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  • July 1, 2011
    Um, all soda cans are spray cans if you shake them first. Because tilting a can back/not poking your eyes out with a straw takes skill and dexterity that today's youth are lacking, soda is now available in spray-cans. Think spray-cheese, but then think soda. Then think both ... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2011
    You know what the problem with a lot of movies coming out is? THEY BLOW. They were poorly written, grossly over-marketed, and suck nards. Not because they aren't watched in seats that move. But has that stopped D-Box (D-Bag's cardboard older brother) from developing 'kineti... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2011
    Sarah White is a 24-year old therapist who practices 'naked therapy', or the act of getting butt-ass naked while you cry about the time your dad called you a loser. Iffy? Absolutely. Better than the guy who tries to hypnotize me and touch my privates? Maaaaaybe. White begi... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2010
    Because Avatar has effectively rendered 2-D obsolete, this month's Playboy will feature a 3-D centerfold. Just don't forget to take the glasses off before leaving your bedroom or we'll all know what you were doing in there! "What would people most like to see in 3-D?" asked P... / Continue →