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  • January 2, 2014
    In news that shouldn't surprise anyone who's stumbled across a sexual well-being website while on the hunt for p0rn, the filters that the UK's major internet service providers have installed to curtail internet p0rn in the country are also blocking sexual education sites. A sh... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2013
    Because we were determined to be number one at something, the US is the largest p0rn hoster in the world, accounting for 60% of all the boobs and penises on the internet -- some 428-million pages worth. That...is a lot of privates. And I've probably only seen a quarter of the... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2011
    It affects everything and a lot, where's my cash? Google just dropped a cool million in the lap of the World Wide Web Foundation to determine just how far-reaching the effects of the intertubes are on the world. I'm...not sure it's money well spent. The aim of the project is... / Continue →
  • June 20, 2011
    A blogger turns to drugs & alcohol. And, 9 times out of 10, it's me. The other 1 time out of 10, The Superficial Writer drinks half a wine cooler and throws up. NOTE: Larger version HERE because I heard you like big things. This is a little infographic showing some of the... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2011
    Note: This isn't the whole graphic, you'll have the jump to see it all. My wiener? A hop, skip AND the jump. So apparently global internet use is expected to quadruple by 2015 (if we can make it that long!), to one zettabyte a year. "How big is that compared to a breadbox?"... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2011
    According to a recent study, Facebook is visited more often than pr0n sites in the UK, indicating either 1. people are actually getting sexed in real life (unlikely) or 2. masturbate using only their imaginations. Haha, who hasn't convinced themselves a cloud looks like a nake... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2011
    This is a video of somebody taping their television while replaying a 1994 Today Show in which Katie Couric (nice hair!), Bryant Gumballs and some random get confused about what the '@' sign (it's not a b-hole?!) means (Katie: "I think it would be around or about"), and then pr... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    Seen here dozing off into his newspaper after a long afternoon of browsing nudie shows on Live Jasmine (pay me) at his local Apple store, an old British man may no longer be able to get his pr0n fix at home without first contacting his ISP and requesting access to adult sites. ... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2010
    The internet is a funny place. Kidding, it's mostly depressing. And not "you caught yourself laughing at a little fat girl for falling off her bike" depressing, like actually depressing. Like if I took the time to read all the Geekologie comments I'd probably put both my han... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2010
    Note: This is a long one. Full-length graphic HERE. Did you know meme rhymes with dream? I did not. I always thought it was pronounced yo momma! Hoho -- she's so fat she jumped and got stuck! Just kidding, I like your parents. Unless you don't like one or both of them, in... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2010
    I'm bein' for real yo! In case of catastrophic interweb meltdown, seven people across the globe have magical keys (possibly carved from witch's tits) that can reboot the tubes and restore porn to the masses. Well thank God! The plan was drawn up by the internet domain name w... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2010
    This is a little (well, large actually) informational graphic explaining who uses the interwebs and some other stuff about this bitchin' series of tubes. There's nothing particularly shocking about the stats except for the fact that US broadband speed sucks big ol' fossilized ... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2009
    This is a graphic depicting what the internet goes through on a typical day. It's pretty freakin' impressive. But it also made me feel pretty insignificant. Then I realized I'm practically the ringleader of this circus (metaphor magic!) and that's when I removed the hose fro... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    Gosh, it seems like only yesterday I was hard at working fashioning a bong out of my gerbil's old Habitrail. But it wasn't, it was this morning I'm doing it right now. Anybody have a hot glue gun? The Gerbil Shirt wraps your torso in plastic tube passageways, making your bod... / Continue →
  • November 12, 2009
    Type a search query into Mystery Google and you get the results of the last person's search. For example, I searched for a serious medical condition I have, and got the results for "u'v got a face only ur momma could love". Neat? Yes. Helpful? Absolutely not. But don't le... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2009
    Finally, a search engine designed specifically for finding World of Warcraft information. At last, the internet is complete. No, wait -- it still needs an eHarmony for dinosaurs. I don't need 29 degrees of compatibility, I just want something with teeth and a tail! And, ok... / Continue →
  • October 24, 2009
    So apparently the moon might consist of a network of interconnected tubes, like Swiss cheese. OMG the astronauts are gonna eat it! AAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO JEALOUS! Images have revealed a hole on the Moon's surface that is at least 260 feet deep and may lead to an underground tunn... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2009
    This could be older than dino bones (but NOWHERE NEAR as sexy) for all I know, I just thought it was humorous because I pretty much see this message all the time and it makes me want to put my fist through the computer screen. Which I don't hesitate to do. Seriously, I'm alre... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2009
    This is a chess set made with functional vacuum tubes that actually glow while you play, making it sweeter than sticky buns. And almost as fun to stare at. But not yours. No, not yours. This wonderful vacuum tube chess set, by maker Paul Fryer, actually has electricity runn... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2009
    Ray Bradbury, seen here showing you how to properly do an alien, hates the internet. The author, despite his often futuristic, sci-fi themes, may secretly be a unabomber. "The Internet is a big distraction," said Ray Bradbury, author of Fahrenheit 451 and The Martian Chronicl... / Continue →