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  • September 24, 2013
    Honey, it finally happened -- I caught a man nursing his iPhone at the office today. Seen here in what appears to be the middle of a steamy sexting session, a man uses his nipple to unlock the iPhone 5S's fingerprint scanner. That's because, just like fingerprints, nipples ar... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2010
    Aural fetish "scientists" at the University of South Hampton claim they've developed a biometric ear scanner than can identify individuals with almost perfect accuracy. I'm skeptical, but still cutting both my ears off tonight. Suck it, Van Gogh -- GO BIG OR GO HOME! Biometr... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2010
    Note: I censor-barred the image (in case you couldn't tell) but you can hit the jump for a NSFW version of what the pasties actually look like if you want. Just don't come crying to me if your mom catches you and you end up grounded from the internet. Flying Pasties are 2-3mm... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2010
    These are instructions on how to make a Coke bottle cheat sheet. Admittedly it's pretty ingenious, but I don't promote cheating. I never cheated in school. If I wasn't prepared for a test I would fail the shit out of it with flying colors plus draw a couple penises. Sure I ... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2010
    Some guy working security at Heathrow Airport in London caught a female employee accidentally walking through a body scanner and seized the opportunity to look at her privates or whatever the hell it is you see with one of those newfangled soul-stealers. Now whether this fello... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2010
    Looks like the larger of the two just had a fairly significant meal as well. Just sayin', give it a couple hours and she'll only be a 246 pounder. Also, I highly don't recommend it but if you look hard enough I think you can make out their vaginas. So, yeah -- have fun with ... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2009
    I know what you're thinking, because I thought the same thing, "holy shit, Han Solo in Carbonite!", but no. These are images of people using a 3D scanner that will soon be utilized in airports across the country to ensure you don't have any explosive material in the back of yo... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2009
    Some guy went and programmed a whole bunch of old computer parts to perform Queen's iconic 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. You just have to see it to believe it. But, you can read this first if you want: No effects or sampling was used. What you see is what you hear (does that even mak... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2009
    Scanwiches are cross-sectioned sandwiches that have been carefully digitized using a flatbed scanner. Each one provides a HQ picture of what to expect from a particular sandwich from a certain sandwich shop or deli. For instance, this is a Salami, Coleslaw, Tomato, and Mustar... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2008
    Geekologie reader Dustin got partial credit (2/5 points!) for pulling the ol' picture of a spider trick on an algebra test in college. Good looking, Dustin! It's just too bad your teacher's a dick -- I think we can all agree that spider's easily a 3-pointer. Thanks again Dus... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2008
    This is old. And sadly hilarious. I can't believe poor Wekweti can even use a f***ing computer scanner. How turn computer monitor into mirror? [yahooanswers] Thanks Roberto, but agrees it'll only work if you take a picture of the mirror.... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2008
    Some guy's wife called him to tell him she was having problems with their home printer/scanner. And, even after walking her through how to push the power button, it still didn't work. Finally, the guy comes home and opens the scanner bed. Hello ant colony! You know, I think... / Continue →
  • March 6, 2008
    Soon computers will be able to know what you're looking at simply by reading your mind. Scientists used a functional magnetic resonance imaging machine -- a real-time brain scanner -- to record the mental activity of a person looking at thousands of random pictures: people, a... / Continue →