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  • December 6, 2011
    I remember hearing in my youth that males in their sexual peak thought about sex, on average, every seven seconds. Me? I was every five and that doesn't even include the times I was only thinking about titties. But now a new study from Ohio State University claims the actual... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2011
    T-Rex: now with 30% more RAWR! According to some recent computer modeling, researchers have estimated that t-rex adults may have been as much as 30% more massive than previously believed. OMG -- love me a dino with some meat on their bones! Between their teeth? Not so much.... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2011
    Hell no it's not safe -- YOU COULD GO BLIND. The Viberect (I would've opted for Digjiggler) is a recently FDA-approved vibrator for men. It ranks high on the list of "things on my nightstand I don't want to explain", second only to the shrunken head voodoo talisman. Basicall... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2011
    Do or do not, there is no dry humping. You wanna know how to make nipples not look so good? Let 'em sit out in the sun until they dry up like craisins Add Yoda titty-tassels. I jest, all nips are fine in my book provided they're on a lady and there's less than three of th... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2011
    Note: Video after the jump has some NSFW humping sounds, watch it with your ear to the speaker. Ever wonder what kind of conversation might be had if Mario walked in on two koopas making sweet, reptilian love in the secret warp area of World 1-2? This kind. Maybe. Just sayi... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2011
    Note: Larger version HERE because you're into this. Tricked: You just got it. "UGH -- GOD I HATE YOU SOMETIMES, GW!" Yeah well I hate you back double so there. Circle, circle, dot, dot, now my nips can shoot laserbeams or whatever. pokemon: manly cosplay [epizponyz] via Pok... / Continue →
  • June 13, 2011
    This is a giant balloon Spinosaurus created by Larry Moss. Larry calls his balloon art "airigami" and "the art of folding air" (balloon artists: they can be pretentious). I just call it balloon art. Also, great for a kid's birthday party. Hey mister hey mister -- I want a w... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2011
    And to think I've been using coax this whole time! Etsy seller feralswirl (you got rabid swirls runnin' around?!) is selling these $35 ethernet cable floggers. They're for beating your kinky computer geek boyfriend until his pale, pimply ass is all bruised and battered. Me? ... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2011
    Where was I in '72? Not even born yet, let alone staring at a bunch of jungle bush! Playboy has just announced the roll-out (like Transformers! NOT like fruit snacks -- those roll up. Plus some gush!) of iPlayboy, a subscription service optimized for iPad viewing that grants... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2011
    This is a tattoo of a t-rex with chainsaws for arms. You can tell they're actually attached and he's not just holding them BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL A T-REX COULD EVER HOLD CHAINSAWS. Grudges, yes. And as sexy a beast as he is, you know what my favorite part is? Trying... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2011
    How about we just show each other our privates and call it a Skype? Seen here reaching previously unknown levels of sadness, a user demos Kajimoto Laboratory's Kiss Transmission Device. The devices were designed to simulate the kiss of a lover (or webcam stripper!) across the... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2011
    Despite thinking it was done in June of last year, the ICANN (no, no I can't either) registry has OFFICIALLY approved the dispatch of .xxx domains for use by pr0n sites. *pre-registers fetish site* On Friday in San Francisco, the California nonprofit ... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2011
    Using word blocks to press things into people's skin so they walk around as free advertising: good idea. Using red-hot metal to press things into people's skin so they walk around as free advertising: better idea. The ad agency DDB Auckland altered benches to press an adver... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2011
    Seen here kicking a raptor like the sexy little football that he is, a Brontomerus mcintoshi - (bronto, "thunder" and merós, "thigh") demonstrates the powerful leg muscles for which they were named. God, what I wouldn't give to have him take a fake swing at my balls just once... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2011
    God, GET A LANE! Lane -- get it?! No? Obviously you're not a golfer. This is a couple demonstrating the Kiss Controller developed by Hye Yeon Nam that allows a player to provide sensor input by tongue-kissing (the sessiest kind!) the everliving hell out of somebody else. F... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2011
    I don't care if it's a trap, I'm going for it. This is a series of disturbing Star Wars character pinups by Yayzus Graphics. Now while most of you are thinking, "GAAAAH, MY EYES FEEL LIKE THEY'VE BEEN TASERED!", "JESUS, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US, GW?!" and "F***, I forgot to bri... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    Luke, I am your father (but I've been dressing up like your mother, I just thought you should know). Ladies: the peep-toe high heels you were looking for, or the peep-toe high heels you didn't know you were looking for because you got Manolo mind-tricked by that catty bitch wo... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    The only GOOD kind of sexual predator. Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to print some out and send them as Christmas cards. Hey, I didn't say it was anything you were gonna be happy about seeing, I just said you probably haven't seen a Predator like this before. ... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2010
    Homos in a half shell? Alternatively, "get a sewer!" [insert manhole joke here] This is an animated gif of Leonardo and Raphael makin' out all hot and heavy. Which, for the record, I called from the beginning provided you replace 'Raphael' with 'Donatello'. Lights Out of ... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2010
    Remember Black Milk's series of geeky swimwear, including the R2-D2 suit? Well they're back with a $85 C-3PO model to complement the trashcan one. No wonder Luke was always tinkering around with those droids. Get it? Because he wanted a love-bot. Dude would get so excited ... / Continue →