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  • September 9, 2013
    Season Shot is soon-to-be released shotgun ammo that kills and seasons the game bird you shoot with spice pellets instead of little metal balls. The ammo will come in Cajun, lemon pepper, garlic, teriyaki and honey mustard varieties, none of which will make a clay pigeon edibl... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2011
    Oh shit son, that goulash salad need some more magic? No problem, just let your fairy foodmother hook you up with some good ol' s & p! *sprankle sprankle sprankle* "Why are you wearing a tutu?" Because, silly, I'm a faaaaaaairy! "And I suppose that's why you're frolicking t... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2008
    Well folks, it's that time of the year again. Time to break out the costume and hit the bars looking for a chick that wants to have sex with a ninja turtle. Surprisingly there aren't very many. But what better way to get into the spirit of Halloween than some geeky pumpkinry... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2008
    These salt and pepper shakers are shaped like maracas. So when you go to season your salad, mashed potatoes, meat or whatever the hell you kids are seasoning these days you can shake them like you're in a Latin band and really add some flair to the experience. They cost $60, ... / Continue →