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  • September 12, 2013
    Because college has become less of a place to prepare yourself for a realistic future and more of a place to dig yourself into debt for 4+ years, The University of California Irvine is offering an eight week zombie survival course using The Walking Dead as its basis. Obviously... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2011
    Jetpacks: in the future our kids will fly them to school. Well, your kids anyways -- I'm not having any. You see, despite how bottom-of-the-barrel-roll dumb I might be, I'm still smart enough to know that, while there's no question I'd make the world's greatest father, I'd ma... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    I was originally gonna Photoshop some comic book panels onto a mortar board for the picture, but I'm pressed for time today so just imagine that in your head for a second before continuing. I did a pretty good job, right? Thanks. Dundee University (which, before you ask, y... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2011
    If my parents ever found out I was taking a college-level English course that involved reading Twilight, not only would my dad have tied me to the couch and made me watch 'Blade' until my eyes bled, my mom would have home-colleged me. *railroad-tie to the heart* CONSIDER YOUR ... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    Some moron went and tried to Yahoo Answer his way to a B- on a homework assignment but failed(!) miserably when his professor found his question posted. You can tell the kid's a a moron because 1. he has a robotic typewriter for an avatar and 2. Yahoo Answers is the worst plac... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2010
    This is horribly crappy camera-phone video of a teacher going nuts on some high school students and eventually throwing chairs, including one through a window. You don't actually see too much on account of the camera-phoner sucking 200% at life AND videography, but you can cer... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2010
    Brigham Young University, best known for being 98% Mormon and having a mediocre basketball team -- shit, I forgot where I was going with this. Anyway, a couple BYU students decided it would be the wildest thing they've ever done if they made a motorized couch. And it was. Th... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2010
    Note: Video's after the jump because Mario's a little shy after putting on a couple extra pounds. This is a stop-motion video of a Post-It note Mario running around a school. Or maybe it's a hospital. Either way, it's somewhere I don't want to be. Like work. F*** I hate th... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2010
    Fake Science is a little website of old science textbook illustrations with accompanying make-believe facts. It's pretty awesome, although still in its infancy so there isn't a whole lot of content yet (only two pages). I posted a handful of my favorites after the jump, but i... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2010
    Jordan Goldklang is a man. A man I like to call Jordan Goldwang: The Man With The Precious Peener. He hates it, but I can't help myself. And HE couldn't help himself from creating a magic major for himself at Indiana University. It was God's calling. No, no it wasn't. It ... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2010
    Seen here with C-3PO and Dane Cook, college grad Manja Pieters (BTDT -- had to get a salve from the witchdoctor) wore a full Stormtrooper costume to her graduation ceremony. Why? Hell I don't know, why did I wear a tophat and monocle to mine? Oh right, because I'm classy was... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    This is a shot of a Pokémon school bus spotted in Japan. The idea is that by being Pokémon themed kids will want to jump on and go to school. And apparently it works. Me? I used to dive out a window when we passed the liquor store. Hit the jump for one more shot of the p... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2010
    Ole Miss (The University of Mississippi) has decided to ditch its old racist slave-owning mascot Col. Rebel in exchange for something a little more PC. And now there's a student movement to elect the honorable Admiral Ackbar (quite the rebel himself) as the new figurehead of t... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2010
    This is a video of an OU physics professor freezing and shattering a laptop with liquid nitrogen to remind students not to bring them to class. It was pretty effective. Not as effective as the time Mr. Wizard shattered a giant bouncy ball with liquid nitrogen, but this guy is... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2010
    This is Mario's class schedule for his current semester at Nintendo University. As you can see, he's taking some pretty cakewalk courses and should probably just skip them to get high in the dorm and talk to girls on AIM trying to score dates. Haha, do I know college or what?... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2010
    Because I cannot tell a lie, I did (shamefully) watch 15-minutes of MTV's 'Jersey Shore' one time before setting the television on fire and getting kicked out of the bar (where's my show, MTV?). Anyway, if you haven't ever seen an episode, keep it up. But this is a video from... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2010
    This is a little informational graphic about the different video game consoles. I didn't really bother looking at it for too long because there's a dog biting my leg but I'm sure it's chock-full of interesting facts and figures. Like, uh, women using their WiiMotes to pleasur... / Continue →