smartphone during sex, presumably to check Geekologie or play their turn on Words With Friends. Oh yeah, give it to me -- YES, YES, YES! I just played 'BONING' on a tr... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2013
    This is a series of conceptual pop culture condom wrappers created by Italian artist Benedetto Papi (of Star Wars condoms fame). Condoms are important to use because they help prevent disease and pregnancy. I'm terrified of both of those things. If condoms also helped preven... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2013
    This is a collection of rings called 'Ménage à Quatre'. They were designed to not only look fancy, but stimulate a lady's privates. Something I know very little about but am desperate to learn. PROFACT: did you know vaginas run from front to back and not side to side like a ... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2013
    Note: Slightly NSFW (dude butt, provocative pose) uncensored shot HERE. This is a shot from Google Maps of an Australian couple who jumped out of their BMW to have fake sex (hands down one of my least favorite kinds of sex to have) when the Google Maps car was passing. What m... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2013
    A recent study conducted on how dangerously spiked dinosaurs had sex has revealed some startling revelations, suggesting that the ancient reptiles were a lot kinkier than the "always-from-the-rear" beasts we thought they were. Well, that PALEONTOLOGISTS thought they were. I ... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2013
    Note: Uncensored shot HERE. And sadly, no, they don't come in blue or green. This is the $200 Fun Factory (Fun Factory -- or FUNNEST Factory?) Stronic Eins Pulsator. It looks like a vibrator, but it's not, it's a pulsator. It pulsates instead of vibrates, giving the sensati... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2013
    Bad news -- we're out of strawberries and whipped cream. In news I refuse to believe, a recent study from the University of Alabama at Birmingham (go Dragons!) suggests that the average sex act only burns 21-calories. Of course, the average sex act in Alabama is 30-seconds of... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2012
    Note: don't even want to talk about what I saw when I was looking for a picture to use for this article but rest assured my SafeSearch is going to be on high for awhile. Harvard, best known for begging me to come to their institution on a full scholarship but me refusing bec... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2012
    This is a 'Love is Art' kit. It comes with a canvas and a bottle of paint. You just douse you and your lover (or in your case just you) with the body paint, then go at it like animals atop the canvas. When you're done, ART IS BORN (and possibly a baby nine months later). As... / Continue →