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  • October 15, 2012
    This is Chris Todd in his homemade floating hamster wheel boat. It's basically a pontoon boat that's powered by walking in the giant wheel. Chris wanted to walk the thing all 66-miles across the Irish Sea from Wales to the east coast of Ireland, but had to stop halfway due to... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2010
    Artist Julien Berthier built a boat that looks like it's perpetually sinking even though it's not. Affectionately (literally) named 'Love Love', the boat is fully functional and Jaws-approved. The boat has a built-in motor and is able to move around just like any other boat, ... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2010
    GIANT SQUIDS ARE GIANT. How giant? Try 8-feet long and 100 pounds of pure, unadulterated (okay, slightly adulterated) killing machine. I'm never going to another (nude) beach again! Millions of killer giant squid are not only devouring vast amounts of fish they have even st... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    IMAGE REMOVED Note: This is only a small portion of the graphic, click HERE to see the whole thing in all its toothy glory. Well, with Discovery Channel's Shark Week over it's another 51 weeks of depression until I'm back to fantasizing about dying in the jaws of a giant shark ... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2010
    BP recently admitted to Photoshopping a picture of their Houston-based oil spill command center to make it seem like the workers there don't just play Minesweeper and make dead sea turtle jokes all day. Little did they know. You can't fool the American public. ROFLOL! BP ac... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2010
    Note: This picture is small and I had to crop it click HERE to see the sadness in depressing high-resolution. This is a shot of a wave crashing in Orange Beach, Alabama. As you can see, it looks like absolute crap, which really got me thinking: there's probably a lot of whale... / Continue →
  • June 3, 2010
    There are good ideas and there are great ideas. This is a f***ing terrible one. Nuking the oil leak to cover that shit in rubble and seal it off. Plus birth Godzilla! (which, admittedly, I am for) A plan proposed to detonate a nuke to seal off that troublesome oil well is ... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2010
    For realz. On their heads. The species is only a few millimetres wide and scientists say it looks like a flying saucer with a cluster of gonads, or sex organs, on top. "It's absolutely different from every other jellyfish that's ever been known," Dr Gershwin said. "So we no... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2009
    These wetsuits from Roddenberry.com are designed to look like the uniforms from the original Star Trek series. They range in price from $435-$470, depending on the thickness of material (3mm - 7mm) you choose and you'd have to be an idiot to go surfing in a red one. Sharks yo... / Continue →
  • December 1, 2009
    First of all, a space station of the ocean isn't classified as a space station, it's a Sea Lab. 2021? *high five* And you tell the captain to stay the hell away from me with that golf cart of his! Called the SeaOrbiter, the huge 51m (167ft) structure is set to be the world'... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2009
    According to experts at National Geographic, the future of fish farming (aquaculture) may rely on giant, fish-filled balls floating around in the ocean. ...[A]utomated cages could herald an entirely new form of fish farming. They might be turned loose to mimic natural syst... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2009
    Raytheon, a company best known for my brother and I both swearing we saw an airplane land on top of one of their buildings in Huntsville, Alabama, has received a Navy contract to draw up the initial design of a powerful burning 100-kW Fee Electron Laser (which may or may not lo... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2009
    This full-sized blue whale website comes to us from the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society that urges everyone to "EAT MOR CHIKIN". Kidding, those are the Chick-Fil-A cows. Damn, now I want a sandwich. Ladies? Anyway, the website was designed to give the average compute... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2009
    Want to look like a shark attack victim? I know, who doesn't? Well now thanks to a line of wetsuits by Diddo (the same guy that created these designer gas masks), you can. But if shark attack victim isn't for you, what about an anatomical muscle suit? Or wood? Or a rusted ... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2009
    That's right folks, an underwater volcano off the coast of Tonga (near Fiji) has been erupting recently, causing all kinds of mean-nasty things to happen. Just kidding. There has been some smoke and ash though. Scientists sailed Thursday to inspect an undersea volcano that h... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2009
    NOTE: Video is clean version but still has lots of bleeping out since every other word is a bad one. Watch at full volume. This is the latest from The Lonely Island, the SNL crew that made a music album. The song, I'm On A Boat, is about being on a boat. Which *yawn* is not... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2009
    So apparently there's this little jellyfish creature (Turritopsis nutricula, a form of hydrozoa) that doesn't ever die. Biology is beyond me, so I'll let somebody else do the talking while I make a sandwich have a sandwich made for me. What these little folks do is they rever... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2009
    This is a video of a deep-sea (770-meters to be exact) siphonophore doing its thing. What the f*** is a siphonophore? ...an eerily fantastic creature that appears to be a single, large organism, but which is actually a colony of numerous individual jellyfish-like animals th... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2008
    An underwater rover operated by Shell oil company caught some video of a rare Magnapinna (attractive metal penis) squid a mile and half down. And the squishy bastard has elbowed tentacles! WTF! And also, nigiri. Mmmm. Two more pictures (one old) after the jump, horrible on... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2008
    Goblin sharks look scary as hell and are scary as hell. Sure they're only a couple feet long, but they're uglier than my sister and have tons of sharp little teeth. Watch the video around 0:20 to see how it's mouth comes out of its face Aliens style to munch on dude's arm. A... / Continue →