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  • July 15, 2011
    This is a public service announcement starring The Big Bang Theory's Penny (Kaley Cuoco) reminding women there are other sexy cosplay options to wear to parties/conventions besides slave Leia. It's not particularly good, but neither was the guy working the drive-thru window at... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2011
    Spencer's Gifts, a company best known for selling me over $30 worth of novelty condoms when I was 13 in a bid to impress my friends in middle school, is now hocking these sexy superhero pajamas for the ladies. Each set (which includes a top and some sort of futuristic anti cam... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2011
    WARNING: SPIDERS. Seen here looking like something straight out of a sci-fi video game boss battle, a peacock spider struts that azz for a female with the hopes of makin' sweet, eight-legged love to her booty back body segment. Allegedly this is the first time the mating ritu... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2011
    Note: Commercial after the jump probably NSFW on account of asses and moaning. According to tipster Donald, this ad for Top Spin 4 is the 'Best Commercial Ever'. That makes Donald a pervert (keep those tips coming!). It features Serena Williams and some other chick playing t... / Continue →
  • March 18, 2011
    This is a line of $32 Pac-Man dresses from 80'sTees. Why they didn't bother making a Ms. Pac-Man version is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with BLATANT SEXISM. Proud Don Draper would be proud. Also, what's up with the model? I feel like ol' Demoneyes McSoul... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2011
    Bro you look waaaaaay too happy to be f***ing a tauntuan in front of Leonardo. Sure Halloween is still 8-months away, but you know what? It's never too early to start planning. You know, or looking at sexy Halloween costumes online and talking about what kinda skank would ev... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    This is a dress designed by Charlie Bucket that consists of 600 feet of looping sippy straws filled with glow-stick fluid. DAMMIT CHARLIE, WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT OUT OF CHOCOLATE?! You have a whole damn factory. The dress is connected to a computer-controlled backpack pump t... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2010
    Hey ladies, wanna know what men find sexy? Naked womens. Followed by World of Warcraft elves, meat and heavy machinery. Don't want them ogling a bikini calender every time they go out to the garage to be manly? Enter the $55 (wait, what?!) 2011 Bauforum24 Heavy Equipment Ca... / Continue →
  • October 25, 2010
    Oh I'd ride it alright, I'd ride it all. night. long. No, no I wouldn't either. I hate driving after dark and motorcycles make me nervous enough as it is. I would lay with it under a big blue tarp in my parents' driveway though. Built by sculptor Jud Turner, the 'Mortalcy... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2010
    Swimsuits: if you take yours off in line at a water park they'll kick you out. Thankfully, Black Milk Clothing, a company best known for the sessy-ass Space Invader tights I posted back in January, has you covered. Literally -- their stuff will cover your privates. Now, I kn... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2010
    In the words and little-old-lady inflection of my favorite substitute teacher, Ms. Gitland, "different strokes for different folks, whatever floats your boat." That was the moral of the story she told about how her daughter lives in Bumf***, New Mexico and grows a bunch of wee... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2010
    Note: Videos are after the jump. Use those little arms of yours and push the button. I happen to know how t-rex's walk (bow-legged) because I've traveled back in time and had sex with dozens thousands of them, but this is a pretty accurate representation. They also like to w... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2010
    And if it wasn't for your face getting in the way it might actually be cool. Who are you, Clark Kent's little brother that ate too many kryptonite paint chips growing up? Also, those are some small-ass nipples. I wish I had little nipples like that. Mine are so big they tak... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2010
    Wrapping up my hard-hitting exposé on "there is a sexy version of every costume" comes this Chewbacca getup from sessywear purveyor Yandy. YOW YOW YANDY, YOW YOW! Sci-Fi Furry Costume Sku: YE300 Explore the universe while staying warm with this five-piece sexy costume tha... / Continue →