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  • August 4, 2014
    This is the $170 Mystim E-Stim Vibrator. It's a 2-motor, 5-speed vibrator that also includes a conductive stimulation surface down the entire length of the shaft for a shockingly good time. Apparently it's the first vibrator to combine the orgasmic pleasure of vibration AND e... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2014
    Picture related: looks like she forgot something. A 38-year old Scottish woman recently had a five-inch vibrator (possibly just a dildo, but five inches seems sad for a dildo) removed from her vagina after forgetting it was in there after a drunken night of kinking ten years p... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2014
    This is a picture tutorial of how to make your own homemade Fleshlight male sex toy. All it requires is some starch, a cup, a stick, a microwave, and a refrigerator. But, PROTIP: don't get hasty and try using the thing immediately following the microwave step. That's how emb... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2014
    Meet the $169 ORA vibrator from luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO. It looks like fun. LOTS of fun. Thank God it's rechargeable because there aren't enough batteries in the world to fulfill my desires. "It's for women." I WILL MAKE IT WORK. LELO Ora is an external vibrator ... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2014
    This is the Wake-Up Vibe, a $70 in-the-panty alarm clock for women that wakes you up with PLEASURE SENSATIONS. It's not the first time we've seen a vibrator alarm clock because I remember posting this one back in 2011 (I have a memory like an elephant when it comes to sex toys... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2013
    This is a small series (only C-3PO, R2-D2 and Stormtrooper varieties) of Star Wars character themed sex toys imagined by Balazs Sarmai (of Avengers themed sex toy fame). They're all based on existing adult products available from LELO, so with enough nontoxic paint you could a... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2013
    Because what man hasn't wanted to know what a spring-loaded toast ejector feels like on their pecker? Because some men can't resist the smell of hot bread, a pervert in London called the Fire Brigade to help remove his pecker from the toaster he'd gotten it stuck in. Not gonn... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2013
    Meet the Clicktorix, a $85 smartphone controlled vibrator. The intensity is controlled via a free app, which also provides an estimated time till orgasm and calories burned. Cool, but why not just make a smartphone ATTACHMENT that's a vibrator. I'll tell you why -- because s... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2013
    Meet the Revel Body Sonic Vibrator, allegedly the latest and greatest in lady privates pleasuring devices. Does it work for butts too? Fingers crossed! And toes curled. Did I mention the vibrator is the first to use "TrueSonic" technology? WTF is TrueSonic technology? I du... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2013
    This is a series of homemade Star Wars themed sex toys available from Etsy seller Geek Kink. Mostly whips, canes and paddles with various Star Wars emblems on them. Star Wars not your thing? No worries, because they also have lines of Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, and video game... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    Got $15,000 burning a hole in your pocket but not into that DeLorean watch? How about a really expensive vibrator? Enter the LELO Inez Gold Vibrator, quite possibly the first sex toy a burglar would purposefully steal. Is it really the world's most expensive vibrator? No cl... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2012
    This is a sparkly rubber dildo representing the time vortex with a little Dr. Who TARDIS inside. What on earth (or in outer space) that would do for a woman is beyond me, but I suspect make them feel good and maybe moan a little. Or a lot, I don't know -- I've never handled a... / Continue →
  • August 31, 2010
    It was only a matter of time: add-ons that turn Wiimotes into sex toys. Why? I don't know, but the penis one definitely looks like a robot's pincers. Thanks but no thanks but okay just this once, amirite?! From the Mojowijo website: The device is attached to the accessory... / Continue →