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Oh Hey, That's Cool: A Vibrator For Mens

Hell no it's not safe -- YOU COULD GO BLIND. The Viberect (I would've opted for Digjiggler) is a recently FDA-approved vibrator for men. It ranks high...
July 25, 2011

I'd Hit It: Spinosaurus Balloon Dinosaur

This is a giant balloon Spinosaurus created by Larry Moss. Larry calls his balloon art "airigami" and "the art of folding air" (balloon artists: they can be...
June 13, 2011

Kinky Computing: Ethernet Cable Fetish Whips

And to think I've been using coax this whole time! Etsy seller feralswirl (you got rabid swirls runnin' around?!) is selling these $35 ethernet cable floggers. They're...
May 20, 2011

Future Frenching: Electronic Kiss Simulator

How about we just show each other our privates and call it a Skype? Seen here reaching previously unknown levels of sadness, a user demos Kajimoto Laboratory's...
May 2, 2011

.XXX Domain Names Pass Final Approval

Despite thinking it was done in June of last year, the ICANN (no, no I can't either) registry has OFFICIALLY approved the dispatch of .xxx domains for...
March 20, 2011

Bench Press: Cheap And Sessy Advertising

Using word blocks to press things into people's skin so they walk around as free advertising: good idea. Using red-hot metal to press things into people's skin...
February 28, 2011

Use The Force Shoe Horn: Star Wars Heels

Luke, I am your father (but I've been dressing up like your mother, I just thought you should know). Ladies: the peep-toe high heels you were looking...
January 6, 2011

Definitely The Droids You Were Looking For

Remember Black Milk's series of geeky swimwear, including the R2-D2 suit? Well they're back with a $85 C-3PO model to complement the trashcan one. No wonder Luke...
December 7, 2010