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  • November 24, 2009
    President Obama, clearly an avid Geekologie Reader, finally threw in his two cents about the harbingers of the apocalypse as part of "Educate to Innovate", a campaign designed to keep kids off drugs interested in inventing shit that'll keep us technologically superior to the Ru... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2009
    The iBum Chair by Tomomi Sayuda is a photocopier built into a chair. It might just be the best chair ever invented. The question is: do they make an office model? My secretary hopes not. ...chair will automatically photocopy your ass, when you sit this chair. When audience ... / Continue →
  • April 10, 2009
    I'm sure this isn't the first Darth Vader coffee mug, but it is the first I've seen with a removable cap that keeps your morning cocktail hidden from the prying eyes and noses of non-alcoholic coworkers. Let Darth Vader watch over your coffee as you drink deeply from the dark ... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2009
    And that, dear reader, is how I became The Geekologie Writer. Youtube Thanks to Tim, whose special skills aren't just limited to a 20-inch dong.... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2008
    Attack of the Show's Olivia Munn recently appeared in a Halloween spread for Complex Magazine's October issue. As you can see, she's looking pretty good. I mean I'm not dying to write home about her, but I might fire off a quick email. F*** it, I'm texting. Hit the jump for... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2008
    Worried about developing carpal tunnel? Get a job where you don't have to type. But for the rest of us, there are wrist rests. This $15 set includes one hand and foot and is sure to get a rise out of undead coworkers. Of course, if you actually do work with zombies you shou... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2008
    This desk, brought to us by the same company that made last week's Ejector Seat Office Chair, is made from a real Boeing 747 Jumbo Jet Engine Cowling. The desk measures 100" in diameter and is sanded and polished to a beautiful shine. Not only that, but the secretary in the p... / Continue →
  • November 1, 2007
    The Chrome Calculator Belt Buckle ($10) is almost exactly what it sounds like. The only thing they failed to mention is that it also serves as an incredibly effective chastity device. You can put it on either way (numbers up or down), so that you can use it, or someone else c... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2007
    The Office Collar was designed by Simone Brewster. They're constructed of white leather, and come in a variety of shapes depending on what sort of task you're assigned. The Office Collar has been designed in response to the open plan, working environment. The collars act as s... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2007
    Some brilliantly brilliant genius has come up with an idea that may actually save humanity (or at least the lives of my coworkers). It's a mini-fridge disguised as photocopy paper boxes! I won't have to hide bourbon in the bottom of my desk drawer anymore -- I can stock cold... / Continue →