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  • May 11, 2012
    This is a recently-inked tattoo by artist/Geekologie Reader Adam M. based on a painting of the same design by Alex Ross (links to picture on Alex's website). Damn, I didn't know Batman's back looked that bad. Don't get me wrong, I still have a crush on him, it's just, I dunno... / Continue →
  • December 27, 2011
    Did everyone have happy holidays? That's cool, I got a new pair of shoes. They were probably more than I deserved. This is a female Commander Shepard by cosplayer and DeviantARTist Anais Roberts. As you can see, she's got the facial scarring and everything. Man, I was so e... / Continue →
  • May 24, 2011
    Picture 1: Should've covered your eyes instead, little girl Picture 2: Probably the worst 'sign of the horns' EVER This is a video of Chewbacca dressed as Axl Rose and an Ewok as Slash performing Guns n Roses' 'Welcome to the Jungle' as part of Disney's 2011 Star Wars Weekends... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2011
    This is a picture of a chick that got the Half-Life lambda logo cut out (link to way more brutal scarification post) of her leg. At least I think it's a chick. If it's not a chick those are the smoothest man-legs I've ever seen. Besides mine. I went in for a Brazilian wax a... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2011
    Seen here looking suspiciously like a cadaver with candy corns for teeth and M.U.S.C.L.E. Men in its weave, some dude decided to get a Hello Kitty tattoo smack-dab in the middle of his forehead. Why? Your guess is as good as mine, but I'm leaning towards 'why not?', which is ... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2011
    Remember the time we went to that Japanese restaurant with a monkey waiter? Ha, how could you forget -- he wouldn't stop throwing turds at us the entire dinner service! I Yelped about it. Well now the restaurant's proprietors have added a creepy female mask, wig and schoolgi... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2011
    **Satisfaction never guaranteed. This is a video entitled 'Nintendo: A Sad Story'. Which, while definitely sad, is even more disturbing. And as a man who already had to sleep under the bed last night due to suspected ghost activity, and I'll be damned if I have to crawl unde... / Continue →
  • January 12, 2011
    When I think sexy I think one of two things -- 1. dinosaurs or 2. spray cheese. If I'm feeling really krinky I'll try thinking both at the same time but more often than not it leads to A) hyperventilating B) passing out and C) wet dreams. This is a Simpsons pr0n parody that a... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2011
    This is a video of a woman's stomach with what I can only assume is a full-sized 8-year old inside desperately trying to force its way out. VIDEO CANNOT BE UNSEEN. If you don't want to watch it (which I recommend not), I'll now describe the scene as poetically as possible: HO... / Continue →
  • December 30, 2010
    Hey, I warned you. NOT UNSEEABLE usually means you don't want to see it. Remember that time you climbed on top of the bathroom counter and bent over to peek between your legs and get a closeup of your butt in the mirror? Well it's just like that. Except all these have two e... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2010
    Note: Jump is NSFW on account of disturbing imagery (read: pastied children's show characters). Who knew Sesame Street was in the red light district? I did not. I'm kind of wishing I still didn't. But on account of my unbiased journalistic integrity, this is a series of pho... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    Remember when mood rings were cool? That was a trick question, they've never not been. As a matter of fact, I'm wearing like forty of them even as I type this. Two on my penis! He's super sad right now. This is one of those things that is so obvious that you want to smack ... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2010
    In reality, everything is edible, it might just be your last meal. Plutonium? You CAN put it in your mouth. Spiders too, except they probably WON'T kill you. But they will lay eggs in your tonsils! Haha -- have fun dreaming about that one tonight! Anyway, oven-baked edibl... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2010
    ADT recently ran a marketing campaign in Chile in which they slid pop-up boxes under people's apartment doors to make them think somebody was in their place while they were gone. Scare tactics -- I like it! When not held flat, the boxes pop open to a cube, allowing them to be... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2010
    This pulsating 'umbilical' iPhone charger was designed by Mio I-zawa as an experiment in just how disgusting a person can make a cell phone charger. Nice try, Mio, but a REAL disgusting charger would ooze pus and smell like an orc's o-ring (they wipe with dead animals). Oh I'... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2010
    Note: Jump probably NSFW due to fake alien-vaj. To coincide with the release of Hustler's Avatar pr0n parody, Fleshlight is making an "alien" version of their famous male sex-toy. "Honey -- I think the blue flashlight in the tool chest next to your Neytiri poster is out of ba... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2010
    Note: Probably NSFW video is after the jump because I don't want any crying robot babies popping out and slopping on the front page. This is a video of a robotic vagina giving birth complete with the most terrifying sounds I've ever heard in my 29 years of existence (not even ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2010
    WARNING: NSFW uncensored shot after the jump cannot be unseen I don't care how much you drink (I'm already past a gallon and can still see them when I close my eyes). Zombi Art Dildos from Necronomicox (terrifying name BTW) are exactly what they sound like: fake zombie wieners... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I'm a firm believer in never-nudity. This is a video of a fit looking mom playing the Rock Band drums butt-ass naked in front of her children. Now I'm not saying I'm gonna befriend these kids so I can come over and join the band, but th... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump and NSFW due to some prison language. This is a ten-minute video compilation of WTF moments in television and movie history from across the globe. It's scary as hell, I'm not gonna lie. You've probably seen at least some of the videos, but there... / Continue →