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  • August 26, 2015
    Did you know 15-minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance? Did you know not owning a car could save you 100% or more on car insurance? I JUST DID THE MATH. I'm kidding, I am awful at math. I never got any higher than a C in math, including geometry, which sucks be... / Continue →
  • August 24, 2015
    This is a vintage Capcom ad for the Game Boy game Gargoyle's Quest that promises 'graphics so real you'll forget it's only a game.' That is a pretty bold statement. Especially considering you're talking about Game Boy graphics. I wonder who came up with this ad. Like, whose... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2015
    This is the Mad Max inspired go-kart paintball battle created by Devinsupertramp and his pals to promote the new Mad Max video game coming out September 1st. That looks like it was fun to make. I want to do the same thing, except instead of paintball guns we all have ninja sw... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2015
    This is video of a phone call between a woman named Jessica and Mark the telemarketer. Jessica tells Mark she's recording the conversation and that's when Mark starts to lay the weird on THICK. Like if weird was cake frosting you could poke your whole finger in it and never t... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2015
    Due to steady profit and market share drops in recent years, Sealed Air Corp., the company behind the original bubble wrap, has decided they're gonna try to turn the business around by exclusively selling the horribly named iBubble Wrap. The new wrap contains bubbles that are... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2015
    So apparently the Zuri's Sweets shop at Disney's Animal Kingdom in Florida is now selling chocolate treats made to resemble different animals' shit piles. Yum! You can choose from (clockwise from top middle) elephant, tamarin, hippo and giraffe crap nuggets, all of which sell... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2015
    The Blockbuster Box is a Pizza Hut pizza box that transforms into a smartphone projector once the pizza is removed (and presumably eaten and not just thrown away because you bought a pizza for the box alone). It can play short movies you stream by scanning a QR code on the box... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2015
    Well it seemed like the fat lady had already sung and was headed to get a sandwich when I reported Hot Topic was buying ThinkGeek last week, but it appears GameStop has swooped in like some kind of eagle that only gives me $3.29 trade-in on most of my used games and claimed the... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2015
    After more than sixty years of terrorizing the country, Japan has finally recognized Godzilla as an official resident in the hopes he'll calm the f*** down and stop going apeshit on everything all the time. His residency paper above reads: Name: Godzilla Address: Shinjuku-k... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2015
    This is the line of crystal Pokeballs with glowing Pokemon inside made and sold by Etsy store PokeMasterCrafter. They cost $70 apiece, and are currently available in Mew, Mewtwo, Scyther, Alakazam, Dragonite, Blastoise, Arcanine, Gengar and Eevee varieties. The Pokemon inside... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2015
    All body jewelry buy one, get one $1?! Moooooom -- will you drive me to the mall? In sad news for everyone everywhere, Hot Topic has announced it's plan to purchase online retailer ThinkGeek in a deal worth $122-million. Apparently the two companies have been competitors for... / Continue →
  • May 21, 2015
    This is a video of Jean-Claude Van Damme in a chase scene from Bloodsport that's been repurposed as a fake Mentos commercial. It is probably the best Mentos commercial I've ever seen. The best Mentos? The pink ones. I can't believe it took the company so long to start selli... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2015
    McDonald's has just announced that after 13 years they're bringing back the Hamburgler for use in marketing campaigns. In this case, to promote the introduction of their Sirloin Third Pound Burger. Except he's nothing like you remember him. AT ALL. Just look at that creeper... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2015
    Note: Video is a little graphic due to oral surgery. This is a video created as part of a Salta beer campaign featuring three rugby players who lost teeth playing the game getting those empty spaces replaced with bottle openers. I can't help but feel they're going to destroy ... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2015
    This is a video from Jimmy Kimmel of the cast of the Avengers stopping by his show to play a game of Family Feud. They are all pretty horrible. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hang out with them, but they're not getting any spots on my bar trivia team. Have I ever told you my ... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2015
    Dicks By Mail is a service that allows you to anonymously send a bag of edible dicks to anyone you hate for $15. The package comes with a 5-ounce bag of gummy peens and a note that reads 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS'. Pretty straightforward. Although when I first read about it I did ... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2015
    This is a commercial for the Skoda Fabia in which they argue the car is so attention stealing that you won't notice the scenery changing. Obviously, the fact you don't notice the scenery changing has nothing to do with the car, and everything to do with the constant cuts in th... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2015
    This is an ancient Babylonian tablet from around 1,750BC inscribed with a complaint from a man named Nanni to a merchant named Ea-nasir about the quality of copper he was delivered. It just proves that piss-poor customer service has existed since the beginning of time. No wor... / Continue →
  • February 5, 2015
    This is a video from Brazilian shirt store Camisaria Colombo in which they fitted a bunch of headless 2-D mannequins with their clothes, then attached them to hexacopters and flew them in front of the windows of Pao Paulo office buildings for "the executives that stay at the of... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2015
    Feel like crying at work today? Cool, just watch this. Then on Sunday during the actual Super Bowl you can feel confident going to the bathroom during the commercials knowing you've already seen them all. Keep going for the commercial, then go home and hug your pets and cry ... / Continue →